Tiger Would

Can a white boy take part in a dream of MLK? #LANK

I’m wearing a coat in April. Okay.

So far my uber driver said we might have to bring her cousin to the ER, drove 30 min in the wrong direction, and now stopped to get gas. Very well then

Never understood the jeans and sports coat move. Jeans should not be worn in office

@dougyThompson22 @takerebound Update?

Open bar birthday party in the city. Putting @takerebound to the test tonight.

You tried to paint me as a pervert for exposing fraud, and as a result radical leftists started trying to dox me and send death threats, wanting to kill me. Now you are taking credit for “leading the charge” on the fraud. Are you serious? You are the fraud.

@AOC I love how passionate you are in what you do. What are you doing this weekend? Let’s get drinks

This statement changes nothing. The President has threatened a genocide against the Iranian people, and is continuing to leverage that threat. He has launched a massive war of enormous risk and of catastrophic consequence without reason, rationale, nor Congressional authorization - which is as clear a violation of the Constitution as any. Each day this goes on, the risk and criminality of these actions escalate for our nation and the world. Moreover, this administration’s self enrichment, insider trading, and pure corruption off this chaos - from crypto currencies to predictive trading markets to bribe “settlements” - has placed the Trump administration’s pursuit of personal wealth squarely against the wellbeing of our nation and its people. All of these incidents, and plenty more, have clearly driven our country past the threshold for impeachment or invocation of the 25th amendment. We cannot risk the world nor the wellbeing of our nation any longer. None of these considerations should be partisan, but shared in good faith by Americans of all backgrounds who care for the safety and stability of the United States. Whether by his Cabinet or Congress, the President must be removed from office. We are playing with the brink.

@TigerWoulddd Nothing ever happens

Going on a long run now so I can sit and be on twitter from 7-12 and not miss a single clip of my tax dollars in action

Working from home today. Chocolate bunny and eggs for breakfast.

Mid 70s yesterday and now it’s 40 degrees today. Fuck this place

@cameltoeharris2 The twist: you did it well before April fools!

Asking out my co worker and saying April fools if she says no

@SpiritAirlines @thegaurdian6 Cut the shit and give Norman a cookout voucher.

@thegaurdian6 Cancellations are never fun and we apologize for this! Please DM us your reservation to look into this further.

@SpiritAirlines once again the shittiest Arline on the planet you fucking losers. In the airport for 3 hours for my flight to get cancelled for no reason are you gonna pay me for the 75 dollar uber back to my house. Used voucher from last time yall fucked up and it only got worse

@gyrad0s Oh

Me this entire weekend

No comment.

@cameltoeharris2 The next one will get em

@TigerWoulddd Maybe switch up the delivery

Persistence is key

. @kaitlancollins @AOC I hope you ladies have a wonderful day! Let me know if you wanna grab drinks some time this weekend

@bill_crackman . @Boltweetss asking me to get a Guinness and play pool on a Monday night down south still pops up in my dreams

Three things that you can’t replicate 1. Beautiful brunette saying your name 2. Investor saying let’s fuckin do it. 3. Your boy telling you he got the pj job you put him into Not a bad day in the free world

@Brick_Pitino Ask her questions about what her dad does the whole time and then at the end, send her your resume to send to her dad

First hinge date ever this week. Getting drinks after work on a Wednesday (I know) What should we talk about? #HelpMe PS I’m like 98% sure she’s Jewish

@jackmehoff796 Told you she was probably making tik toks. Just pray she doesn’t end up in a clav clip