The Mighty Foof Podcast

TMF are taking you on a #kinky ride to the world of far-out #fetishes this week*. If, after that, we haven’t scarred your ears for life, you’ll be delighted to know ‘Dear TMF...’ is back! *We strongly recommend headphones! 🎧 Ep 17 is now out in all the usual places! #Podcast

@KingBobIIV My brothers ex best friends sister, is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s god daughter. AND Alexandra Burke’s footballer boyfriend tripped over my foot in a spa in April and fell in the pool.

#CelebrityXFactor or #ZListKareoke? What even is this @ITV?

Lots of controversy over this years #LoveIsland Win. We ❤️ Tommy and Molly. But Amber had been topping the votes throughout the entire series because watching the growth of an independent woman is far more inspiring in 2019 than a cute couple cooing over a stuffed elephant. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Toddler: *eating yogurt* My mom: *places dessert in front of toddler* Me: *tries to dive in between toddler and dessert but fails* Toddler: *stops eating yogurt and whines for dessert* Me: My mom: Me: My mom: guess she’s done with the yogurt Me: SHE IS NOW

@natsmama75 @JannaKilimnik I always ask my bf to brush my hair (obvs) and the other day he asked me to brush his because “it always looks so relaxing”. I literally recoiled and didn’t even answer. He had no idea why I looked so disgusted.

Over the weekend I caught my husband doing something truly terrible that has shaken our marriage to its core. I walked in on him USING MY BRUSH TO BRUSH HIS BEARD. Thank you for your continued support as we work through our issues.

@Firecrazee We could all send them invitations to a “No-Brexit Party” (like...party as in a “woohoo”-party rather than the political ones). Without a stamp. With a fillet of cod in it.

So I received a leaflet with my name on from the #BrexitParty . My husband, who has an Asian name, did not. How can I return the leaflet to sender in a way that will cost these racist Little England wazzocks money? Any suggestions?

This 👏 is👏fu*king👏boring. @DailyMirror wake UP. 1. She looks INSANE! 🍉🍉 2. It’s nothing to fu*king do with you 3. Stop wasting our time 4. Stop feeding a body shaming culture we’re already battling to be free of 5. You’re making 0 mates printing that crap @jameelajamil

Imagine the tweet from the new girlfriend! “OMG just realised that we’ve invited my new bfs ex WIFE to my earwax syringing appointment. FML. Why does this always happen to me? Fucking shared calendar BS.”

#Brexit. WTF is going on there? Well, we will be giving an update on what's-what on our next episode - Foof style. Until then - let us know how clued up you are on the goings-on using the magic of GIFs (well, we have to try and make it moderately fun SOMEHOW!)... #TheMightyFoof

Honestly we’re not laughing.

I feel like Sex and the City has given us an realistic representation of our 30s. #JigsawAF #BankHolidayMonday #RockingTheFleece #FML

Our latest Ep dropped last week 💁‍♀️ We’re joined by the cutest guest Quiz Master ever. We reveal our top movie quotes of all time (featuring Dolphin Sex, 10 points to @FlixwatcherPod if they guess the film we’re referencing!) & call BS on the @FlatEarthOrg. Yup...it’s a goodie!

EP 18 of TMF podcast is on it's way and as a little teaser - here's what to expect...(yes...really...you'll have to listen for it to make sense!) youtu.be/08e1_dgq5XI

A listener just asked us for some help with ‘flirting’ 😍. What are your best tips for flirting?

Dear @LEGO_Group, My daughter, four, loves Lego, football and blue, so she was delighted to get the new Lego City magazine. Then she noticed that of the 29 people who talk in it, only one is female, and she speaks once, to agree with a man. So my daughter wrote you a letter:

ALL OF THIS! 👇🙌

This is absolutely amazing news! A testament to every single one of you who supported this campaign, protested on the street, emailed, tweeted and used your voice to bring this change about and change the lives of so many girls. #FreePeriods

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There should definitely be a footnote somewhere.