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That shit was a penalty lmfao

@FinTwitGL @Adam9ygs @rawsalerts You’re still retarded and you will never live it down.

@Adam9ygs @rawsalerts Not sure it will be a civil war. I voted for Trump 3 times and at this point I can't come close to defending his actions. This is not close to what I voted for.

🚨#BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted on charges of threatening the president’s life. An arrest warrant has been issued and now he could face up to 10-20 years in prison

@CarlZha This just proves there’s no actual left in America. Just all right wingers.

The state of the American left:

@EP4M22 @Chicago_Goofies lol your shitty ass state depends on ours. Thats why all these people work in Chicago and drive to their shithole in Indiana while complaining about the city that gives them their livelihood.

If it were up to me, you wouldn't get any of this shit for free funded by taxpayers like me. Get off your fat lazy ass and go work for your shit. What Indiana is doing is great, because we are also forced to pay for your fucking healthcare you fucking turd and less sugar means less diabetes and obesity related illnesses that we are unfortunately forced to pay for.

A woman from Chicago stopped at a gas station in Indiana to grab some snacks. When she tried to use her Link card, the clerk told her that in Indiana, you can’t buy anything with sugar, so she ended up leaving with just a bag of chips.

I feel bad for Meg, men are bitches these days smh. Glad my parents raised me right.

@justmercy__ Stay your ass in Nigeria fuckin retard.

Now, let’s look at it from the girl’s perspective…she’s been with him for five years, and they’ve been living together for who knows how long, yet he still hasn’t married her. At some point, she might start feeling like he’s not serious about her, which could be why she’s entertaining other guys. If we’re being honest, five years is more than enough time to decide if you want to wife someone up.

Never surprised…once again.. Travels and Adventures of Little Baron Trump

@JKilroy23 @AIRGold_ People surprised Tony runs AEW like a proper company lol.

@AIRGold_ They're folks who work reg corporate jobs and if they are flown out to a convention or work related thing it's accommodated. The idea wwe is this big and don't is greed. Using independent contractors but u cant book other gigs

WWE: Talent pay for gear, hotel, rental cars (flights paid for) AEW: The company pays for travel and accommodation Something worth keeping in mind for wrestlers during this time of year.

@AmericaExpanded @UnWokeTchr @CalltoActivism You’re retarded.

@UnWokeTchr @CalltoActivism I’m not MAGA, the current (just like prior pope) is steep in Liberation Theology. This theology is Marxist in origin. The popes whole world view is framed through this Marxist theology.

Wow. The Pope was just asked his stance on migration. His answer is amazing: “I would change the question: what is the global North doing to help the global South in its situation that forces them to migrate.”

Rich white women have been activated to make all women look bad and you idiots are all falling for it.

Chicago weather is fucking retarded

@BaneThe76451 It’s fake

Apparently approaching men with girlfriends to get their contacts in front of their boyfriends is the new trend to make ad shekels in the leftist dystopia. More signs the culture is slowly shifting towards a "law of the jungle" configuration.

@Zigmanfreud @nypost It’s not feminism it’s just white women. Notice it’s all white blondes. Get your people in check white boy.

@nypost The strangest & most baffling part of modern feminism is the extreme willingness to embrace a narrative that women are not strong at all, but actually very weak, hopeless, infants, totally unable to control their own actions, at least whenever they need to explain bad behavior…

Sherrone Moore had 'complete control' over ex-mistress Paige Shiver, she reveals in first TV interview trib.al/JYrpBwG

@litcapital I like Gemini :/ it’s great at non coding admin tasks. Claude for heavy shit and integrations.

The Gemini team seeing Google invest in their largest competitor

@Miazmaic @CantEverDie @AlexzanderSlick K shaped recovery. Those who had it will continue to have it and those who never got a chance will never get the chance. Class war is coming quickly and it will be ugly because family and friends will be pit against each other due to differences in monetary status.

@CantEverDie @AlexzanderSlick in america. and for juniors. mid/senior is easy as fuck rn.

in my second year of college i decided to switch from computer science to biology and my parents questioned if that was the right decision to make and now every single day i’m realizing i absolutely made the right choice

@sliverking12389 @ImCloudXiV @koruki @PPLSOPTIMISMCEO @IT_unhinged Maybe restart or close your tabs once in a while. Running hot doesn’t mean overheating. Especially MacBooks under load.

@ImCloudXiV @koruki @PPLSOPTIMISMCEO @IT_unhinged Yea man try getting work done on a laptop that overheats every couple of minutes of use.

Marketing director submitted a ticket saying her MacBook Pro was "running too hot" and she needed the newest model. I checked the asset lifecycle. It has two years left. I told her no. An hour later, a new ticket: "Accidental coffee spill. Device destroyed." She brought it to my desk, practically skipping. I told her we process accidental damage under the Emergency Continuity Protocol. She asked what that means. I handed her a seven-pound Dell Latitude from 2016. I explained that continuity laptops are issued until the original device's lifecycle expires. In 2026. She stared at the bezel. It's an inch thick. She asked if she could just have her sticky MacBook back. I said no, it's a biohazard. She cried. My SLA remains perfect.

@NetworkChuck @CioaraJeremy Already oversaturated.

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@JacksonFromTwit You’re right tbh. Sorry for the ragebait.

listen i love this city and also like my rent to be cheap. but you all sound like fucking idiots

@JacksonFromTwit Shit you should have stayed there instead.

@SuperMutantt i grew up poor as shit in an ex trap house with junkies coming up to our doors harassing my mom looking to score and needles in the septic tank. you do not know me. do not purport to. yell at your alderman to build housing and shut the fuck up

@PhattOrangeCat @realxemo That’s even worse, fuck Indiana. You leeches love to work in downtown Chicago for the salary and drive back to Hammond, St John, or whatever fuckass town you’re from.

@SuperMutantt @realxemo I don’t live in Philly retard, I live in Indiana where you see nothing but Illinois plates everywhere and everyone says “oh I’m from Chicago” in that gay ass accent. Argue with the facts bum ass, negative growth since before either of us were born.

i don’t worry too much about chicago transplant discourse because what did you expect me to do — live my entire life in indianapolis indiana? be serious