Steven Woosley

@MomsPostingLs Some people think contractors are some kind of government agency. Maybe because their names often are Pittsburg Plumbing or whatever 😂

Wanted to trade plumbing pics for plumbing

@MurrayHillGuy1 It’s best when women ask your height, age or if you have kids or whatever, just say take a guess no wrong answers, then give them a crazy answer

Last night a girl told me she only gets with guys 6’0 and above. She was maybe like 5’5 Fair enough. As I’m leaving the bar, I see her making out with a guy who’s generously 5’9 maybe 5’10 idk. He must’ve told her he was 6’0. Height doesn’t matter.

@LeadingReport It’s a popular concept. Just obviously crooked politicians don’t want citizens voting

JD Vance tells Republicans to “try” to pass the SAVE America Act, force people to vote against it.

@RandallHouseRE Randy, why did you only sell Mrs Johnson a capacitor? Why didn’t you sell her a hard start kit, surge protector, air quality system and mini split for her garage?

Interviewed and hired an HVAC tech this week. He took a $15k pay cut Not because he wanted fewer hours or an easier job. He said he was burned out by compensation plans that rewarded upselling over repairs and upselling unnecessary parts. His whole bonus comp was based on that. There seems to be growing fatigue with some of the more aggressive private equity-backed HVAC models.

@DemonFramed Should have just become his trusted right hand man while gathering dirt

I escaped the 9 to 5 slavery 3 months ago. I had a nice, stable corporate job. My biggest blackpill came when my former boss’s son, who was literally 18 years old, showed up and got handed the keys to the kingdom while his dad fucked off to Europe. In that moment I realized this shit is all bullshit. I spent 4 years in college, got the degree, got the job, did everything they told me to do, just to watch an 18 year old run a business because he happened to be born into the right family. That’s when I realized hard work doesn’t matter, your family does. I quit, stopped paying student loans, stopped paying taxes, fuck this system.

@PMXC04 @electionsjoe Also before they got bought. Meat was spilling out into the sub wrapper

@electionsjoe Because outside of the NY/NJ region, delis are a foreign concept. That’s the only way chain places survive. For this transplant, trying to find anything good that is made up north is near impossible

Jersey Mikes is so bad. Every single New Jersey deli is ten times better than them. You get barely any meat at Jersey Mikes and it is so overpriced too. Idk how it became the top chain.

@found_it_funny He is heightfraudmaxxing lol

@coleruudjohnson No haha that’s what I’d say to them

@StevenWoosley1 Bisexual

Do you let someone out of a contract because they signed while they were on LSD?

@DeanTTraining But the heavy m3t@ls and s33d 0il$ brooooo

Eating 1k calories worth of potato chips will leave you hungry within 30 minutes. Eating 1k calories worth of these will keep you full until you go to bed…even if you eat them at 12 Noon. Not an exaggeration LONG LIVE AIR FRIED POTATOES

@Napolean3002 @albadiaaz2 Such a chubby dad bod. Prolly like 50% body fat

@albadiaaz2 The guy has visible abs and definition etc, he’s definitely sub 20 percent bodyfat which is healthy and what most guys want to be at, how the fuck is that being “chubby” you dumb cunt?

los hombres matándose en el gym y haciendo dietas estrictas y a nosotras nos gustan así, rellenitos

@minseosongx @hoodwild_ That’s just there dog

@hoodwild_ he said please and everything

A group of kids were enjoying pizza when an iguana strolled in, politely grabbed a slice and ran off 😭

@BuckinBilly @cabinsmountain Why would your parents have separate houses

@cabinsmountain A man sleeps better knowing family is just down the road

Normalize buying land with your siblings and closest friends and building a place where your families can grow together. Modern isolation isn't how people were meant to live. A few generations ago, extended families often lived just down the road from one another. Meals were shared, support was always nearby, and childcare wasn't a constant concern. Bring back the village.

@nohoesro @romanhelmetguy Yeah Becky is a genius that’s why all she does is cocaine and suck cock

@romanhelmetguy If enough people believe this it becomes true type shit

All good traits correlate. People hate this. That hot girl is probably smarter than you. Life isn't fair.

@Richkhid132 @Gregory38084480 Some women are just annoying it seems

@Gregory38084480 Like wtf

Why does a man's d!ck go soft in the middle of sex? 🤔

@BaneThe76451 Two 6.3’s equals 12.6??

Chad doesn't need to go to clubs/bars anymore because he can get women like free pizzas delivered home through the apps. The rest of men are realizing it's all a scam and finding better stuff to do with their money (like geomaxxing to get a better bang for their buck) Women need to accept they themselves have created a harem dating market and they need to start accepting their role as concubines and stop deluding themselves that there are enough Chads for every one of them to marry.

@Howlingmutant0 Never happened. Sorry tobias

@thereallgame Same with door to door and sales

I'll say this I've approached many women, never once have I had a nuclear reaction The more soft/cowardly/weak you appear and behave the more likely you will attract the ruthless side of women It's a cause and effect reaction

@Mattyk772 @primenova59 Tell her, too bad. So sad

@primenova59 crying because you got caught is wild lol

Jelly Roll’s wife Bunnie Xo collapsed in tears, begging him not to divorce her after confessing to a secret affair with his best friend, claiming temptation got the best of her and pleading for one last chance to save their marriage. 😳 "I'm sorry, baby, I was tempted." "Don't let this be the end of us."

@PaulSkallas I pulled plenty of baddies as a plumber, then went to sales and then real estate. Did not matter