Al MacInnes

@StaceySolomon don't know if you're hyper mobile. But saw you on the TV, sitting in a W. Mrs Mac is, but in a bad/painful way.

@mistplayapp @cheekychicken24

Ask and you shall receive...🔮✨ Tag a friend in the comments and we’ll pick 5 lucky Mistplayers to give a Mistcode! —- Demande et tu recevras…🔮✨Identifie un(e) ami(e) et on choisit 5 Mistplayers chanceux pour leur remettre un Mistcode !

@mistplayapp @cheekychicken24

Friends don't let their friends miss a Mistcode 🔥 Tag a friend in the comments and we’ll pick 5 lucky Mistplayers to give a Mistcode! —--- Les amis ne laissent pas leurs amis rater un Mistcode. 🔥 Identifiez un ami dans les commentaires et nous sélectionnerons 5 Mistplayers chanceux pour leur offrir un Mistcode !

@sainsburys bought 8 tins of petit pois in either December or January. 2 of 3 opened have been peas. My wife hates peas! Of course I have no receipt. How do I get a refund?

@johnsoncontrols didn't see a blue badge. Maybe they forgot it?

Overheard at the hotel buffet: David’s wife: “David, do you want a yoghurt?” David, from the cooked breakfast area: “No thank you, darling… I haven’t come on holiday to eat yoghurt.”

@SueWats14918189 @Davevannist @connor_naismith @AngelaRayner And we all have trusts? Makes her out of touch and now a tory. Along with the other cabinet members.

@Davevannist @connor_naismith @AngelaRayner She own one house and there is a house in trust for her child together with her husband. That is hardly a property empire FFS .

I defy anyone to listen to this interview with @AngelaRayner and reach any other conclusion than that the Deputy Prime Minister has tried to do the right thing at every turn in a complex, technical area of tax policy. We all rely on advice. Anyone could have made this mistake.

@MasonZX10 @GiveBloodNHS Exactly the same. Great feeling getting the text to say it's been used.

Finally got my 10th @GiveBloodNHS blood donation today. Found out my blood goes to babies (neo) which makes it feel much more special than it did before.

@OctopusEnergy Sadly ours hasn't worked, since we moved. Neither does the in house display. Allegedly it's because of the area we live in 😕

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@Redlemon850 @anon_opin Worked on the first debit card, helped create the biggest database in Europe. Sorted massive tech problems. 20 years later, I really couldn't care less 😂

@anon_opin What about, if, like me, you did 50 years of computers, but now can't be arsed?

Saying something like "I don't do computers" should be immediate grounds for dismissal in this day and age. You've had 30+ years to learn, it's your own fault at this point. You've can't expect everyone else to cover for you forever

@GiveBloodNHS Just moved half a ton of flooring. Due to give blood in an hour and a half. Will I still be OK to give?

Here’s an idea for the autumn budget @UKLabour You’re welcome.

@Heccles94 ✊

As the right wing, nurse bashing, NHS hating, racist and transphobic trolls keep piling on, Please post a ✊ if you stand in solidarity with socialist values. Please retweet and follow so we can keep on fighting! Thanks Twitter, we shall prevail ✊ #SocialistSunday

Wait just a minute, are you telling me that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second, on his second wife with his third and on his third wife with a porn star, the guy who cheated people with a fake university and a fake charity, cheated his contractors out of money, cheated on his SATs, his draft deferments, his business records, his taxes and with his campaign funds, the guy who tried to cheat his way out of an election loss… cheats at golf?!? No way!!!

@AttaPollTeam had a few surveys recently that haven't paid, but have not logged as finished. Just had one that stopped at 100% and I had to close it, to move on. Annoying.

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."

@MartinSLewis Are those who have enough money not work, workers or just doing a hobby?

Today's Poll: How would you define a 'working person'? Which of these limited options is CLOSEST to your definition This is on the back of my last post about govt saying no tax rises on working people

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@GergelyOrosz Cars are the same.

In 2025, my new washing machine / drying machine takes 3-5 seconds to “boot up” just so I can *select* the program In 1990 I remember our washing machine took 0 seconds to “boot up” because you just had a physical switch to select the program Sometimes progress feels backwards