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@LakersSpin AD wasn't nearly as impactful.

Lakers Anthony Davis was a top 5 (at least) defensive player in the league. He was also a top tier offensive big man. How come he was never forced into MVP talks?

@memechaotic imagine the handjob possibilities

Kawhi's hand is huge!

@PatriciaHeaton @ConceptualJames Next expect a story about bacon and women’s ankles.

Give me your guesses as to why the BBC put this story out…

@scenesthatslap @Willmach2000 I feel like people forget just how incredible The Office was. Still the greatest comedy show ever and I can’t see something beating it.

The funniest 73-second clip you’ll see on the internet today 😂...

@mtvsthewrld_ Duncan and Lowry are my go-to examples of how to get the most out of your talent by simply playing unselfish great team basketball, being the leader, and still doing all the dirty work. Of course Duncan is actually a legit top 10 all time player.

Swear to god if he had a singular ounce of swag we would not even be having these debates

@MattWalshBlog oh so old men can't walk around Disney World holding a giant dildo no more? i thought this was America

While our country is at war, our airports are a mess, DHS is not funded, and our elections are not secure, Lindsey Graham is wandering around Disney World with a bubble wand. This is an image that should live in infamy.

@LegendOfWinning Embiid vs Jokic in the Finals would be jokes. Embiid decides to rest all 4 games.

If the Sixers get the 5th seed… they making it to the conference finals

@double6fries66 @PpollingNumbers I just did retard. Cope.

@aresteanu @PpollingNumbers I think there are bigger reasons to oppose the Iran war than reflexive anti-Trumpism (as we see opposition from many republicans today). But the guy saying he “literally doesn’t care” about it doesn’t get to call anyone retarded.

New - Iran war approval (Jewish voters) 🟤 Disapprove 55% 🟢 Approve 32% Mellman Group (🔵) - RV - 3/15

@double6fries66 @PpollingNumbers Your retarded tweets are what triggered it. You're looking for a fight based on me pointing out the most obvious thing ever.

@aresteanu @PpollingNumbers Hey, at least you’re fair on both sides. Not sure what triggered the insult either but I hope you get the sand out of your panties

@double6fries66 @PpollingNumbers LOL yeah. Most Trump supporters blindly trust him and most haters blindly go against anything he does. Is this supposed to be a bold take? Are you sure you're not just a retarded bot looking to argue?

@aresteanu @PpollingNumbers The point of the question is that you’re accusing liberal Jews of just reflexively opposing anything Trump does. Trump has done a complete 180 on this issue so do you think his supporters also just blindly support anything he does?

@JDVance @AkaashSingh you picked the wrong one

Very proud of my wife, Usha, for launching her podcast today!

@historigins Okay, but we gotta see the tits now to be truly objective.

This guy just secured the best Kate Winslet interview ever

@DanBilzerian @AOC @AnaKasparian She must be hiding her Jew Nose in her Latina Ass.

@AOC @AnaKasparian Says the dumb bitch who voted to send more of our money to Israel. You’re just another jew with more allegiance to Israel than America

Today, the FBI and NYPD disrupted a plot by a member of a pro-Israel terrorist organization to assassinate Nerdeen Kiswani. This is a reprehensible act of political violence. There is no place for it in our city nor our country. I am thankful Ms. Kiswani is safe and the assailant is under arrest.

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Sure, I might be untalented. Up to others to decide. But I can deduce that voting “no” on legislation that would cut arms to Israel amounts to supporting U.S. funded arms to Israel…as they carry out war crimes and atrocities daily. Those crimes are committed with zero fear of blowback thanks to the defensive capabilities Americans are forced to bankroll. In addition to voting no on that legislation last year, in 2021 you originally (and correctly) voted “no” on a bill to funnel an extra $1 billion to Israel on top of the $3.8 Billion we already send them every year. You got a little pressure from your corrupt colleagues, changed your vote to “present” and then wept about it…literally. Is that what political “talent” looks like? Israel was enjoying an economic surplus that year. We, on the other hand, were not. As for cashing checks, I’d respectfully ask you to remember who pays yours. It’s the people you’re lying to right now.

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Jennifer Lopez's dress that changed the internet

@double6fries66 @PpollingNumbers I literally didn't care because I literally didn't know his position on Iran til the whole 12 day war thing. What's the point of this question given the context?

@aresteanu @PpollingNumbers Did you oppose Trump when he said he wouldn’t go to war with Iran?

@Dannyjokes like a bandaid. might as well tell them about our fisting tradition now

Unfortunate that Americans had to learn about the NDP and The Junos at the same time.

@Neurocoaster @gomiam @skdh Your original point has no bite. I don't need evidence to dismiss dumb questions. The burden is on you to convince me it's a reasonable question. What convinced you it's a reasonable question?

@aresteanu @gomiam @skdh Religious freedom is integral to American values so, seeing as X is an American platform, you can also do you, bro. But my original point stands true. Goodbye now

Bullshit 10/10

@ezralevant I wasn't laughing in university because I knew universities aren't some vacuum detached from the rest of reality and I knew the West would fall apart under the weight of this cult.

I used to laugh when I saw this sort of thing in university. But university students grow up and become teachers, bureaucrats, lawyers and judges. This is your ruling class now.