Amy Rowe

@emkenobi This is not real and you find out by googling

THIS FUCKER IS TESTING ON CATS?????? I need him flayed alive in the public square.

@saniyafatma1278 @WaywardWinifred If he’s just starting to trust humans how did you get the weight

This stray cat decided to move in with us and eats like a horse! Now about 26 lbs and his name is Arnold Schwarzenegger and living in my heated garage and is starting to trust humans

@oldtoons_ “Boyfriend”

Betty Boop and her boyfriend Freddie (1933-34)

@danield1214 This is old, his hair doesn’t look like that right now

Tough week for Timothée Chalamet, as he didn’t get an Oscar AND Jayson Tatum didn’t recognize him:

@LevineJonathan Context matters lol

NYC First Lady Rama Duwaji used the N-word in an X post from 2013 #selection-525.0-518.5" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archive.ph/Z2DC4#selectio…

NEW from me Rama Duwaji — the wife of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani— shared several posts glorifying Palestinian terrorism on old social media accounts that remain active. Duwaji also used the N-word. freebeacon.com/democrats/zohr…

@DoctorRetardPhD @nypost You’ve got an apt username

@nypost It's illegal to kill seagulls?

NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months trib.al/9QFmGi2

If a friend invites you over to their dishwasherless home and feeds you delicious food, help out with the dishes for god’s sake

@jannieEXE @ehjovan I hear you. I pay for time passages app and Evan Nathaniel Grimm’s Substack

@bathbinch @ehjovan naaaahhh looking at 10H for career matters is absolutely valid, it's not the main thing though! and i'm still not THAT great at astrology even despite the fact i have a certificate LOL, it's just that i need to subscribe to a few patreons and i'm constantly broke lol

one time i got my chart read and they said “consistent employment is not in your future” and i was like oh maybe astrology is real

@jannieEXE @ehjovan Okie doke! Truly regret saying anything about the 10th house and speculating on a birth chart I have never seen … you beat me in astrology

@bathbinch @ehjovan There's wayyy more techniques for career delineations, you just need to open your purse for patreon subs and stuff... looking at specific houses might be not enough. some people have it easier though, as their charts can be loud and clear!

@TS_Secrets Well he has to have some background to back it up lol can’t just put someone Willy nilly in a job. He learned things

My neighbor spent about $80k on his son’s college finance degree. His son graduated, filled out 105 applications, and couldn’t land a finance job. Right now, he’s managing a Jimmy John’s while he “waits for a break.” Then my neighbor said, “I’m going to introduce him to some of my friends so he can get an entry-level role.” And it hit me. If the outcome is still who you know, not what you studied… what exactly did the $80k buy?

@jannieEXE @ehjovan Oh ok

@bathbinch @ehjovan I'd check 6H more than 10H, actually. 6H traditionally has significations of injuries (and it's where Mars rejoices), but nowadays can be used for employment as "job that you go to earn money". 10H is career in the sense of what the native is seen/known for.

@ehjovan Leo rules your career house/is your midheaven. I feel like that’s good career energy but idk what else you might have goin on in that house/the chart

@bathbinch i am asf

@JebraFaushay His life is about performing, he looks and sounds good and I’m not even a big fan

It’s ok to retire. You don’t have to perform anymore. Here is Rod Stewart strutting around with his tight little flare jeans and teased hair.

I ordered a knockoff theragun, excited for this next chapter of my life

congrats to PTA but this is clearly a make-up win for Boogie Nights and Magnolia and Punch-Drunk Love and There Will Be Blood and The Master and Inherent Vice and Phantom Thread and Licorice Pizza and probably also some of those Haim videos too why not

Tweet stealers be like it’s 9 am let’s steal another tweet

I’m in good scarf company tonight

@JacoboPeterman @MerriamWebster @SandyforCouncil Ok this doesn’t really concern you if you aren’t a working copy editor

@bathbinch @MerriamWebster @SandyforCouncil ap.org/the-definitive… I wouldn’t clean up dogshit with that rag

'St. Paddy's Day' is usually preferred over 'St. Patty's Day.' 'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.' 'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'

Should’ve stuck with Webster’s @APStylebook