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Piper J Peasmold Gruntfuttock
@Redlemon850
My Le-Mans is red.
London Katılım Kasım 2011
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@ClimateWarrior7 @PerryALPHA The iodine. Or was it the potassium permanganate? I'm confused.
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@PerryALPHA Why are they all brown? Is this the effect of lingering radiation?
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@K_AminThaabet That should be printed on a flag, and flown from the chimley.
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This needs to be reposted on mass
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster
Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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@Rainmaker1973 I am guessing it has a 36000 train. I.E beating 10 to the second.
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@ClaretBluBlood @fesshole I'll bet that gift had her stumped.
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@fesshole My ex's feet were disgusting too so I booked her one of those fish pedicures.
Those piranha don't f*ck about!
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@ClimateWarrior7 @illnevercallitx She should be petrified.
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@illnevercallitx This isn't the actual Statue of Liberty. It's just a woman dressed up like the statue.
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They keep it locked because she eats counter-protesters
Washingtons ghost@washghost1
The final boss of the No Kings protest
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@rickygervais @purbrooktony Of course you did, Tubby.
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There you go @rickygervais we've just been misclassified. This is worse then the post office scandal. 😂

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@engineers_feed She was a project manager. She did not write that stack of code.
In any case, women can't code.
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@SartorialThug 'Jeep' is a generic term, like 'Hoover'.
Your particular jeep is a Land Rover. 😆
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As someone who owns a 30 year old Land Rover, I'm a big fan of people pointing out this isn't a Jeep.
London & UK Street News@CrimeLdn
Happened yesterday in Brixton A thief with 14-inch machete trying to steal a motorbike gets rammed by a jeep. The Theif gets his knife out to stab the car driver for stopping him.
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@anon_opin Exemplify the Dunning-Kruger effect by remoaning.
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@KITKAT WHAT? Who steals twelve tonnes of KitKat?
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Would be happy for Ben Habib & Advance UK to merge with @RupertLowe10 & @RestoreBritain_, after all the attacks from Ben Habib & Advance against Restore?
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@Ollia_ll Because it's all monotonic grunting in 4/4 time, these days. 'Rap'.
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@saylordocs I had this phone! Back when it was legal to text and drive, it was an absolute bit*h to do so.
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@BrahmsLyadov @AvaGrace9211 We have the technology 😁
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