Lil Al

Doctor: "Your LDL is still high. I'm adding a second statin." Patient: "I'm already on one. My legs ache." Doctor: "That's a known side effect. I'll add CoQ10." Patient: "And I'm tired all the time." Doctor: "Fatigue is common. I'll add modafinil." Patient: "My memory is foggy." Doctor: "Cognitive effects can occur. Donepezil should help." Patient: "I have a cough now." Doctor: "That'll be the ACE inhibitor I prescribed last visit. We'll swap it for an ARB." Patient: "I'm not sleeping." Doctor: "Zopiclone." Patient: "Heard that's addictive." Doctor: "We'll taper you with mirtazapine when the time comes." Patient: "My blood sugar has gone up." Doctor: "Statins can do that. Metformin." Patient: "I get diarrhoea on metformin." Doctor: "Loperamide." Patient: "I've gained weight." Doctor: "Ozempic." Patient: "I feel nauseous." Doctor: "Ondansetron." Patient: "I don't want to be on twelve medications." Doctor: "Anxiety is common at this stage. I'll add sertraline." Patient: "What if I just stopped the statin?" Doctor: "Absolutely not."

A crazed rottweiler attacked a small child in DC. A nearby man leaped to the rescue, shoving a stick into the dog's collar and twisting, breaking it's neck and stopping the attack. A Bulwark contributor rushed up and started to write, "A heroic Kamala Harris voter acted to save the life of a defenseless child from a dangerous animal." The man: But I didn't vote for Harris. Bulwarkian starts again: "A Biden voter's quick thinking saved the life of a child." The man: But I didn't vote for Biden either. I voted for Trump. Bulwarkian writes: "Racist Nazi kills beloved family pet."

@fakeftedd Surprised she wasn't banging @RepSwalwell

Holy crap

@TheGreenOldDill Don't know who he is...was never in my feed

WTF???

So very true

Due process for illegals - and a guarantee that the 2030 Census is rigged for Americans. Sounds like it will take a popular uprising to save America from the illegal invasion. The System has been wholly corrupted and incapacitated. Democrats are scheeming to march to permanent power at the head of their mercenary army of illegals. The Founding Fathers knew how to deal with King George's mercenaries.

@disneytipsguy Sorry but other than the new Soarin' movie I have no interest in the others.

New things available in 2026 for Disney vacation that weren't there last summer: Big Thunder Mountain Refurb Muppets Roller Coaster Soarin' Across America Buzz Lightyear Refresh Smugglers Run New stories Walt Disney Studios Courtyard Non-Disney People: "Why do you keep going to Walt Disney World?"

@TheGreenOldDill Chauffeur had the weekend off???

Just drove 4 hours round trip to move #2 back from school for the summer.

@fakeftedd @Nessakins_ Canned O2

@Nessakins_ White boy summer regime starts tomorrow. We’re spending 2 weeks at 8000’ plus elevation in 2 months. I’ve got work to do.

I had tiramisu for dinner despite hot girl summer being around the corner

@BravoKiloActual You know they have vegan pets

I’m gonna need to see the physiques of these “The top nutrition experts” before i make any decisions.

@ThatMagicalFam 10

How many days are needed for the ideal Disney World vacation?

@disneytipsguy Prime Time.

You are at Hollywood Studios and need dinner...both places have openings...which do you choose?

@physicsgeek We need to make sure that doesn't happen again in 2030.

The 2020 census was muffed "accidentally" costing the GOP 5-6 net seats. Fix that problem AND update state totals and the Ds are looking something possibly ugly.

What do you feel is the most likely cause of the present Hantavirus outbreak?

@mainstmagic Awesome pics. Time does fly.

Wow! From Kailyn’s first day of kindergarten to her last day of high school… ❤️😢😀

@disneytipsguy I think if you pay with crypto you will be OK

I feel like this might be a scam. I don't have a dog. What do you think? 😂😂😂

@LakesFirearmsTr Now we just need Republicans to vote in November

I would like to take a moment and thank the Virginia Democrats for attempting to unconstitutionally redistrict, thus prompting the southern states to do the same (though legally) and clearing the Indiana house and senate of squishes.

@fakeftedd We just discovered angel hair coleslaw for things like this.

Daughter made hamburger bowls. Pretty good.

I highly doubt she is a chill person.

@physicsgeek Republicans can make fun of each other and laugh about it.

These are never getting old