Yaya

@ClownPeasant @PapiTrumpo Give me your tired, your poor.... 😂

...AND SO IT BEGINS.

@rsmallbone Ok but put spf on your eyeballs.

What time is the eclipse? I want to get out and stare at the sun ahead of time to build up some immunity.

I miss ancient times were people thought an eclipse meant we had to go hide in the caves. Instead I'm sitting in an office waiting for my next meeting to start.

@InsoOutso @cranberryperson @sween @trelvix @hotdogsladies @monteiro @Remiel @essdogg @badbanana @Moltz @SeoulBrother @Tony_D Peak Twitter. And now look. I don't even know what's happening now because I barely stop by.

@elonmusk What effect do you think corporations buying homes has on the housing economy? Real question, not a snarky one. I've been hearing about this and can't understand why it's allowed.

If you’re wondering why housing is so expensive, this is a major contributor

A few other things you probably don’t know: illegals in America can get bank loans, mortgages, insurance, driver’s licenses, free healthcare (California & New York) and in-state college tuition. What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits, but doesn’t pay taxes or do jury duty?

@Verizon hi, I've had no wifi since last Thur. We were at the end of our cell phone cycle so we got charged overage $15 for 1gig because no wifi @ home. Zero success getting this resolved. Any insight if I should just switch carriers for wifi at this point? Wfh is calling.

@VerizonSupport hi, I've had no wifi since last Thur. We were at the end of our cell phone cycle so we got charged overage $15 for 1gig because no wifi @ home. Zero success getting this resolved. Any insight if I should just switch carriers for wifi at this point? Wfh is calling.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@rsmallbone What's this and how do I... get there?

I’m on Bluesky, squinching squotes or skeets or squats or whatever.

@TheBloggess I'm surprised you didn't go with, "shove your opinion up your asshole."

A rando man just called me out for wearing a mask AS WE BOTH ENTERED A HOSPITAL. I was like, “Even if you’ve already been exposed to flesh-eating cholera doesn’t mean it’s fair for me to expose everyone else here.”

217 Republicans just voted to cut Veterans care. 2024 is coming. We will NEVER let you forget this!

@netflix This is going to end with someone asking if its plugged in and someone smacking their forehead. #netflix #LoveIsBlindS4 #loveisblind

"What you're telling me is, you don't mind infringing free speech to protect children from this amorphous thing you think of, but when it comes to children that have died, you don't give a flying f*ck." Jon Stewart is a national treasure.

“It literally can pulverize bones … it can provide this blast effect.” The AR-15 is the weapon of choice for many mass killers. The Post sought to illustrate the lethal force of the weapon and show in detail its catastrophic effects. wapo.st/3lF9moX

@Strandjunker @John_M15 Marjorie for most of these.

Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows?

The Trump Organization was found guilty of tax fraud, merry Christmas!

@ChiNurse Thanks you too. ❤️ I've been so busy with work, as the overlords prefer it, that I haven't been paying too much attention.

@warmyellowlight @whlteXbread @ChiNurse Where did everyone go? 😂😂😂 Did I miss the bus to elsewhere-ville?

@warmyellowlight @ChiNurse I'm not here often anymore, so I'm behind on the news. Was there a revolt to leave?