Bob.
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Bob.
@bob_number2
I get on Twitter to talk to myself and then I log off.
Corpus Christi, TX Beigetreten Mayıs 2011
295 Folgt54 Follower

@Call_Me_Blanco @Ballislife @getnickwright @WhatsWrightShow I didn’t make an excuse lol I was just highlighting how it was a coin flip at the end of these games and the Knicks were better closers. Congrats on the title it was a great series!
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@bob_number2 @Ballislife @getnickwright @WhatsWrightShow Man stop the excuses. What happened to whatever team comes out the east is getting swept? Now all of a sudden “wemby is young and inexperienced” Nobody was saying that when they were beating the defending champs. They lost bro straight up. No excuses.
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"Shai got eaten alive by this same Spurs defense that Brunson then ate alive. And Brunson was best in the biggest moments and Victor was his worst in the biggest moments. Right now, Wemby is not better than Brunson"
@getnickwright | @WhatsWrightShow
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@Ballislife @getnickwright @WhatsWrightShow Ok fine. Ask all the smartest GMs who they’re starting a team with next year lol
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@Moofert @ladycolaxo @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne Considering this pic from was a long time ago, probably alot more now😂
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@bob_number2 @ladycolaxo @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne How many chins are being hidden under that shitty beard?
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Jalen Brunson’s mom, Sandra, missed her connecting flight, had to fly commercial, and drove 1.5 hours from Austin to San Antonio just to make it to Game 5 on time.
She refused to take the team’s private charter so she could attend a charity event for kids in Harlem.
A mother’s dedication.
(Via @ramonashelburne)

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@ladycolaxo @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne You’re literally named after a shitty liquor we had in high school lol
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@bob_number2 @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne No blue check. Less than 100 followers. A real loser that nobody listens to
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@calebjsaenz VERY much prisoner of the moment. They had a good run and got hot at exactly the right time, congrats. But let’s not start crowning him the best player in the league. Does anyone have them as East favorites or even rank them over the Celtics to start the year?
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@IngramSZN_ @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne Yeah bro, maybe I need to pick a medicore nba player and shitpost about him all day. When the fuck is Ingram Season? Does Grady Dick have a page yet?
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@yurwrongb @bob_number2 @1lasheem @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne Isn’t humor supposed to be subjective 😭
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Some people really loved their mom and have no sense of humor.
Me:
When I was a kid my mom liked to get a good fistful of my hair before hitting me in the face so I couldn't duck.
Then she stole money from an account in my name and lied about it for years. Admitted it only when she was about to lose even more money.
She dated a married man with kids who lived on our block, we had to change his name so his kids wouldn't hear my sister and I talking about him in the street.
He stayed at our apt more than his own. Mom said they weren't sleeping together because his junk was blown off in the war.
Like that's less awkward for a nine-year-old kid to imagine, his neutered Barbie body banging my mom.
When given a chance to apologize, she doubled down. "No regrets. You were a rotten kid."
Dad:
My mother died when I was seven...then I met your mom.
Me: Could have been worse.
Dad:
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What I'm trying to say is maybe being a Knicks fan ruins everyone's sense of humor except @sammorril
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@trouble_scott @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne Thank you for the thoughts and prayers Scott. We could all use a little more living, laughing, and loving.
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@bob_number2 @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne People only behave like this when their lives absolutely sucks. Sorry about the dead end job.
Also sorry that she cheated on you
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@PrivateSoulja @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne 😂it’s not that serious lol but ok fine whatever you say Soulja lol
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@bob_number2 @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne I hope you lose your parents I really do or I hope something bad happens to you, you fucking piece of shit you deserve to be rotting in hell
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@bob_number2 @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne Luckily you're Mom was able to watch the game with me..... whenever she raised her head up, of course. 🤣
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@bob_number2 @TheNBABase @ramonashelburne Karma has a way to find its way back to the ones most deserving, good or bad. I hope u are able to handle what the universe has instore.
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@N1JIN @WallStreetApes Yup commercial buildings don’t use Home Depot shit
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@WallStreetApes those are assa abloy locks - price tag closer to 800 bucks per lock plus installation
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Someone poured super glue into 200 locks at Patrick Henry High School in San Diego, California
They’re saying the cost to replace these locks is $70,000
Suspect was caught on security camera and is described as a male wearing a hooded sweatshirt, face covered with baggy pants and sneakers
San Diego County Crime Stoppers is offering a reward of up to $1,000 for information leading to an arrest
$70,000 is an insane cost to replace $200 locks on doors… They’re saying it’s going to cost $150 an hour for labor to replace the doors and locks…..
Only in American government is this insanity possible
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