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Bhaskar Sarma🗿

@bhas

eCommerce and DTC email marketer. Student of human behaviour, devourer of books, lapsed biker and trekker. অসমীয়া।

Bombay, India Beigetreten Ekim 2007
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Bhaskar Sarma🗿@bhas·
I have had threads strewn around on my profile, so I am consolidating them in a thread of threads for easy reference. Featured: experiments, learnings, projects, whatever else I find interesting. Let's start with a copywriting experiment twitter.com/bhas/status/14…
Bhaskar Sarma🗿@bhas

This thread will cover email subject lines +preview text for #DTC brands. For each brand, I will write headlines for 7 different types of users/customers. Follow along here twitter.com/bhas/status/14…

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Taylor Haren@THArrowOfApollo·
We were Clay's largest user at one point in time, hitting their platform 17.3 million times per week. Last month we replaced them entirely with a $200/mo Claude Code subscription. I can't write code. Neither can James, my VP of Growth who built the replacement. Here's the full story. Clay is a GREAT product and I TRULY think most people should use it. But we hit their ceiling. 50,000 row limit per table. 12.5 million row cap per workspace. Tables that take days to actually delete. Clicking "run all" thousands of times and waiting days for things to clear out. So When you're processing millions of leads, all the above become the bottleneck of your entire business. James had never touched Claude Code before. Three weeks after learning it, he built our entire core system. With Clay, processing 1 million leads took 27 hours. And it would error out often enough that we would always have to plan on hitting the “run all rows” button again on 20+ clay tables. IYKYK but Our new system waterfall enriches 1 million leads in 5 seconds. 272,000 leads PER SECOND. AND On top of the core engine, we vibe coded a Google Maps scraper that pulls leads zip code by zip code across all 32,000 US zip codes. AND An AI lead finder that hits 95% contact match rates where Apollo gives you about 30%. AND Ad library scrapers for Google and LinkedIn. AND An AI campaign analysis system. AND An auto-refill system so clients never run out of leads mid-campaign. One we started building with Claude, we just couldn’t stop Now we have the data ready for clients sending 5 million emails a month within 1 week of signing the contract. I put together the full system blueprint -- every tool, the tech stack, a Clay vs custom comparison, and a 6-step playbook for building your own. Plus a video walkthrough where I show you the live system and how each tool actually works. Retweet or Reply CODE below and I'll DM it to you.
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Ryan Hildebrandt
Ryan Hildebrandt@RMHildebrandt·
Companies pay me to build multi-million dollar automated systems. But this CRM is yours for $0: I've been engineering for 22 years. Built systems for Nestle. Mars. Coal mines. Pharma. Across 4 countries. I've built more scaled and robust systems than most people on this app combined. And when I started helping digital businesses grow... I realized one thing: Most CRMs are overcomplicated TRASH. So I built a no-code, open-source CRM that does exactly what you need. Here's what you get for free: • Auto-deal creation from your calendar (Calendly, HubSpot, GHL compatible) • Deal source tracking with visual breakdowns • Average calls to close and days to close metrics • Follow-up automations (call, SMS, reminders) • Domain blacklist to filter out existing clients • MRR/LTV tracking with fully customizable graphs • Complete code + installation walkthrough 1,000s have already downloaded and are LOVING it. Want access? • Comment "CRM" • Connect with me (so I can DM you the link) And I'll DM it to you! PS - It's 100% open-source. You can rip it apart and rebuild it however you want. That's the whole point.
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Bhaskar Sarma🗿@bhas·
Current bank opening account rules in India are from 50s Not only do you have to open the account where your business is registered in, you have to go to that particular branch and sign the documents in front of an officer. This, in the age of video KYC and centralized banking.
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@himantabiswa Incidentally went to Swahid Smarak Kshetra yesterday and I gotta say, it has the beginnings of something good. It's still a work in progress and needs more upkeep and curation and something audiovisual apart from the newspaper clippings of the 79 agitation, but good start
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Himanta Biswa Sarma
Himanta Biswa Sarma@himantabiswa·
This is the face of a New Assam- one which is Atal, Avichal and Agragami.
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The protein bubble needs to burst now
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Bhaskar Sarma🗿@bhas·
@DimpyKoch Haate oxomiak dubaise. Oxomor aji bortoman ji sthiti, tar mulot haat partyr kando karkhana. Bixexkoi 80s r pisor pora. Etiau haat partyr ejon netaiu raijor agot haat jur kori khama prarthona kora nai. Etia selbelale ki hobo?
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Dimpy Koch@DimpyKoch·
Arre my dear Assamese raiz, nokoi nuwaru kisuman kotha. Enekoi likhisu karon oxomiyat likhile translate hoi jai and moi nibisaru je ona oxomiyai ei post porhe Besera manuhtu podumoloi gol karone gali xoponi pari aase. Kintu bhabi sauksun, juddhor participant keitai ki bhittit juddho kore? Jodi apuni koi dhormo, niti, adorxo - tetiahole Podum aru Haat duyutare nai. Hatitur sobotse nai, aan keitar bhitorot Okhilor aru nai. Tar baad baki keita etialoike power pai puwa nai, heikarone ami nejanu how power will corrupt them. Kintu main kotha eulukor poisa maane War Chest nai, aru bina poisai politics khelibo nuware. Ketiaba bhabi saisene je power nupua keitai kenekoi politics kori aase ? Teulukor uparjon source ki ? Jodi ei kotha bhabi sua nai, bhabi sauk. Karu poisar gos nai nohoi, jukari dile poisa ulabo protitu election kheliboloi. Now that we have established the fact that poisai election nirnoi kore, kar usorot poisa aase? Heitu bhabok. Dhorok Haat partitut kormi manuh aase kintu tahator nijor poisa nai, aru tahatok kosto korileu aag barhibo nidiye, tetia kiman dinoloi opomaan hohibo laage ? Ne party politics eri ghorot bohi thakibo laage? Principle niti adorxor namot jeniba sup sap hoiyu thakil, kiman bosor bohibo lagibo? Eibur kotha oxomiyai bhabi nesai. Okol dukh pai, ontorot aghat pai, maane emotional trauma proti baare. Kintu ji soritro political leaderor pora bisare oxomiya jatir hei soritro asene? Apunar mur kotha kua nai, ami “Arami Sokit” bohi montobyo diya manuh. Exceptions to the rule. Kintu jonohadharon oxomiya projai keitaman poisa palei jopiai dibo. Eiyai amar jatir soritro. Jene proja tene roja. Besera manuhjone eta chance loise, kaam koriboloi. Ki beya korise ? Hator partyt kaam naikia hoi bohi thakibo lagisil neki ? Eije oxomiyar Maan Xonmaan buli siyor keita maare, Haator buror ki maan xonmaan aase he? Oxomiya raij practical manuh buise. They can’t afford to be sentimental. The only people who can afford sentiments are elites like Us and Marxists ( if they still exist). Disclaimer: Absolutely my opinion, I represent only myself.
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@DealzAmazin @KartikeyaTanna Yes, we can and should debate operational issues. What is detestable is the glee at the failure. These people think India deserves to be humiliated because it dare ran an intelligence op in the West. You can expect this sentiment from adversaries.
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AmazinDealz@DealzAmazin·
@KartikeyaTanna There is no issue with the bravehearts on the ground who embrace danger for the sake of the Nation,but certainly there is a serious lapse on the part of the planners who failed to create a robust foolproof system for these bravehearts.We must always ensure plausible deniability.
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Kartikeya Tanna@KartikeyaTanna·
Nikhil Gupta may or may not be kosher. He may or may not have been acting at the behest of R&AW. For all we know, this may have been a rogue operation by one officer. However, the reactions of some dragging in the movie Dhurandhar and mocking with utter glee the effort of unknown men who put their lives at major risk to destroy those destroying us speaks a lot about how much they hate India. They deserve public shaming every single time they step out of their home.
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@iamshackelford AI will even confidently make up links or invent plausible looking stats. Go clicking on the link and you either get 404 or the data doesn't actually exist on the page.
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Nick Shackelford 🦾
Nick Shackelford 🦾@iamshackelford·
99.9% of you using AI in your daily number crunching are probably so fucked with fake data.
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Bhaskar Sarma🗿@bhas·
@GorwayGlobal There is no mathematical inevitability to economic growth. Argentina went from #2 or #3 in the 1930s to a basket case. South Africa saw a massive downgrade over 30 years. West Bengal was an industrial powerhouse and one of the richest states in India. The default is degrowth.
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JayEnAar
JayEnAar@GorwayGlobal·
Gita Gopinath schooled Kalli Purie and Ashwini Vaishnaw in something they know but cannot admit to knowing. The lie that has to be sustained is this: That India will by sheer mathematical inevitability grow to be the world's 3rd largest economy. That is not the challenge.
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Bhaskar Sarma🗿@bhas·
@ZZoariah Time for us to rise to the occasion and grab the opportunities with both hands. Our culture is still risk averse. We still line up for government jobs and sakori. The new economy will open up careers that didn't exist 5 years ago. If we don't take this chance, others will.
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Zeba Zoariah
Zeba Zoariah@ZZoariah·
I’m from the Northeast, so I remember how the story used to be told. In the 90s and 2000s, when Delhi spoke about us, it was insurgency charts, AFSPA briefings and “sensitive border states.” Investors were advised caution. The region existed in files.. Contrast that with how global capital actually moves. Microsoft didn’t come to India by accident. In 1998, Chandrababu Naidu sat with Bill Gates and pitched Hyderabad as a place that could execute uninterrupted power, land, policy clarity, speed. That single meeting didn’t just bring Microsoft; it created Cyberabad and changed Andhra Pradesh’s trajectory. Fast forward to Davos. You again see Chandrababu Naidu, this time discussing health systems, AI, and digital public infrastructure. He met Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian and discussed the development of the Google AI Data Centre in Visakhapatnam. Same logic, different decade: credibility first, capital follows. Now look at Dr Himanta Biswa Sarma walking Davos with Assam. This is not symbolic tourism. Assam is there for the first time as a serious state delegation, pushing concrete MoUs energy, infrastructure, manufacturing. This comes after years of groundwork: insurgency numbers collapsing, bridges like Bogibeel and Dhola–Sadiya stitching geography, highways replacing isolation, governance replacing drift. That’s the real shift. The Northeast is no longer being pitched as a frontier that needs patience. It’s being presented as a corridor that can deliver.. India’s eastern gateway, not its forgotten edge. Taking the leap! For decades, we waited to be “included.” Now, for the first time, we’re entering rooms because we’re ready. That’s how regions change their fate. Not with slogans n fake promises but with state capacity and timing. And Davos is where that change becomes visible. @himantabiswa 🙏
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@ranjona Oh, you mean like this ICS officer who assigned expertise to himself and wrote one of the definitive tomes on the history of Assam?
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@MumukshuSavitri @itiha29 This was written by an ICS officer with no training in history and is considered one of the seminal works on the history of Assam. So much for PhD degrees
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Itiha
Itiha@itiha29·
Something I've been noticing it. I know some friends who have post-doctoral, PhDs from top ivy league universities, some even launch rockets into lower Earth orbit. But they never brag about their degrees nor include "Dr" before their name. It's just a big red flag for people who flaunt their degrees. @MumukshuSavitri @TVMohandasPai
Dr. Ruchika Sharma@tishasaroyan

@TVMohandasPai @MumukshuSavitri Please cry more, Mr Pai. Among the 3 of us I am the only one with multiple degrees in history and a real face.

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Ajay
Ajay@101_pandey4808·
@bhas sbse lovdu insaan ye banda hai jo bc itni ghatiya company run kr rha hai asshole ko smjta ni ki emi ye thodi bhrega 5month se ruka ke rkha chutiya ko smjta hi nahi kitna b tweet kro kuch v kro gawar
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Ajay@101_pandey4808·
@bhas @OlaElectric i always get such msgs from past 5months we never intend to keep u waiting thn assholes just solve my problem kindly allow us time 5months me tou kya kuch ni ho jata bt in bkl se ek kaam na hoye we are deeply upset to hear are bsdk ye tera har bar ka rr hai
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Sirish🚩🇮🇳@sirish1249·
P.V. Kane’s monumental “History of Dharmaśāstra” (5 vols, 1930-1962) – encyclopedia of ancient & medieval Hindu law & traditions – is freely available on Internet Archive! 📚
Priestlyclass Strongman@priestlyclass

>be P.V. Kane >Konkani Chitpavan Brahman born in 1880 in a small village, Maharashtra >father is a taluka pleader but deeply rooted in tradition >from age 5, homeschooled by father, memorize entire Amarakosha by 11, hundreds of shlokas from Vedas, & epics >top the matriculation exam >move to Bombay, B.A. from Wilson College in 1901 with Bhau Daji Prize for Sanskrit >start teaching at Govt High School Ratnagiri >no money, struggle to settle, briefly teach in schools >study law on the side, LL.B, enroll as advocate in Bombay High Court 1911 >watches British judges + missionaries cherry-pick smritis to dunk on Hindu society >decide to specialize in Hindu law >all judges started consult him >"What does Kane say?" becomes common in courts dealing with Dharmashastra cases >meanwhile passion for Sanskrit never dies >1920s start editing Vyavaharamayukha, plan short intro on history of Dharmashastra >intro turns into obsession >spend decades in libraries - Bhandarkar Oriental Research Institute, Asiatic Society Bombay >handwrite every word himself, no typing >Volume 1 drops in 1930, blows minds >dropped volume after volume >total approx. 6500 pages, 5 volumes (8 parts), encyclopedia of ancient & medieval Hindu law, customs, samskaras, vyavahara, everything >single-handedly revive & systematize entire Dharmashastra tradition >prove to Western critics that Hindu law is sophisticated, evolving & not static >become Professor of Sanskrit, then Law at Govt Law College >Vice-Chancellor Bombay University 1947-49 >nominated to Rajya Sabha twice, influence Hindu Code Bills to retain dharmic essence >Sahitya Akademi Award 1956 for Vol IV >title "Mahamahopadhyaya"- greatest of great teachers 1963 >President Radhakrishnan awards Bharat Ratna for pure scholarship in Sanskrit/Indology >continue research till end, suffer health issues but no regrets >die 1972 at 91, knowing Hindu civilization's intellectual heritage secured through my work >absolute legend, scholars still cite Kane everywhere

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Bhaskar Sarma🗿@bhas·
@Chhabiy @pitdesi "The project is designed by Mumbai-based architecture studio NUDES, led by architect Nuru Karim, under the thematic concept of “Bamboo Orchids.” Drawing inspiration from Assam’s biodiversity, over 600 native orchid species, and its deep bamboo heritage.." It's desi design
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Chhabi 🇮🇳@Chhabiy·
@pitdesi Sadly, all are designed by international architectural firms! Our desi firms can't think beyond adding a chhatri or mandir shikhar on top of railway stations
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@patrickc Maybe a return to ownership of your own software, car and bed vs subscribing for every feature and knob is what's required?
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Patrick Collison
Patrick Collison@patrickc·
Two conversations this weekend make me think that there's a vibe shift afoot in Silicon Valley around what one should work on and what is worthwhile. Culturally, it feels like the moment is ripe for new frameworks: • Davos expert morality is stale and discredited. • It's also apparent that the "just be super based" Counter-Enlightenment is not really an answer. (Yes, woke went too far, but simply inverting it doesn't work.) • EA is no longer the automatic default for smart people. • There's increasing skepticism of slot and slop machine dynamics. Overall, "what is worthy and valuable?" feels like it's becoming more central.
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@awxjack I'm pretty plugged in and I've never heard of Airwallex until this thread. Tells you how many massive companies exist under the radar
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Jack Zhang
Jack Zhang@awxjack·
Stripe offered to acquire us for $1.2 billion when we had $2M in revenue. Today, we've raised $330M at an $8B valuation and reached $1B ARR. We could've died three times during this journey. This is the story I've never told anyone before:
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