Sheryl Moran 🚂🇱🇷

But in all seriousness I have a drinking problem… …my problem is not having one of these while scrolling in bed!

I’m feeling frisky!!! Ha! 🐯

Someone hacked my Twitter! Sorry I haven't tweeted. I can't get the bird app back, just keeps loading this X thing. Trying the website now and same thing. Worried it's stealing all my data. Retweet if you're seeing this on Twitter and can help me fix this. 🙏

Should I join this Threads thing people are talking about? @dunkindonuts @olivegarden @DaveandBusters @PapaGinos Are you on there? I’ll join if you join.

@Skittles @Frenchs Looks gross. I wouldn't eat these. Who asked for this?

Introducing French's Mustard Skittles. Literally everyone has been asking for these, and now they're here—want some? Visit @Frenchs to find out how you can get your own pack.

13 people saw my tweet and apparently none of them love America. So sad what is happening to our country. I’ll just have to love America 13x more to make up for them. 😘🇺🇸

🇺🇸 HAPPY 4th of JULY 🇺🇸 Like and Retweet if you love America.

@Nigel_Farage Never forget D-day! Happy Independence Day!

Independence Day at Omaha Beach. We are forever grateful to our American friends. 🇺🇸

@LynnFireDept Sounds woke. What ever happened to celebrating freedom and liberty?

Big surprise! Said no one. Phony libs always playing games. Doesn’t matter if it’s elections or Twitter accounts, they’re always trying to trick you. This wouldn’t happen on Truth Social. washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

@PapaGinos Do you remember when Hilary Clinton came by for a fresh pie in 1992? I hope you checked the basement when she left.

All day yesterday afternoon I was not only shadowbanned but locked out of my Twitter account. Even with Elon in charge I imagine the former woke lib employees put in secret code to silence conservatives like me. 😤

@LynnPoliceDept Can’t they just bike on the sidewalks like we did as kids? These bike lanes make the streets less safe when driving.

Our followers have passionate opinions about the Bike / Bus Lanes. Like to vote: Comment - Pro-Bike / Bus Lanes Like - No thank you to the Bike / Bus Lanes P.S. The police do not determine traffic patterns but we will pass your comments on to a traffic commission rep.

@LynnPoliceDept Have you seen my cat? He left this morning and not back. He goes by Catman

Male golden retriever found near Lynn English today. If anyone knows the owner of this dog, please call the Lynn ACO at 781-477-4385.

@olivegarden Can you tell me who I should speak with regarding one of my new menu item ideas?

Just another way to enjoy Alfredo. 😋

@Clorox @ruggables Do you understand? I could have really used your help, but instead I'm left feeling totally embarrassed. My friend Shin wont even talk to me anymore. Guess I'll be taking my business elsewhere!!

@beanielady58 @ruggables @beanielady58 We understand and are sorry to hear that. If you have additional questions about our products, feel free to follow/DM us for assistance. Wishing you the best. -Ashlee

@Clorox this is embarrassing, but need help asap. Had an small accident while trying to make it to the (b) room. Can you use Clorox on @Ruggables?

@Clorox @ruggables It's honestly too late. I had to throw everything out before hubs got home.

@beanielady58 @ruggables @beanielady58 No worries, Sheryl, we're here to help! So we may provide the most accurate info, please follow/DM us the UPC/barcode or full name of the Clorox product you're interested in using. Looking forward to your message. -Ashlee

@dunkindonuts What do you think of my joke? My son Taylor told me this one when he was little. Still cracks me up.

Which restaurant would win a basket ball tournament? 🤭