Stuart Wilson

@SamCoatesSky Cool. Always enjoy being patronised on a Friday morning.

@Stuart_Wilson19 But I don't think it's of interest unless you do follow politics very closely?

Cabinet league table Which cabinet minister has been announcing the most policy? Which the least? Using a WMS as a proxy for number of announcements (not perfect, but not totally unfair either as a WMS accompanies Oral announcements), you've got Steve Reed's MHCLG as the busiest, and Bridget Phillipson's Education as the least (remember, still waiting for Supreme Court guidance and the meat of the SEND reforms from her teams). One government source told me that "loads of departments have slowed down because they’re scared of criticism ahead of May" This is based on all the announcements in parliament during the 16-26th March (i.e. last 2 weeks before recess, a typically busy period). There were 89 WMSs in that period. Data: questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-statem…

@UB1UB2 @but_cyclists Err no. Banged to rights basically

Every London driver’s worst nightmare! 📸💸 A driver got caught out in this yellow box junction in Wembley after traffic suddenly blocked their exit, forcing them to stop right in the middle of the box. The driver argues they shouldn’t be penalised since it was the fault of other road users completely stopping the flow of traffic! The Highway Code says you shouldn’t enter the box unless your exit is clear... but in London traffic, if you wait for a clear exit, you might be waiting all day! 😂 If this PCN comes through the post, do you think they would win an appeal? Let us know below! (TikTok: asad.iqba1) #UB1UB2 #wembley #london #londontraffic #yellowbox

@fesshole Not in a single blokes house!

It bothers me that many people probably don't rotate their cupboard dinner plate stack when replacing clean ones. Which means up and down the country there may be thousands of stack-bottom plates going unused for years

@andyt5678 @MikeyCycling @BootsUK No. It’s not Mikey’s, mine or your choice what sanction he will face. That will be up to the police. But why he’s facing those potential consequences are entirely of his own choice isn’t it?

@Stuart_Wilson19 @MikeyCycling @BootsUK If you think that way. But even the police don’t rip away someone’s method of feeding their family for the offence of using the phone whilst driving. If he’s got an otherwise good record he’d get an awareness course and maybe that’s enough, maybe not. But it’s not mikeys choice.

..@BootsUK Any comments on your driver here, no seatbelt, driving along with vape in his left hand, phone in his right, using the phone whilst moving? DN24HBY

@andyt5678 @MikeyCycling @BootsUK Better he’s fired than kill somebody eh? Could be your loved one or possibly even you. The driver is making a choice to operate that vehicle in an unsafe manner. He knows it. You know it.

@MikeyCycling @BootsUK With the world how it is. Deliberately trying to get someone fired is the work of a scumbag. Either chat with the driver and remind him politely or just send it into the cops I know you know how. But posting to his employer in public on social media. Scummy twat you are matey.

@RossLydall Ruddy politicians using silly sporting allusions and analogies should be summarily removed from office!

Sadiq Khan: “Unlike Mo Salah, I haven't lost a yard of pace. I'm still as fast as I ever was and I still have a lot of fuel in my tank. "I'm like Stevie G [Steven Gerrard] - occupy the middle, go front and back, left and right, and be a team player." ⚽️🤣

@DrMatthewSweet A large part of it is they seem to have been able to monetise it.

I think anti vax conspiracy has proven a gateway drug for a large cohort of formerly respectable commentators. Now they have websites and TV shows like this, impluvia of epistemic shit, where they sit and berate the MSM, and imagine they have reached enlightenment.

This is like a public declaration of insanity.

Maybe it’s just me Wes but I think the Minister for Health should be negotiating in good faith with the relevant parties and not displaying his feathers on Twitter!

@YorkPeregrines Has that Darvic been able to be read?

April 7th at 18:57. Peregrines mating on the boiler house chimney at University of York, Heslington. The female has an orange darvic, so likely to be the same bird photographed a week ago.

@GaryMarcus @Kasparov63 Yes and it’s not 10s of millions of erroneous results it’s 500 billion 500 Billion!!!!

Imagine if your car randomly went out of control 10% of the time. That’s commercial-grade generative AI web search.

@WriterHannahBT Saw a few with a load of sand martins at Eyebrook reservoir a couple of days ago

FIRST SWALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has anyone else seen any?

@thecurioustales @Kasparov63 Aren’t you embarrassed writing this drivel?

🚨SHOCKING: Artemis II mission isn’t “going to the Moon.” It’s aiming for a precise point in space where the Moon will be. 252,706 miles away . The human brain cannot process what this actually means. Every space mission you’ve ever seen depicted gets this fundamentally wrong. Movies show rockets flying toward a destination like an airplane flying toward an airport. Point at target, fire engines, arrive. Reality operates under completely different physics. When NASA launched Artemis II on April 1, 2026 , the Moon was somewhere entirely different than where the spacecraft will intercept it on April 6 . The rocket launched toward empty space, betting everything on a mathematical prediction of where a target traveling 67,000 miles per hour would position itself five days  in the future. Space travel is not transportation. It’s temporal ballistics. The Moon orbits Earth every 27.3 days, covering roughly 1.5 million miles of distance. During the ten day journey of Artemis II  , the Moon moves approximately 370,000 miles along its orbital path. The spacecraft launched in a direction that looks completely wrong to every human instinct, following a free-return trajectory that intercepts the Moon’s future position  , not its current one. This requires predicting exactly where an object the size of a continent will be located, down to mile precision, five days before the meeting happens. Any error in orbital calculation, any miscalculation in the Moon’s gravitational influences from Earth and Sun, any slight deviation in spacecraft velocity, and the crew of Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen  sails past their target into the infinite void of space. NASA engineers call this a “free return trajectory,”   but the name obscures the cognitive breakthrough required to make it work. You cannot think about space travel the way you think about any form of transportation that exists on Earth. Destinations don’t exist in space. Only intercepts exist. You’re never going somewhere. You’re always going somewhen. The mathematics behind orbital rendezvous calculations treats time and space as completely integrated variables. The spacecraft’s translunar injection burn on April 2  lasted exactly six minutes. Miss that window by even minutes, and the geometric relationship between Earth’s rotation, the Moon’s orbital position, and the spacecraft’s trajectory becomes unsolvable. The destination literally disappears from the realm of possibility until celestial mechanics realign. The Artemis II crew spent five days flying through vacuum toward coordinates   that would contain nothing but empty space if they had launched 24 hours earlier or later. They bet their lives on humanity’s ability to predict the future position of celestial objects with mathematical precision that exceeds anything we do on Earth. Today, April 6, they’ll pass within 4,070 miles of the lunar surface , reaching their maximum distance from Earth. But they launched toward empty space and intercepted a moving target with pinpoint accuracy across a quarter million mile void. Space doesn’t contain destinations. It contains equations.

@ZoeJardiniere I believe he now is mentally unstable or ill. The trouble is he’s surrounded himself with people, like Stephen Miller, who love this kind of rhetoric and actions. Truly ghastly

I really do think that it is time - right now immediately - for decent & reasonable US citizens to take whatever action necessary to impeach & depose their mad king.

@NorwichCityFC I made it 4!

Pelle Mattsson scores goals.

@RhonddaBryant Yes but it was good coffee and there were biscuits!

It’s your job to support, listen to and advocate fit your constituents. You shouldn’t be charging them!

The falcon laid her first egg of 2026 last night at 21.21. After a few weeks wondering if we would have a pair this season, we are off! Happy Easter 😊

@jathansadowski @mehdirhasan The thing that isn’t discussed here is that it is ALSO a decision to allow the AI to give a place to hide. As you say people make the decisions to reach those points and we could choose to keep those people culpable. Why don’t we?!

“Someone decided to compress the kill chain. Someone decided that deliberation was latency. Someone decided to build a system that produces 1,000 targeting decisions an hour and call them high-quality. Calling it an “AI problem” gives those decisions and people a place to hide.”

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@paullewismoney @PrivateOfficeHQ @Moneybox @BBCRadio4 IHT is a thorny issue and it needs to work for wider society as well as small businesses esp family ones. I’d love to see IHT not being framed as “farmers paying IHT for the first time”. No, no farmers won’t. They’re dead. They can’t farm and they can’t write cheques!

Millions who earn dividends on shares will pay more income tax on them from Monday and farmers and family businesses will pay Inheritance Tax for the first time - albeit far less than the rest of us, with IFA Kirsty Stone from @PrivateOfficeHQ on @Moneybox noon @BBCRadio4