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Al MacInnes

@almac1965

I'm a simple man with simple tastes and unfeasibly long arms :p

Wakefield Beigetreten Ekim 2009
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Al MacInnes
Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@StaceySolomon don't know if you're hyper mobile. But saw you on the TV, sitting in a W. Mrs Mac is, but in a bad/painful way.
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Mistplay@mistplayapp·
Ask and you shall receive...🔮✨ Tag a friend in the comments and we’ll pick 5 lucky Mistplayers to give a Mistcode! —- Demande et tu recevras…🔮✨Identifie un(e) ami(e) et on choisit 5 Mistplayers chanceux pour leur remettre un Mistcode !
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Mistplay@mistplayapp·
Friends don't let their friends miss a Mistcode 🔥 Tag a friend in the comments and we’ll pick 5 lucky Mistplayers to give a Mistcode! —--- Les amis ne laissent pas leurs amis rater un Mistcode. 🔥 Identifiez un ami dans les commentaires et nous sélectionnerons 5 Mistplayers chanceux pour leur offrir un Mistcode !
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Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@sainsburys bought 8 tins of petit pois in either December or January. 2 of 3 opened have been peas. My wife hates peas! Of course I have no receipt. How do I get a refund?
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Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@johnsoncontrols didn't see a blue badge. Maybe they forgot it?
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VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Overheard at the hotel buffet: David’s wife: “David, do you want a yoghurt?” David, from the cooked breakfast area: “No thank you, darling… I haven’t come on holiday to eat yoghurt.”
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Connor Naismith MP@connor_naismith·
I defy anyone to listen to this interview with @AngelaRayner and reach any other conclusion than that the Deputy Prime Minister has tried to do the right thing at every turn in a complex, technical area of tax policy. We all rely on advice. Anyone could have made this mistake.
Sky News@SkyNews

"Did you think about, should I pack it in for the sake of the family?" Speaking exclusively to #ElectoralDysfunction, Angela Rayner tells @BethRigby why she isn't resigning as Deputy PM. 🎧 Listen: podfollow.com/electoraldysfu… 📺 Watch: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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Mason
Mason@MasonZX10·
Finally got my 10th @GiveBloodNHS blood donation today. Found out my blood goes to babies (neo) which makes it feel much more special than it did before.
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Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@OctopusEnergy Sadly ours hasn't worked, since we moved. Neither does the in house display. Allegedly it's because of the area we live in 😕
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Octopus Energy@OctopusEnergy·
There are now over 200,000 Octopus Home Minis in homes all over the UK 🤯 Free for Octopus customers, these little pink beauties help you cut waste, save money, and get smart with your energy. Check out how it could help you 👉 octo.ps/46cuFSU
Andrew (the twink)@Andrewislington

It was my 2 year anniversary of my @OctopusEnergy @g__j home mini! (Missed it due to stress,it was this week)! This device has saved around £2400 for my home by allowing smarter use of energy. This is through a load balancing system I’ve developed. Energy never felt so octopus.

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Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@Redlemon850 @anon_opin Worked on the first debit card, helped create the biggest database in Europe. Sorted massive tech problems. 20 years later, I really couldn't care less 😂
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Saying something like "I don't do computers" should be immediate grounds for dismissal in this day and age. You've had 30+ years to learn, it's your own fault at this point. You've can't expect everyone else to cover for you forever
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Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@GiveBloodNHS Just moved half a ton of flooring. Due to give blood in an hour and a half. Will I still be OK to give?
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Supertanskiii@supertanskiii·
Here’s an idea for the autumn budget @UKLabour You’re welcome.
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Harry Eccles@Heccles94·
As the right wing, nurse bashing, NHS hating, racist and transphobic trolls keep piling on, Please post a ✊ if you stand in solidarity with socialist values. Please retweet and follow so we can keep on fighting! Thanks Twitter, we shall prevail ✊ #SocialistSunday
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
Wait just a minute, are you telling me that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second, on his second wife with his third and on his third wife with a porn star, the guy who cheated people with a fake university and a fake charity, cheated his contractors out of money, cheated on his SATs, his draft deferments, his business records, his taxes and with his campaign funds, the guy who tried to cheat his way out of an election loss… cheats at golf?!? No way!!!
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Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@AttaPollTeam had a few surveys recently that haven't paid, but have not logged as finished. Just had one that stopped at 100% and I had to close it, to move on. Annoying.
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Colin the Dachshund@DachshundColin·
"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."
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Al MacInnes@almac1965·
@MartinSLewis Are those who have enough money not work, workers or just doing a hobby?
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Martin Lewis@MartinSLewis·
Today's Poll: How would you define a 'working person'? Which of these limited options is CLOSEST to your definition This is on the back of my last post about govt saying no tax rises on working people
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Gergely Orosz
Gergely Orosz@GergelyOrosz·
In 2025, my new washing machine / drying machine takes 3-5 seconds to “boot up” just so I can *select* the program In 1990 I remember our washing machine took 0 seconds to “boot up” because you just had a physical switch to select the program Sometimes progress feels backwards
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