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@VerdictMMA flying 16 hours is tough i’m sure

Gerald Meerschaert missed weight by four pounds, coming in at 190 lbs earlier today. The only weight miss on the card. Pretty strange considering GM3 has never missed weight in his 58-fight career, including 25 UFC fights. [Via UFC YouTube]

@WallStreetApes Somewhere the McDonalds CEO is sighing with relief after seeing this knob make an ass of himself now

Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…

@effthealgorithm Have ads ever worked on anyone? Like has someone sat through a Dodge Ram commercial and afterwards been like, “ya know what? in gonna go buy a Dodge Ram truck now.”

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@MightyMog80 He’s just Vincent from FFVII though

Final Fantasy has a lot of legendary party members. But Auron might still be the coolest person this series ever put on screen.

@ARCRaidersGame what is the point of the game anymore?

Menacing monoliths drift across the Rust Belt like ghosts. Quiet. Slow. Harmless… until you get too close ⚡ The ARC Turbine has descended, and whatever it’s doing here, it doesn’t want to be disturbed.

@gelatoboismoke You can have all the hunger in the world, that doesn’t mean you can go against play calling and coaching. it wasn’t the players

Nah this nigga said if I gotta be the kicker that’s what I’m doing 😭😭 this the type of teammates Lamar needed bad

@koestreicher34 “Let’s get it” x 100 Kevin: ALL-TIME DRAFT CALL

This is an ALL-TIME draft call ENERGY

@mmaonpoint why is diego lopez and yair rodriguez there

Top UFC featherweights 2016 vs. 2026 😶

@HaterReport “let’s go make history” bro is not going to see the field as long as Matthew Stafford is around

Ty Simpson on the phone crying his eyes out: “Let’s go make history coach” Sean McVay: “Yeah, no and aye, enjoy this night man” 😭💀 McVay was PISSED

@DovySimuMMA nothin

what we saying about this weekends card?

@the1101 @arielhelwani this is the dumbest reply i think ive come across in a long time. You really think that is why?

@arielhelwani They sold 106,000 tickets. They don’t need to do anything. You just hate tko because ufc banned you.

TKO, as an entity, has a major task on its hands right now: it has to win the hardcore fans back. They may care about the casuals, the top line, the mainstream fans, celebrities, and influencers. They may not care about the hardcores now—but they will start to worry about them when the casuals become hardcores, which is what they want. The letters TKO are becoming somewhat stained in the eyes of wrestling, MMA, and boxing fans. We should never be talking about TKO as fans—that’s the parent company. They’re ruining the sanctity of what we love so much. The mat now has ads everywhere. The table has ads everywhere. The apron has ads everywhere. There are no more backstage vignettes, no more interviews, and entrances are being lost—it doesn’t feel the same anymore.

@kellabyte @arielhelwani it’s translating what the video is saying

@arielhelwani Your tweets seem AI driven since AI always puts excessive — in.

@W_B_Rick Yeah it’s a thing that exists. space. shocker

This is fucking my head more than anything I’ve ever seen from space Like holy shit they’re in outer space behind the freaking moon!

@DovySimuMMA No

‼️Reminder for USA fans: UFC Perth JDM vs. Prates broadcast will start at 1 AM PT and 4 AM ET will you be waking up early?

@SoulCoreKin @remarks not the brightest bulb in a knife drawer

@remarks ONE HOLY FAKE! Who are these people trying to Fool? Can you see how Large the Earth is compare to moon and when you are closer to each other That looks like the Earth is Far away from the moon like the sun itself I am done with this stupidity

JUST IN: NASA astronaut shares unedited video of the moon taken on his iPhone during the Artemis II mission.

@TheRooster this will be the final update and push before it completely falls off

CONFIRMED: April 28th, 2026 It was just officially announced that ARC Raiders' biggest update ever is arriving in 10 days: - New Map - New Map Condition - New Large ARC - New Items - More Are you excited or nah? Be honest.

@Stealth40k @SQEX_MD_GOODS a remake of this game won’t do it justice. it just needs to be rereleased as is

It's nice to see Square Enix hasn't forgotten about Chrono Trigger! These new models look great. I still want a remake of Chrono Trigger for modern platforms! Source: @SQEX_MD_GOODS

@ufc @realDonaldTrump “we are not a political company”

President @RealDonaldTrump has arrived at #UFC327!

give me Hokit vs Derrick Lewis. Fuck it #UFC327

@GameStalgiaX Zelda: A Link to the Past Crono Trigger Super Mario World Easy

You can only pick THREE.