
Testikilles
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Testikilles
@TestikiIles
putting the s,t, and d in ‘stud’ day by day


gay clubs when the lights come on

Exclusive clip from ‘THE ROOM RETURNS’, starring Bob Odenkirk as Johnny. The film is a reimagining of ‘The Room’ shot in under 12 hours with no rehearsal.


Hi @Warwickshire_CC, would it be a conflict of interest if it were to became apparent that Reform UK's Councillor Stephen Shaw and Warwickshire Chief Executive Monica Fogarty were caught having an intimate moment at the @LGAcomms Conference last night? What do you think @_GeorgeFinch, as leader of the council? Afterall, that is you sitting their, isn't it? Perhaps they didn't see the red flags, because you took away Monica's power to fly them?

Argentina's World Cup stars taunt England with chants about the Falklands in their dressing room - while their fans are ALREADY singing about knocking Three Lions out in semi-final trib.al/gJN6X9T



Serious question: If today we banned every single male athlete in the U.S. from playing any sport beside soccer. How long would it take us to win a World Cup? 4 years? 8 might be generous.

This is how a Detective Inspector from @bedspolice chose to present himself to the media and therefore the public today. Mate, you’re a detective, not a poet. Get a haircut and a beard trim.

Am I the only one who hasn't forgotten what he said about ballet and opera lol?



@MovieMantz @IMAX @odysseymovie @UniversalPics payed critic detected. 😂

Have you ever been arguing with a guy online, only for him to try to humble you by saying, “You’re not the prize, sweetie; men are”? Before you get in a ‘debate me bro’ match with some random guy on the internet, I need you to stop, drop, and roll. You do not need to prove that women are the prize in a relationship. It’s okay to accept his premise. Sure, women are not the prize. Neither are men. This is not a carnival, so why do you need to be some man’s cheap teddy bear—the consolation prize awarded to a child who hits a mediocre score in skee ball? A goldfish, plopped in a plastic bag with some water, shaken up by the seven-year-old hands grasping it, only to last 24 hours? Read the full article here: bit.ly/4eKDZC0 By @0rang3youglad


I’ll never understand people romanticising gentrification of parts of London with high social housing. There’s really nothing stopping you from going to buy a house in Chislehurst or Dulwich












