Mike Wood
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Mike Wood
@ThePrizeForce
Thatcherite. 99% chimpanzee. 44.1% banana. Net zero skeptic.
Beigetreten Şubat 2014
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@LostTransport @thesundaysport @BradfemlyWalsh Loved Jonathan Meades' line about the country being divided by the Irony Curtain.
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@ThePrizeForce @thesundaysport @BradfemlyWalsh Well although Lincolnshire just extends past Sheffield, Grantham is very much part of the East Midlands
If you just want a north/south split then I subscribe to the Jonathan Meades model (so Northern)
It's all contentious 😂
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@reporterboy @_CallumAnderson @RoyalMail So much of this stuff. Everyone suddenly getting upset about Steve Bray's boombox is another.
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@_CallumAnderson @RoyalMail You’d never have said that if they’d done it before 2024. Never.
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@LostTransport @thesundaysport @BradfemlyWalsh This all raises the tricky question of is Lincolnshire northern?
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@thesundaysport @BradfemlyWalsh First Northern Prime Minister since Harold Wilson (I don't count Scots as Northern - they're something different)
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Here's the counterintuitive truth about sales. The fastest way to kill a deal is to present your solution too early.
Inexperienced salespeople love to solutionise. The prospect says, "I want to get fit," and they jump in with the plan. The prospect says, "I'm stuck," and out comes the playbook.
It feels helpful, efficient, and like exactly what they're being paid to do.
It also makes the person dig their heels in. Because nothing has been earned yet. The solution arrives before the prospect feels understood, and the moment it does, they push back. Not on the solution. On the speed.
The fix is to slow down and go in this order.
1. Insights first. Tell them what you're picking up on, mirror back the emotions, name the issues separately.
2. Then methods. The principles you'd apply to this exact situation, drawn from the patterns you've seen in dozens of others.
3. And only then the solution. By this point, the solution lands as the obvious next step rather than a pitch.
Insights, methods, solution. In that order.
Skip the first two and you'll spend the rest of the conversation fighting resistance you created yourself.
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Brexit Day Bendy Banana - The Full Story
It really is true that European Union law insists that a Class I banana must be free from excessive curvature. Bendy bananas are illegal with a £5,000 fine or 6 months in pokey.
That is not the EU nor the bendy banana problem.
The problem is that this is the law.
The source for this is the Codex Alimentarius, a reference book from the United Nations. Which is a collection of the details about how the food trade is organised. These manufacturers, suppliers, of this type of food use this system to grade stuff. These other folk do this other and so on. It is a collection of industry standards.
Class I bananas, for human consumption, should be free of excessive curvature. This is so Bert in the warehouse knows what to send Fred in the greengrocers' when a box of Class I bananas, for human consumption, is ordered.
It's a standard, a shorthand, within a trade.
I have, in my time, written an international standard. I know this stuff, see?
The EU problem is that the continent is run by those whose world view is based upon Roman Law. There must be a law for everything. You know, morons. Thus the Codex is transposed into law. Thus the 6 months and £5k for a bendy banana.
As opposed to the English/British system of common law. Which is that people who don't ship according to industry standards don't get any more business. Or, in extremis, the judge says they're defrauding the buyer by not meeting trade standards and reaches for his black cap.
The point being that industry standards can be changed by the major wholesalers and buyers getting together, agreeing that as we've had to move on from the Cavendish cultivar - as we once did the Gros Michel - therefore we need to change those trade standards. Publish the new standards and we're done.
The EU had a law that made apricot marmalade illegal - you could only put oils of citrus into jams/marmalades made from citrus, d'ye see? - at that peril of the 6 months and £5k. They just changed that a few weeks back. It took them two decades to change the law, to make apricot marmalade legal.
The problem is that the EU thinks this must all be the law. Instead of what it is, an industry standard.
This is not the way to encourage innovation across a continent.
Brexit made us free of these cretins. True, true, we've still our own domestic we need to root out but at least we can go on to Hang the Lanyards which we cannot if we're part of an entire continent run by them.
The point of the bendy banana story is that the European Union made them illegal. We're well shot of that nonsense.

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@DPJHodges As the Tories discovered in the 1990s, regicide leaves deep wounds and divisions that never really heal.
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Forget the talk about the national interest. A vengeful Keir Starmer is trying to kneecap Andy Burnham before he has even set foot in Downing Street > Daily Mail > dailymail.com/columnists/art…
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@TVAddictStill @v_j_freeman No I don't. That fact points to a deeper structural issue of how Labour recruit and promote through the early part of a potential politicians career.
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@ThePrizeForce @v_j_freeman There are two issues: leader and promoting. I was addressing the 2nd. For leader, it's true it'd 51 years since Thatcher was elected. Are there any Labour women after that who you think should have been made leader, though?
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@BobTaffy69 @nuffniceness @TheNews47 Yep. I have never gone along with this idea that there has to be a new GE. We have a parliamentary system not a presidential system.
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@ThePrizeForce @nuffniceness @TheNews47 Agreed we went through Johnson, then the madness of Truss then Sunak with no elections.
Eight tory pms since 1945 i believe became pm without election.
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So rude. I’d hoped he would enjoy talking about Harald Hardrada…
Football Talk@FootballTalkHQ
🗣️ Erling Haaland: "Tom Holland DM'd me and invited me for dinner during F1 in Monaco. I didn't bother to answer. I had no idea who he was and didn't want to answer a random unknown person"
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@BobTaffy69 @nuffniceness @TheNews47 They only need to call a GE if they want a new manifesto and mandate. Labour's call how they run their party not ours.
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@nuffniceness @TheNews47 Considering most of rewarm's mps were elected whilst in different parties he's got a nerve!!
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I was right. Bray was able to drown out Starmer resigning with music because of ECHR articles 10 and 11 and a judge's 'progressive' interpretation of them. Humiliated in his last speech by the legal framework that constitutes the only the thing he really believes in. Delicious
Capel Lofft@CapelLofft
So Starmer's resignation was made a clownshow by...human rights law. The ECHR as a 'living instrument' where human rights can be interpreted as endlessly malleable tools to promote progressive aims, is why yobbos can drown out PM's statement. It's their 'right to protest'
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@ThePrizeForce @v_j_freeman ? Plenty of Labour women have been promoted. The Chancellor is a woman, for example. The Home Secretary. The Foreign Secretary. Women have been elected deputy leader. They haven't been elected leader yet, but Harriet Harman was interim leader twice.
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@LostTransport @v_j_freeman All true. But odd that they've not produced a candidate in all that time that can win.
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@ThePrizeForce @v_j_freeman The candidates haven't run the best campaign
1994: Margaret Beckett (lost to Blair)
2010: Diane Abbott (Ed Miliband)
2015: Yvette Cooper and Liz Kendall (Corbyn)
2020: Lisa Nandy, Jess Phillips, Rebecca Long-Bailey and Emily Thornberry (Starmer)
Best campaign won every time
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@DeepblueBoy65 @44tunafish @northumbrian_ @BobTaffy69 @lukeshepherdson @leeamott1 @marshpw0102 @Martagnan72 @AmbJapanUK @SCOTUSblog @trussliz Sandals with socks.
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@44tunafish @northumbrian_ @ThePrizeForce @BobTaffy69 @lukeshepherdson @leeamott1 @marshpw0102 @Martagnan72 @AmbJapanUK @SCOTUSblog @trussliz One question Tuny …have you ever worn shorts and sandals at the same time?
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