Alexander Myers

OMG 😂 😂 😂

@CAMELCASTOff I told a friend that his gf had been trying to get me to come over to smash while he worked overnights. She had confessed to me about sleeping with other guys too. I let him know because they were going to get married and he was going to inherit a ton of debt. They are divorced.

One of my roughest memories is my gym buddy venting to me about his wife. He said that him and his wife hadn't had sex in 5 years. I asked if she ever goes anywhere for days. He said yeah, her cousins house every weekend. I asked him if she's celibate. He said no. I just paused and stared at him. Watching him do the math and have the realization was rough. I watched the light leave his eyes in real time.

@cloneristic Me after reading this post

Dick size body multiplier is real. Imagine if your future wife only had one ex bf but he had a massive 10 inch prize winning superhog tearing her shit up every night for YEARS on end vs. a girl with like 6 bodies but all short terms she didn't really gaf about and dicks under 5 inches. Who is really more ran through here? What if there were 10x the total sex incidents with the fat hog bf vs. the more scattered flub ups dalliances. But the one ex bf's dick fucked her all the way past her cervix and ejaculated directly into her heart which absolutely bathed her soul in leg trembling ecstasy cum forever and ever. Because that's how a "good girl" gets down when a serious commitment is at play. According to twitter consensus cuckmath rules that girl is innocent and unspoiled. She has a "good respectable" numerical body count and is basically untouched virgin snow. Ya'll n_1_33,@z is twisted up in dem guts. Just like yo girl.

@lionheart_mck @CAMELCASTOff 🤘🤘🤘

@_FreshCakes @CAMELCASTOff Sorry idk what happened it got stuck in drafts xD youtu.be/4XhAOSxapeY?si…

Looks like Pokémon scalpers have gone too far! Make sure you all check out the newest @CAMELCASTOff video in the link down below as he covers awful Pokémon scalpers acting worse than children!

@NewsM101 White aliens

The bad guys are going to be white men. I guarantee it.

@Brettdasovic When Gillian Anderson says to have an open mind and to give the new series a chance because it's really fucking good, I can't help but think of Shiloh in Grandma's boy trying to present Vegan food to the gamers. 😂

I know it's a tired critique. If they aren't playing Mulder & Scully, if it's not the same show, why call it THE X-FILES? Don't worry, I know why. I'm just talking out loud.

@dyingscribe Passive aggressive fucking

Soft hate?

@MatthewBac60261 @TheNorfolkLion God tier comment. 😂

@TheNorfolkLion Even the ham?

Last time I go to Subway

@TheNorfolkLion Noticed that my supermarket sells halal beef yesterday. Fucking weird.

@QuarterZipped @Antunes1 Fucking scary

@Antunes1 And this is why MAID shouldn’t be allowed. Doctors who willingly kill people while holding oaths to preserve life have no morals. Everyone becomes an episode of Grey’s Anatomy to them. What a horror show.

🚨 Noelia’s lawyer drops a bombshell… “The hospital pressured for euthanasia because her organs were already committed.”

@DT2ComicsChat It's a table for Ratatouille

Why, to hold the dipping sauce of course.

@Wundermut @DJPh03NiX Nice, thank you! I just didn't know when to call it quits when I couldn't get the last few lifts in. Life lessons learned the hard way.

@DJPh03NiX @_FreshCakes I messed mine up years ago with bad posture on chest work. AthleanX on yt has some prevention videos if you fish around the channel. He has playlists set up.

So help me whenever this shoulder heals I’m never ego lifting again. Weeks of pain 24 hours a day is driving me a bit nutty. There is no relief. I felt good for the last two days and now it’s back to pain again. I’m frustrated as all hell.

@reddit_lies I used to clown on Elon for wanting to go to Mars.

One of the most radicalizing things I've ever witnessed is watching Reddit turn on Elon Musk. Less than a decade ago he was the patron saint of Reddit. Today Redditors despise him.

@KTHopkins Crush the competition. 😂

Looking forward to seeing you box with men in 2028 Imane God speed to all the lovely ladies you were prepared to hit to be called a winner.

@IMAO_ I always thought that classic movies were optimized for tube TVs.

People wonder why movies today are so darkly lit, and it's because we don't know how to light them like movies in the past. All the gaffers have retired or passed away, and there is no one left who knows how light works. Is it a particle or a wave? It's confusing.

@DJPh03NiX No way! Edge is so fucking cool! Both have awesome theme music. "Christian! Christian! At last you're on your own!" 🤘😝

@_FreshCakes I hate edge with a passion. I love Christian though. His WWE theme was fire. 🤣

Old man Christian is the best version he’s ever done.

@DJPh03NiX Fuuuuuuckk! I'm definitely not there yet. I think I can hit about 15 reps of 50 each arm before I gas out. I can't get past 80 each arm on shoulders yet. Work in progress. 😂

@_FreshCakes Exactly what I did doing chest presses with 50 lbs on each arm. Did 60 reps non stop and felt fine …. Until I woke up. 🤣

@leonardaisfunE @StopAntisemites @Bandsintown Are they stealing your material? I just laughed out loud. 😂

@StopAntisemites @Bandsintown Thanks for the award, losers.

Why are you platforming this racist @Bandsintown? 👇👇👇 Leonarda Jonie is a “comedian” who frequently promotes conspiratorial narratives suggesting Jews wield hidden power over governments, media, and global events, framing Jews as a secretive elite manipulating world affairs. Examples include: • Stating, "It’s all one big club and the goyim ain’t in it." • Asking if everyone is clear on the fact that "it is and always has been the Jews." • Posting that there is a "very potent Jewish supremacy force in America." • Asking if her audience thinks 9/11 was an inside job or if it "was the Jews?"