@HewbCastellanos @jaeger__bombs lol, 6’0” and victim weight. 😂
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Stephen S Stevenson 🇺🇸
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Stephen S Stevenson 🇺🇸
@TheRealSt3ve
Posting into the ether, one bad take at a time | Sandwich Supremacist
Beigetreten Ekim 2013
606 Folgt65 Follower
@HewbCastellanos @jaeger__bombs Just say that you’re under 5’10”, we get it.
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@jaeger__bombs Would rather be gay then caught with a bitch over 140 lbs
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Bro opened the Audio-Technica power strip expecting NASA-level engineering... and found a power strip from ....... in 2012 😭⚡
Even the wiring looks like it gave up halfway. 'Premium audio experience' they said 😂
@grok this is why your power strip costs $5 more than the others... for the extra air inside lmao
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@football_101X @nero_joy_ Perceptive fella, you are.
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@nero_joy_ they probably can, this looks like a clip from a tv show.
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I dont understood why adults can't order from the children's menu. Would you rather I just waste the food ?🧐🧐🧐
🍿🎬After Life
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@MerickRoger @MrWonderfulx44 @RedbullRacist Pork loin is literally like the gold of meat cuts. You can hammer it pretty damn thin, fry it up like the picture, and it’s great.
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@MrWonderfulx44 @RedbullRacist Goddamn.. No way that's 5 bucks.
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I would choose to pass on from this earth with dignity rather than subject myself to live like this disgusting slave.
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick
No idea what's going on with this "cost of lunch" discourse. I paid $5 for all this just a couple months ago at a bar in rural Upstate NY. Two mini-burgers + pickle for $1 2 pickled eggs for $1 Labatt Blue $2 Tip $1 I get this meal fairly often. Y'all suck at being poor lol
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@funnygamedev @TronBalls Then you should probably speculate eating a sandwich you fucking nerd.
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@TronBalls This country is rich from Investor speculation. not work.
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we are the richest country in the world why SHOULD I eat like a peasant?
Ben Klayer@the_satellite23
Loaf of bread = $5 Peanut butter = $4 Jelly = $4 18 pack of chips = $12 Bag of apples = $5 Total = $30 And you'll have lunch for an entire week or two. $2-4 average per day. Inflation isn't the problem. Your spending habits are.
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@shagbark_hick @RedbullRacist Honestly, this guy’s post is just reeking of theatre kid energy. Very extra and gay.
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@RedbullRacist Imagine saying you'd rather DIE than eat this meal.
You guys are hilariously melodramatic.
It's a White Castle Burger, Ritz Crackers, a nice Canadian beer, and a couple eggs! Grow up!
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This type of meal costs $74 now, and you can make it at home for about $1.89 per serving, $2.35 if you buy the wacky oriental containers at Costco.
CherryPie | CME S19 Spoilers@cherryxprentiss
Why haven’t I ever had Chinese takeout in these containers? Is this a tv show thing?
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I was graduating ALC at Fort Leonard Wood a few years back, and my wife used Google Maps to navigate her way on base. She basically wound up driving into the impact area of an artillery/demo range by mistake. She literally just punched in “Fort Leonard Wood”, rookie mistake.
Heidi N. Moore@moorehn
Remembering how my Google Maps told me the best route for where I was going was to cut through the Bois du Boulogne in Paris from the Western entrance and less than 200 feet in, there were men in the bushes
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@KevinEspiritu @msutherlandj If you were genuinely in this situation and could quantify it to the right by entity, you could basically take a $1-2 million dollar loan out to pay for an ER team as a daily staff to handle any medical issues when you get transported back. That would be my first priority
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@msutherlandj I'd have a crew on call at 12:00:30 every day to revive me if necessary
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Assuming you drop on surface, easiest yes ever. Almost no predator wants to attack you that fast + could kill you if it did, you won't drown in 30s even in roughest seas, and you choose drop time. If that time = time @ ocean drop, do 12pm and this is super easy free $100m
Real Post Folder@RealPostFolder
So are you taking this deal?
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@CleaningTheMess @BigDickBarclay Future proof and idiot proof. Plus, a screen won’t wear out like a USB port will.
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@BigDickBarclay Question - why do they put screens on these things instead of like using a simple usbc interface and just letting you plug a phone or computer into it
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Your brand new four thousand dollar water heater sir
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I remember the last time I weighed 120s. I was late teens, and the maître d’ of this nice restaurant my family went to a lot was gently teasing me that I was too skinny. He was a sophisticated guy from the old world, broad-shouldered, and he wore a double-breasted tuxedo every night that really accentuated his strong frame. I’ll always remember what he said. “Don’t worry, you’ll fill out when you become a man.”
Asuka Groyper 🚬@asukagrypr
Nick Fuentes figured out that he lost nearly 30lbs. Going from 155lbs to 126lbs without dieting, medications or exercise. "You just need to stop eating..." ✍️🔥
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@CollapseAnime Real estate genuinely does feel like a scam, but I’m glad bought my first house in 2017. Literally managed to sell it for double what I bought it for. Granted, I put a lot of work into the home and property over the 8 years we were there, but certainly not $90k worth.
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someone in replies looked it up and it was 100k in 2018
EducatëdHillbilly™@RobProvince
“I must have a $400,000 house” Meanwhile the house my boomer parents raised us in for 25 years & had a 16% mortgage is under $250,000 right now in 2026.
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Thomas Massie chose to end his career with this despicable line about Congressman-elect Ed Gallrein: “I had to find him in Tel Aviv.”
Rather than exit with dignity, Massie just proved President Trump was right to send him into early retirement.
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@TrueAlthael @Howlingmutant0 @Anarseldain It’s a Freudian slip. He sees all strong men as evil, and fantasies about their downfall. He’s a sniveling weak man-boy, and he can’t imagine a strong man being good. Not saying that Homelander is good by any means, not at all. But the writer has a major small-man complex.
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@Howlingmutant0 @Anarseldain What the fuck is he even talking about. Is this something he just hallucinated as a fact because he watched too many movies?
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When I saw this scene it finally hit me - Homelander was the bad guy. This man who I had spent five years idolizing was actually not a hero at all. He would even engage in homosexual activity to save his own life which is the worst thing a man can do
Emir Han@RealEmirHan
In The Boys finale, Homelander had to look powerless according to Eric Kripke “Yeah, it was really important to us for Homelander to at least experience a little bit of time powerless.” “People have asked me, ‘Well, why don’t you send him out in the world powerless, wouldn’t that be the ultimate punishment?’ “I’m like, it would, until he gets his hands on some more Compound V, and then you’re back to where you started.” “So, he cannot walk out of that room alive, but we can spend time with him powerless to really reveal what everyone’s been saying all season, which is, ‘Take away those powers and you are nothing.’ “And he’s so cowardly and blubbering and pathetic, as are most strong men when you remove their power and they’re and they’re faced with their imminent death, they rarely handle it bravely.”
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@TABYTCHI Yesterday, my entire family ate organic wings, sauced, and baked potatoes, with feeexing for $20 (4.5lbs of wings).
Tonight we had organic ravioli and meatballs and sauce. Cost was $20.
For a family with teenage boys.
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Missing from the current food discourse is that there’s a huge middle ground between pb&j sandwiches everyday and going into debt ordering doordash.
If you so desire, you can eat like a king AND be frugal.
Lobster Thermidor, Osso Buco, Coq au Vin, Beef Wellington and thousands of other recipes, all for less than a chipotle bowl per serving. Learning how to cook well has never been easier either, pick a recipe and there are hundreds of videos online to walk you through it from the grocery store to the table. Thrift stores are full of cookbooks. There’s even a whole cooking channel.
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@nekokot_1 @SyntheticAnima Almost any stew or soup is literally no more than 30 minutes of prep time, and then you just let it simmer for a period of time. If you that to be labor intensive, then you’re just lazy.
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@SyntheticAnima this whole argument hinges on pretending that cooking isn’t time and labor intensive. making a whole ass stew doesn’t take 2 minutes with no clean up.
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While this is being dunked on, the actual trvthnuke is instead of wasting away on PB&J or eating plain chicken and rice every meal, is to retvrn to stews and soups.
You get the maximum amount of nutrition, easy to cook, and you get more mileage out of your ingredients.
Ben Klayer@the_satellite23
Loaf of bread = $5 Peanut butter = $4 Jelly = $4 18 pack of chips = $12 Bag of apples = $5 Total = $30 And you'll have lunch for an entire week or two. $2-4 average per day. Inflation isn't the problem. Your spending habits are.
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