Prison Scottie

You’re telling me I can get Bryson DeChambeau at +175 to miss the cut??

@NUCLRGOLFSTATS @bweisflock25 @NUCLRGOLF Seems like a star is due with this bozo list. 🤞

🏆 Last 4 U.S. Open Winners 🏆 2025: J.J. Spaun 📍 Oakmont C.C. 2024: Bryson DeChambeau 📍 Pinehurst (No.2) 2023: Wyndham Clark 📍 Los Angeles G.C. (North) 2022: Matt Fitzpatrick 📍 The Country Club (Brookline) Who’s next at Shinnecock this week? #USOpen @NUCLRGOLF

@G0LDINGERA @HuskiesJack You’re smart.

@TrackingKVV @HuskiesJack and they have a combined 1100 yards in the past 3 nfl seasons 😹😹

Can any of you name me 1 Oregon WR that's panned out in the NFL? I thought so, He'll be in the portal in 2 years

@LegionXIIIgc @JonRahmOfficial @TyrrellHatton @calebjsurratt1

The hunt for the U.S. Open starts now 👊 Golf’s toughest test heads to New York ⛳️

@nateelgin @MLB Because it’s more important to celebrate who people like to have sex with. Because baseball.

If @MLB had a Christianity night and all players were required to wear crosses, people would lose their minds and want to opt out. Why can't Christians opt out of pride nights?

@livgolf_league Probably Rory, amirite bots?!

Who’s your pick for the 2026 U.S. Open? 🤔 #USOpen

@SleeperBlazers Just free throw guy. All we need.

Who would be on the Portland Trail Blazers celebrity row for the NBA Finals? Phil Knight is a lock & I hope Rainn Wilson comes 🙏🏻 😭 #ripcity

@deepcutgolf Yeah man for sure.

Phil Mickelson’s gifts to the golfing public are far, far greater than any of his supposed indiscretions

@TaylorMadeGolf Putting a slash of teal on it force me to MySpider again. You fuckers.

It's all in the details. Learn more about the all-new Spider Tour lineup here: tmgolf.co/XSpiderDeepDive

@SFGiants Heck yeah for people who like to have sex with each other. Go baseball.

It’s important that everyone in our community has access to the support they need 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️  Here's a thread of the #SFGiants preferred resources for LGBTQ+ people, families, and allies 🧵

@nflrums wtf does that sentence even mean.

🚨 Excellent change that #Rams Aaron Donald now comes out of RETIREMENT #ramshouse Myles Garrett's key acquisition will add LA two future hall of Fame players in 2026.

@KVanValkenburg @fried_egg_golf At least he still sells collagen bullshit with @mytpidave 🤝

@AdamSchefter @sarahbarshop Aaron Donald coming back for sure now.

Rams left tackle Alaric Jackson was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge Monday night, the Los Angeles Police Department confirmed to ESPN’s @sarahbarshop: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@ProGolfWeekly Yeah what a sneaky question.

Hey Scott: NBC is a front for the PGA Tour — they despise LIV Golf. Be more prepared for gotcha questions!

@NUCLRGOLF Quit engagement farming.

In this situation are you giving the putt? 🧐

@UnderdogGolf For sure, man.

LIV Golf CEO Scott O'Neil when asked if league could survive losing any star players: “The good news is we have a whole constellation of stars… we also have this young emerging core of talent - the David Puig’s, Jose Ballester, Caleb Surratt, Tom McKibbin. These guys are going to the moon and back.”

@MeterPalnati Just enjoy your long nasty bombs and keep your tempo grooved. Change nothing. Long swing nation 🫡

I have struggled with a long backswing for ever. Someone help.

@ScottONeil This surely translates to major success for him, right?

On 4 continents…

@TheKostos They also have one of the youngest rosters in the league. Perfectly supplemented with veteran superstars. Let Les cook,

The Los Angeles Rams are not “all in.” They swung an aggressive trade, yes. They are the rightful Super Bowl favorites, yes. Myles Garrett is awesome, yes. But you can’t say all in when they took a QB of the future at 13th overall: