Tooth Chipper
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Tooth Chipper
@Tooth_Chipper
GOOBCORP Penguin and Fur Seal Wrangling / Small Arms Training.
D.U.M.B., Antarctica Beigetreten Kasım 2022
8.5K Folgt23.1K Follower
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Look here son. I was a Team Leader of Black Squadron in the 181st Imperial Fighter Wing before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my close call in the trench of the first Death Star. Now go get some blue milk before you miss curfew, Bantha fodder.

Sliced Driver@GeorgiaMan45
Look here son. I was a Blue Angel before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my Dobbins Air Force Base close call. Now go get some titty milk before you miss curfew, buckaroo.
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@BDHerzinger @GeorgiaMan45 Wait, I wanna understand. Are you thinking he made it to convince anyone he was actually a pilot or aviator?
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Look here son. I was a Blue Angel before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my Dobbins Air Force Base close call. Now go get some titty milk before you miss curfew, buckaroo.

Blake Herzinger@BDHerzinger
@GeorgiaMan45 @Gargen123 I spent years in squadrons, what was yours, big brains?
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"OK so did weleak the reddit comments?"
"Most of our boomer constituents don't know what reddit is. They still use WebMD for heavens sake!"
"Fuck!" *bangs hands on table*
"And the younger demographic is so indoctrinated we could put a Nazi on the platform as long as he condemned Israel and slobbered Hamas knob sufficiently."
"Speaking of which, did we release the photos of his tattoo?"
"Yeap. No go. They're content to think he had no idea what he was asking for while he was in Croatia, even though he's referred to it as "his Totenkopf".
"Wait are they really that stupid?!"
*Gestures around room with hands*
"FUCK!!" *Throws two hands full of papers in the air*
"Wait wait wait! I have an idea!" *Walks over to the MeToo cabinet and picks up plastic hammer tethered to it. Dusts off the "Break in Case of Emergency" sticker and glances back, eyebrows raised.*
"Do it."
FIN
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@SomeBitchIIKnow Which begs the question if they only dusted off old faithful after the shock of their voter base not giving enough of a fuck about the already problematic track record. I like to imagine the dialog that went on in the strategy room.
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@MorosKostas @ATFDirectorRC One of the best parts of leaving CA.
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If suppressors ever become legal here, I formally request @ATFDirectorRC approve my Form 4 first so I can frame it as the first ever in CA 🤣
Kostas Moros@MorosKostas
You guys can buy suppressors?
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I love the smell of a @SisyphusGoals tweet nuke in the morning.
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1
I don’t care how you feel about Immigration,but you should care about the innocent children that are having their lives turned upside down and will likely be traumatized for life. They did nothing wrong and like most they were born here in the United States of America.
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@SomeBitchIIKnow Amazing that it was a perfectly timed "Me Too/Believe All Women" event and not say... the concerning reddit comments, the totenkopf tattoo, or mocking a Purple Heart recipient that was a red flag for the leftists...
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@_skobee_ I got blocked by some chick who I was very friendly with simply because I was friends with ANOTHER female who she didn't like. In my head I'm like, "it's social media. It's not that serious for that catty shit." I hate follow policing.
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@Tooth_Chipper I never know what I’ve done because I don’t even talk to people 😂 it usually comes back to someone not liking me and telling all of their group chat to block me and then they do like good little anons 🤭
While I’m over here just posting…that’s it
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I'm hesitant with these "gimmick rounds". There's just such a small sample size when it comes to real world results vs simulated, whereas stuff like HST and GoldDot has pretty proven track records when it comes to expansion, weight retention and penetration. And as others alluded, the name RIP and the marketing behind them would not bode well in court if used in self defense.
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Thoughts on the RIP rounds?
The Gun Enthusiast@gunenthusiast01
🎬rsmith052806 G2 Research CIVIC DUTY 10mm
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