Mαττs The Pastafarian Spaceologist 🌌🚀 ⚛️

たまにアメリカ人が寝てる時間に英語でコメントしてくる人おるけど、何で寝てないの？ 逆にいつ寝てんの？

@BBAlabandit @hoshizorarock So you admit you're a moron then?

@VirtualMatt6626 @hoshizorarock The real moron is the person who thinks they are not a moron

左の画像は日本でお肉を焼く道具ですがなぜかアリアナ・グランデはこの道具の名前の刺青をいれてます。

@monsterhunter45 They are truly frightening

@VirtualMatt6626 I never realized there were this many bloodthirsty bad ass EU super soldiers until last night.

Yes. Historically Europeans are super good at dying to their neighbors in vast quantities.

@pika_nekopanda No we don't but I like it

親愛なるアメリカの兄弟へ 今日は日本人がよくやってしまう行動を教えるね 日本人は人の前を横切る時とかにこのような仕草を大体するよ🫱 これは前を通って「ごめんよ」という謙虚な合図、「前通るで！」みたいなお知らせとして使ってしまいます。 アメリカでは使わんよね？

@TediousBusywork @Keltic_Spirit They're literally sitting in a stockpile bof uranium enriched by 60% but oh no they would never try to make nuclear weapons out of that how naive bof me LMAO

@VirtualMatt6626 @Keltic_Spirit Uh-huh, just like Iraq had WMD so we HAD to invade them. Do you ever get tired of falling for this obvious bullshit?

For the first time in the history of civilization, we have actual people complaining about the cost of every piece of hardware, munition, engine hours on equipment in a military conflict. It’s absurd. Yes, we blew up 3 aircraft to rescue one serviceman. And, by God, the USA would ALWAYS make that choice.

@TediousBusywork @Keltic_Spirit Have you done anything worthwhile in your life other than suck cock? No? Maybe that's a better use of your time

@VirtualMatt6626 @Keltic_Spirit it's a volunteer army, they don't need my approval. if they don't like it, they can quit and do something else. next you'll want parades for McDonald's employees when they stop a baby from crawling into the deep fryer.

@monsterhunter45 @Rosshoulton Ross is the Tony Robbins of sucking dick with your asshole

@monsterhunter45 @Rosshoulton I heard he gives seminars at AVN conferences

These euroweenie dipshits are so profoundly fucking delusional. A. If America felt like invading Greenland (we don't) these dorks don't have the air or sea lift for a "globe-spanning" war with us. B. The guy saying "no amount of money suffices" doesn't live in Greenland, so when (not if) America shows up with a suitcase full of bribe money for every resident to vote our way, this pussy doesn't get a say anyway. C. But it is pretty on brand for a bossy EU shit head to think he's got a say in what a bunch of Greenlanders do if we try to buy their land. "Hi, I'm Marco Rubio. Here's a quarter million dollars and an American passport if you vote to tell your bossy absentee landlord Denmark to get fucked." -Random Greenlander - "Sweet!" -Random Euroweenie - "NO AMOUNT OF MONEY SUFFICES! ONLY GLOBAL WAR!!!!" -RG - "Uh... I don't know that guy." And then we'd park a carrier battle group off the coast and sink the three boats the Max the delusional Fin could scrape together as an EU global invasion force.

@monsterhunter45 @undeadintel @Rosshoulton @Vinny11b My god cold weather!!??? We have no idea what that's like in North America my God what ever will we do

@undeadintel @Rosshoulton @Vinny11b The American military has never ever trained for cold weather before. We will be at the mercy of their secret Viking Ghosts!

@Rosshoulton @Vinny11b @monsterhunter45 500 hundred shitfaced Marines with nothing sporks and skivvies could conquer Greenland

@Vinny11b @monsterhunter45 You've still no idea. Bravado, nothing more. You think quantity = win and give numbers.

@Rosshoulton @monsterhunter45 I can actually shed some light on what's going on here even though to outsiders it appears we speak the same language the fact is there is a huge language barrier between us which is why these conversations don't go anywhere, here let me show exactly what I mean

@monsterhunter45 You couldn't. You actually don't have the equipment to invade Greenland. I'll leave you to work out why. The bravado is something we "euroweenie's" used to. You may want to try thinking, turns out to be quite helpful.

@monsterhunter45 @Rosshoulton Sucking dick with your butthole gives new meaning to the phrase "shut your cock holster"

@Rosshoulton And you continue to suck dick with your butthole. However, the Greenland Invasion Think Tank Initiative Project is now on to your Santa Claus coverup, you sick freak.

@kaeruZangyo Little known fact about counting limbs if your cock is big enough it's counted as a limb according to the American Medical Association. Little known fact about Canada, they count the moose in their Census.

なぜカナダは4を超えてるの？ カナダに行ったけど5本の人は見かけなかったよ。

@delmoi @IAmPersonOne @learning_yohei Well you are a Marxist so being a moron tracks

@delmoi @IAmPersonOne @learning_yohei No we do not track gun ownership by polls and surveys alone there is no single way to track the data gun sales, registration, and background checks are all also methods used you have to be a moron to think polls and surveys could accurately capture that data

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵👋アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸僕は本物の銃を見たことがありません。アニメや映画でしか見たことがありません。アメリカ人は本物の銃を見たことがあるんですか？それは普通のことなんですか？🤔

@delmoi @learning_yohei 51% of households in the US have at least one gun, 32% of Americans are gun OWNERS, every single American has seen a gun (if you've ever seen law enforcement you've seen a gun even though probably holstered) the number of people who have shot guns will be significantly higher.

@learning_yohei Most Americans don't own guns, the right-wing has turned gun ownership into some kind of annoying fetish. The reason there are so many guns in the US is because most people who own them own multiple.

@learning_yohei Every single American has at least SEEN a gun (police carry firearms in every town, city, state in the country) at least half the country or more has shot one

@MrImranPk I thought you'd be happy that Great Satan is finally giving you what always wanted arise goat fuckers go forth and defeat the great satan

Dear Americans, Your president is a madman.