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@sano__20 @BigOac @Cix_xa @RiriNostalgia @Root_user7 @lilyally98 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

@BigOac @Cix_xa @RiriNostalgia @TifeTainer @Root_user7 @lilyally98 C’est vrai elle a tort, je dirais 90% et t’en fais parti

Are you a killer? A racist? A misogynist? A sexist? A criminal? A rapist? A tribalist? A thief? A pedophile? Please be patient, A Nigerian man will be available to defend you shortly. Thank you for your patience. Xx Lily

@RiriNostalgia @Root_user7 @lilyally98 This was discussed months ago here on X, they would choose a gay over and over again before they consider a woman

@TifeTainer @Root_user7 @lilyally98 I promise you that won’t happen. The gay part is really where they draw the line

@Root_user7 @lilyally98 And even at that, they will choose an unqualified gay over a well qualified woman cos they can’t imagine a non penis holder governing them

@lilyally98 Only thing a Nigerian man won’t defend another penis owner for is being gay. That’s where they draw the line. But literally every single thing else… you got a lawyer!!

@lu_lu_x No, life should be easier on both when married not this annoying set up. I see people in the comment saying he will “help” he isn’t helping you he is doing his quota of the home chores!

Wait, so if I get married now, I’ll go to work, come back in the evening, cook alone, serve the food to my husband, he will eat the food, still remain seated, then I’ll come to clear the dishes alone and wash them after? Like is that how it is done? Just asking.

@Abbietrends Cancel the wedding

If your soon to be sister-in-law is a makeup artist and, yes, you’ve seen her work she’s good, just not your style but now your wedding is around the corner and your fiancé and his mom are insisting she must do your makeup… you politely said no, and now your fiancé is threatening to cancel the wedding if you don’t agree 🤦🏽‍♀️ What will you do ?

@Only1Etubo It’s a way of stealing, it’s a common/general practice, so when negotiating you let them know they aren’t taking anything, then they add to the bill, just don’t let them dispose the poop in the intestine cos they have a way of stocking meat in it 🤦‍♀️

I don’t understand this idea of paying a butcher to slaughter a cow for you, and then claiming they are entitled to the neck of the cow. As how?

@tii_bag Sadly, your sister won’t win the case (custody of HER child), but there needs to be law for her to actually win not paying compensation bullshit! People do this a lot and get away with it, no new laws in place the fight is always focused on DNA

My sister agreed to carry a surrogate pregnancy but the couple did not come for their baby after birth. She tried to contact them by all possible means but couldn't reach them so she raised the child as her own alongside her 3 other children. So 11 years later,last week the couple,out of nowhere appears at her home demanding for their kid.Turns out 4 months into the my sister's surrogate pregnancy,the wife of that guy also got pregnant and she infact gave birth to twins and they decided to cut ties with my sister. 10 years later, that's early last year there was a fire outbreak at their home and unfortunately their twins were burnt to death. Since then they've been trying to get pregnant again but they couldn't( the wife has hit menopause) and now they decide to come for their child. My sister is hearing none of it, shes moving to court tomorrow

@Subtlychaoticc @lilyally98 Wow, such a good girl, cos twice is much o What happened to returning it immediately? 1:1 not 2:1

An older woman slapped a girl twice over phone volume in public transport and people are shocked she fought back? I don’t support mistreating elderly people, but you can’t slap me twice because you’re older. I won’t take it.

@Sugar_Pops_ I’m glad the bride was on the same sane page with you, thank you for considering the feelings of the bride by not leaving especially when she’s reasonable, I hope the bride knows she has to put that girl in her place cos she’s an obvious trouble.

I attended a course mate’s wedding while in school and everything was going well until the groom’s busybody sister came to ask us (asoebi girls) to join to serve food. We said we wouldn’t because we could clearly see ushers. We came as guests not servers. The sister went on to complain to the bride and the bride told her the same thing, her asoebi girls are not here to serve food. That’s the way this groom’s sister started to carry face for us and put us in her mind o. She made sure we were skipped even though we had our own designated cooler with the caterer. An usher brought us food and this babe rushed over and started dragging tray with the usher, insisting we must not be served. The tray of food eventually poured on the girls sitting close to them and it led to a loud shouting match. It was so nasty, almost half of the asoebi left in anger. I had to stay back because I was only considering the bride’s feelings. The bride’s father eventually took me to seat with a couple of his special guests and I ate to my satisfaction there.

@hy_wemmy @Bighantyy Cos men were and are never seen as the problem, and in cases where the peojj bi lem is directly pointing to a man, they always twist it to fit the woman’s actions. It’s more than fertility it’s a system

No church has ever held prayers for low sp€rm count…..it’s only barren women.

@wizzybaby @ARIAREIGN180683 That’s not real love that’s regret and guilt. Real love is him not doing anything that would hurt her at all. He killed her, cos she died of emotions

@ARIAREIGN180683 Your uncle’s regret shows just how powerful real love can be—even in its pain

My uncle in California after the death of his wife its been 5 yrs she died still hasn't moved on everyone keeps telling him to move on but he says nobody understands him that he can't. Then one day he told us the real cause of his wife's death. He said himself and his wife has been happily married as we all knew until he started seeing someone else outside. He said himself and his side chick would even go on vacation together to places he has never taught of taking his wife to. He'd gift her jewelries he has never given his wife. He said

@Horlheryinkar @ARIAREIGN180683 Just Wow!

@ARIAREIGN180683 This is heartbreaking 💔 fr but your uncle should just move on cos he eventually didn’t kee her. It has been written and God knows the best

@_Penta_one_ @sugabelly You wrote a lot of NOTHING 🤦‍♀️, I can see why you can’t use your name or picture, you’re a shame to your family, I’m sorry you exist

A man that can do childcare is not a man, he is a copy of a woman, he should not even know how to do it, do not let silly women emasculate you as a condition for acceptance you are the one marrying her and providing for her, she is not doing you a favor by marrying or having children with you sit tf up and dump women who want you to share motherhood or child care with them a child needs a mum and a dad not two mothers to do omugwo, any woman that has the audacity to ask you to do omugwo should receive sweet 500 across the face, if she doesn't want to be a woman she should fuck off it's her own fertility that's running out rubbish.

Igbo women don’t marry or have children for men who are not willing to do Omugwo for you personally. Whether your mother wants to do it or not is irrelevant to the point. A man who doesn’t want to take care of his own child is a very dangerous man who doesn’t deserve children.

@iky_fwjett No

My husband invited his new coworkers over for dinner. When they arrived he introduced me by gesturing at me and saying "this is mrs Smith (didn't even say my name)...the housewife!" I looked at him for a second then I started laughing hysterically. I then told said "no honey I work full time and YES I still act like a housewife when I'm home because you simply can't bother to help". His co workers were staring at him as he tried to laugh and change the subject and ask what they wanted to drink. Dinner went super awkward with him giving me looks and stares. Once the guests left he blew up saying I embarrassed him by laughing like a lunatic and then making the comment I made infront of his new coworks and ruining his image. I told him he was wrong to lie about my status and deny my degree to begin with. He said I could've talked to him about it privately later but not like this, and making his coworkers think he's useless. He stormed off and has been quiet the entire night. Was i out of line?

@phillippabloh @snowballfoods Community dick don comment

@snowballfoods You failed your marriage

Mummies, Today makes it exactly 3 months since I walked away from my marriage. It wasn’t an easy decision, but it was one I had to make for my peace and my children. The man I called my husband got another woman pregnant right on my street. That was something I could not accept or overlook, so I left with my two kids to start over. Now he keeps calling, begging for forgiveness. Friends, family, even neighbors have been reaching out, telling me to go back. But I keep asking myself, go back to what exactly? If the situation was reversed, if I was the one who got pregnant for another man, would he forgive me? Since I left, I have found a different kind of peace. Back then, I was giving my all and still not enough. Now, that same energy is going fully into myself and my children, and we are doing just fine. I have blocked him, yet he keeps finding ways to reach me, even buying a new SIM just to disturb my peace. I have made up my mind, I am done. I’ve asked him to come and take back his dowry, but he refused. Soon, I will return it to his family myself. I am choosing myself. I am choosing peace. I am choosing a fresh start. And for the first time in a long time, I am truly happy. #copied

@kingsuleiman27 Mine is 10 months please I need advice, she doesn’t want spoon just a particular feeding bottle, every other type of bottle I got she refused them

Parents, what do you do when your child doesn’t like eating? How do you encourage or convince the child to eat? Please share your experience and the methods that worked for you.

@the_janetnoah @lilyally98 @JoulesBella There are! sexual transmitted diseases

@lilyally98 @JoulesBella There’s no reward for staying with a cheating partner,

We just treated someone that had heart failure due to Late stage(TERTIARY SYPHILLIS). Her W*ore husband gave her the infection and she didn’t know for years, so it grew and destroyed her body. “Atleast he comes home to me” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@snowballfoods You won’t get that stipend Especially when it’s 50k, it shows he’s not rich rich, you’d have bills and you sef will ignore the stipend, just for this month then you’d be counting years If you don’t want to work, you can enjoy but if you really want to work and earn money, DON’T

Ma, I want to ask, if your husband tells you not to work, that he would place you on salary, will you accept? I just got married and my husband is proposing 50k stipend monthly minus house expenses #copied

@bilionaire_dgb Basic Yoruba list

What do you think about this marriage list.

@ChristiansSTDT In all, my concern is the lesson he wants us to pick from this

Imagine knowing someone beat their girlfriend and still calling them a friend....