Alan David

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Alan David

@comicaldavid

- not a real loiya

Katılım Nisan 2009

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Alan David@comicaldavid·4h

Sharia law is just like socialism. Racketeers like Sarah use it to pretend there's something worse, so you should let her people rob, kidnap, and murder some of you if you resist. Arkansas law will cage you for possessing a plant if you don't paid them for a permission license. Same for "free" Florida. The states that don't just rob you twice as much off the top... Racketeers all the way down.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders@SarahHuckabee·1d

In our state, you cannot replace Arkansas law with Sharia law. We will not allow it. Period.

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Alan David@comicaldavid·4h

@RazorFist At least you admit it.

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RazörFist@RazorFist·1d

Illegal aliens shit in the fields while picking the lettuce instead of going to el baño, pass their turd-world butt bacteria on to you. ...just thought I'd cut out months of meandering, pointless investigation and skip to the end of the story for you all.

Defiant L’s@DefiantLs

Federal health officials: Taylor Farms is the likely source of the nationwide cyclosporiasis outbreak

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Alan David@comicaldavid·9h

$39T in debt just from changing road signs in every state every six years.

Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7

That‘s a wrap from Tennessee. We had the most amazing few days here. We would‘ve loved to stay longer, visit Memphis or the IndyCar race in Nashville tomorrow. But that‘s just gives us a reason to come back again for a visit, maybe next year already for the CMA fest which many told us about. Now it’s time to explore Kentucky!

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Alan David@comicaldavid·9h

@PollTracker2024 Nixonmaxxing means devaluing the national currency even more than Nixon after complaining about Democrats.

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Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024·1d

WSJ: Young Conservatives Have an Unlikely New Icon: Richard Nixon “Nixonmaxxing” swag and TikTok videos have helped trigger a rethinking of the former president’s legacy among some conservatives wsj.com/politics/richa…

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Alan David@comicaldavid·9h

Marketing means having a thousand accounts so after they block your annoying business you can still bombard them with 999 ads from randos.

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Alan David@comicaldavid·10h

That was then and this is now but I'm still me so let's get real...

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Alan David@comicaldavid·10h

@DriveBikeWalk @topoproc Jim Jones was a climate hero.

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DriveBikeWalk@DriveBikeWalk·29 Haz

@topoproc "Fueling walking and cycling: human powered locomotion is associated with non-negligible greenhouse gas emissions" Anja Mizdrak, et. al., 2020 nature.com/articles/s4159…

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Otho@topoproc·29 Haz

When I was in grad school I calculated the cost of fuel (food) and CO2 emission from commuting by bike vs. a car. The bike was more expensive and produced more CO2. I concluded this is because cars are more efficient, since they're designed for a specific task (human bodies are generalized machines). I strongly suspect the same is true of walking.

Anas Alhajji@anasalhajji

Many people don’t realize that walking is literally a substitute for a car ride — which means it’s also a substitute for gasoline.

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Cap’n Bananabeard, PhD🍌@LoneOakRepublic·17h

@PanarchyJay @FoAnimated I'm guessing 90% of American socialists don't know they are.

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Alan David@comicaldavid·11h

@CeciliaGlennon @MarcusDAurelius What would an angel say, the devil wants to know...

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Alan David@comicaldavid·12h

@CeciliaGlennon @MarcusDAurelius Love that song. Back on my playlist.

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Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne@MarcusDAurelius·23h

Looks like rehab is going well for her. I have no idea if she's actually in rehab, but that's what it looks like.

CONSEQUENCE@consequence

Fiona Apple has released a new series of publicity photos.

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Alan David@comicaldavid·11h

This makes perfect sense and I'm taking it as a net positive. Free market economy is desirable, but it's obvious we don't have it and it's not conflated with the current system. It's what Hillary said was tried and failed but not even young Democrats believe her. But capitalism...everyone thinks the current state of regulated business screwing the startup economy IS capitalism. The theft. The regulation favoring big corporations. The "money buying politicians" without asking why they need to bribe politicians more than pleasing consumers. That's their definition of capitalism since everyone says we have that and it's better than socialism, even with Mr Moneybags getting rich by favors from government. Socialism? Communism? Once you reject capitalism it's simple. Anything else must be better. But...the enemy of your enemy requires you to properly identify the enemy. The enemy is not capitalism, but the kids don't know that.

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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque·1d

Young democrats being +22 on “Free market economy” and -31 on “Capitalism” is both funny and bleak

Avery James@averyfjames

People like free markets significantly more than capitalism. echeloninsights.substack.com/p/friday-findi…

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Alan David@comicaldavid·12h

@LibertyLockPod This is the entire government model: Protection racketeers lying about protecting you from someone Just Like Them.

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Clint Russell@LibertyLockPod·1d

Breaking news: man owned by Israel warns of foreign election meddling.

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Alan David@comicaldavid·13h

Went for a walk, tapped the earbud I wasn't wearing earlier during surprise to play expecting my Spotify playlist... And got the Apple Music again I never asked for...and this time screenshot before killing it. It will happen again since there's no source and I had Show Apple Music OFF and it says "Join Apple Music" suggesting clearly I'm not active there. Strongly suspect @AppleMusic is promoting their product intrusively. Much worse than sticking an unsolicited U2 release on your phone.

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Alan David@comicaldavid·16h

Just had another instance of something that happens every few weeks. Phone is locked, in pocket. Don't touch it. Suddenly while locked, an app I don't recognize, not Spotify, starts blasting music "NAYNA with CLUB LIVE!" and house music I'd never play, and "CLUB LIVE" on lock screen with a curved-edge square, no other UI. Not clear if that's a song or app name. But the sudden appearance of it (and having it happen in a room full of people) is maddening. Anyone have this happen to them on iPhone?

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Alan David@comicaldavid·1d

They went from global warming to climate change and too much water rising to not enough water... And instead of "it's nuanced" I see "it's crap" You can talk about it all you want. The minute you suggest force to pretend to solve it is when the threat of violence becomes self-defense. So my advice is to say climate change exists, and we should do nothing.

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Chris Gloninger, CCM, CBM@ChrisGloninger·1d

The fires giving you this smoke are burning in northwestern Ontario and northern Minnesota - - roadless boreal forest, lightning-ignited. There's no policy that unlights lightning. There is a reason those fuels were dry enough to carry it. Climate change is drying them out faster than they used to dry.

Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain

YESSS! Thank you President Trump!!! Our children can’t go outside and we’re all ensconced in lethal levels of smoke because of Canada’s failed policies.

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Alan David@comicaldavid·1d

I know people affected further north. But this is crazy far south.

Switchfoot@switchfoot

West Virginia, our show tonight at The Ruby Amphitheater has been canceled by the city due to health concerns (with the smoke from the Canadian wildfires). stay safe y’all🖤🐦‍⬛🖤

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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·1d

*Customer Service in 2026* "Hi can I help you?" Yes. "Sorry I didn't understand that request. Would you like to speak with an agent." Yes. "There are none available. Please fill out this survey letting us know how we did."

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Alan David@comicaldavid·1d

@BuiceElaine @JeffreyBSimon @Milajoy Liberal deceit + Conservative deceit ----------------------- People who defend murderous kidnappy thieves because their team are the good ones.

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