Tim Cleary

@TomTaylorMade You were supposed to be the chosen Sausage.

It's your father's sausage. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Maybe we could get a working group to look into over-spending on road cones.

@2degreesmobile any update on what is going on with your network?!

@annelisegoodwin Congratulations Annelise. Huge accomplishment!

@NZStuff And the middle class’s only hope that f buying a house comes when their parents die. When will we learn that none of this is actually working for people?

Government launches shared home ownership scheme for families that can't save a deposit dlvr.it/S8w6B0

Stimulus checks for Auckland? That is all.

Is @TomTaylorMade writing medieval arcs for both DC and Marvel at the same time? How did that happen?!

I get that the dams need water. #lockdown in the rain adds extra layers on insanity to our asylum.

Much appreciated!

@L_To It’s not legit. Marriage licenses aren’t to be given and neither are marriages regardless of attendee numbers.. Bizarre.

Shout out to the 30+ people gathering for a wedding in Devonport yesterday while people are missing funerals etc.

@ChrisAuckland He’s a labradoodle- he’s practically a therapy dog -though not purchased for that purpose- he’s got the most incredible nature.

@ChrisAuckland Benji. He’s adorable at about 24 weeks old. Really special. Grateful we go him before another lockdown which started 2 weeks ago. Our last pup, Kimosabe, died following the last one..

@ChrisAuckland Ive reread your tweet and now feel wildly insensitive- sorry you have need for bad news selfcare. Been there myself this week!

@ChrisAuckland I got the chocolate one!

@ChrisAuckland @SkyHelpTeam @SkyUK Mine is down in New Zealand. Maybe this is part of the vaccine side effects?

@Orcon Somewhat grateful my kids are forced to go outside for a while! Please keeps the adults updated though - work goes on.

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@SianSimpson I tried to vote for all..

Which movie series is getting a lockdown rewatch?

@LeeChildReacher Full Battery - Timothy Cleary and Jacob Turner.

Read any good books in August?

NO TIME TO DIE | Final US Trailer youtu.be/N_gD9-Oa0fg via @YouTube

@ErinMHarding Oh dear.

“By His Hand.” 🙏🏽