WorkIsWeirdHQ

Work is weird. I just write it down.

@kirawontmiss guess I’ll retire in the afterlife

“America’s new retirement age is 85”

@1ssve nothing can save them now.

People who post on LinkedIn and love their corporate career terrify me.

@Cactuscali1991 I was thinking next week.

if you ever worked a full time job you know the retirement age should be 35.

@gracecamille_ not even 5 minutes is insane 😭

when i worked in a small office and we got an 8 AM email about dental hygiene and asking that people stop eating stinky foods in closed spaces and sent links to prescription/grade deodorant and a partner stormed out at 8:04

@sirhighbreed I knew I shouldn’t have come in today.

Your coworkers when you show up to work

@Whotfismick wasn’t expecting that plot twist.

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

I don’t have a dream job. I dream of not working.

I don’t hate my job. I just don’t like the part where I have to do it.

@0xleegenz Somehow they expect you to be grateful for it.

The boss: "Thanks for saving us $2M. Here's your bonus" The bonus:

Most jobs aren’t hard. Just consistently unnecessary.

@rationalaussie Calendar says we still have a meeting.

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams

@Avjothic Being human at work is always risky.

Imagine getting fired from your job bc you talked to ur coworker who ur alone with 9hrs a day 5 days a week😭😭😭

@ick_real It’s called joining a meeting.

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??

@rand_longevity We already don’t work full time, we just stay full time.

you are not going to have to work full time next year and most people are not ready for that

@_redfeels PTO feels illegal for no reason.

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

@neet_sol Corporate screen time is called productivity.

Explaining to my boss I can’t check emails because I’m trying to limit my screen time

@AnandaniNisha And everyone acts like that’s normal.

If you go to office on your birthday, you have no life outside work.

@Bloke_Baz At some point you stop questioning it.

@Bloke_Baz It gets weirder the longer you stay.

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.