Ben

@marbledacat No but he’s trying his best!!!

Grand rising, bozos!

@dstebs02 Unfortunately yes But is it astrofuckingnomically expensive? Unfortunately also yes

it’s turtles all the way down

@onhellmusic You a real one

This is why I give out guest list to people who ask for it. Close mouths don’t get fed. You can really tell if someone is genuine or if they’re just copying & pasting the same message to every artist on the lineup until someone says yes Stoke people out. It feels sooooo goooood

@sighswoon @RemiliaRabbi Fuuuuck I hate that you have a point here but alas

@RemiliaRabbi Who do you think we learned it from 🌟 heheee. Technology is technology

Suggested my ol reliable to a friend and she’s realizing why he was my ol reliable for over 5 years . Ahahaha. I am so grateful to be living

@unimpresst no you’re kate

Local from the bar GAVE me all of this to bake with…am I lucky or

@heyzmsc Deserved

DENVER I am still beaming from Saturday…that was beyond what I could have imagined and probably the best night of my life. When I moved here 3 years ago I dreamt of headlining Ogden and to sell it out in advance and experience how crazy the energy was in that room…I am so unbelievably grateful.

@FBGreatMoments That was so fun to watch

When Davante Adams put up 198 yards… in one half 😳

@_me_you_coward Respect that

Whenever a woman’s hinge profile says that she wants to visit all the continents, I tell her that I’m banned from returning to Antarctica because I tried to teach the penguins the difference between good and evil. This has worked exactly zero times but at least I’m amusing myself

⁦@Maddy_ONeal⁩ at Mission 😮‍💨👌🏻

@AdamSchefter Pretty much just removed the flames (coolest part) from the logo aaaaand the rest is just about the same. Fantastic work?

A glimpse of the Titans’ new uniforms:

@Alex68258987 @dr3w_29 @OptimisticJets @NYJets_Media Don’t really understand why you’re choosing to insist on despair as opposed to tryna have fun with it regardless. From the sounds of it you’re not watching anyway so what do you care?

@dr3w_29 @OptimisticJets @NYJets_Media You’re in for a fun season, hope you enjoy watching Glenn and Geno go 0-17

Geno Smith was just live on SportsCenter and this stat is crazy: Since 2022 there have only been 5 quarterbacks with 15,000 passing yards: 1. Jared Goff 2. Patrick Mahomes 3. Josh Allen 4. Justin Herbert 5. Geno Smith

@35jasonR @JGrayJets You outta know god damn well how many games the jets have lost because of shitty kicker play when it matters, meanwhile opposing teams hardly ever miss when it matters 😭 need stability and consistency

@JGrayJets Imagine being upset by a kicker 😂

Cade York sucks.. big leg but just isn’t accurate enough.. not worrying about it because I think they bring someone else in.. McNamara was found as a gem… wouldn’t doubt Jets special teams coaching

@Mase327 @JGrayJets I choose to believe this right here… pls

@JGrayJets He’s a body for camp bro

@voddysodas @Schultz_Report New York The Titans of New York Titans

@Schultz_Report Convenient this logo already exists, Jordan.

Sources: The #Titans are signing former #Jets S Tony Adams to a 1-year deal. Adams, who started 36 games with the Jets, is the latest player to reunite with Robert Saleh, joining Jermaine Johnson, John Franklin-Myers, Solomon Thomas, Jacob Martin, and Jordan Elliott.

@walmartsux1 @LAChas77 I forgive you too bro it’s ok

@LAChas77 I smoked for 16 years and one of my greatest accomplishments was quitting this filthy habit. You do know you reek to all high heaven? i can even smell it coming from cars when traveling down the highway with the windows down.

@capsinfour Because

why did we lowkey beat the sabres 😭

@UVM_AK @BarstoolPAT @kellykeegs Run it

@BarstoolPAT @kellykeegs "real ball knowers know" - whatever that means Kells, but those that know do the American Spirit (light blue) mix with their preferred flower, that's a lift off

The only reason people smoke cigs when they’re drunk is to look cool. No one enjoys a cigarette unless you’re addicted @kellykeegs

@nyjets @ALIJAHVT Damn man. I wanna and would have his back if he went any single other place than NE 😭

For all the hard work and dedication over the last 5 years, thank you @ALIJAHVT

@Upstate_Chris @snyjets Jesus dude yikes

@snyjets Yeah and I’ll be rooting for injuries to continue to derail your career

"Some of the fans are a little upset, which I get - I'd be upset too. But I wish nothing but the best for that team. I'll keep on rooting for them and the guys over there, as long as we don't play them" - Alijah Vera-Tucker on leaving the Jets for the Patriots