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Alan David

@comicaldavid

- not a real loiya

Katılım Nisan 2009
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0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️
0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️@BabyD1111229·
You watched "The Hunger Games" and sided with the resistance. You watched "Star Wars" and sided with the resistance. You watched "The Matrix" and sided with the resistance. You watched "Divergent" and sided with the resistance. You watched "V for Vendetta" and sided with the resistance. When it's fiction you understand. Yet you refuse to see it when it's the reality you're living in. #truth
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
Same protocol handle as Newsom. Same WWE trash-challenge mano-a-mano macho posturing as Trump. And Newsom. I'd say the Democrats are taking a page from Trump, but we all know both of them are taking their pages from the scriptwriters. The real rulers Carlin warned us about.
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
Make America Great Again was always the same thing as national security. The nation means the rulers and their friends. The rest of us are not part of that equation, except for what lie to tell us.
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
where are my pearls that I might clutch them!? it's so funny watching people either pretend not to know it's a gang of murderous kidnapping thieves with an elected godfather serving in the shadow of JFK, or truly not grasp the scientifically proven outcomes of history. this is no defense of anyone but the victims of that never-resting racketeering enterprise.
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Mike Levin
Mike Levin@MikeLevin·
This is textbook corruption. Corey Lewandowski allegedly ran a pay-to-play racket from inside the DHS. Federal law is explicit: demanding personal payment in exchange for government action is a crime, full stop. The FBI and DOJ need to open a criminal investigation NOW. Every contract touched by Lewandowski needs to be audited and every consultant fee traced. Every company needs to be interviewed. Lewandowski must be held FULLY accountable. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/d…
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
@Rep_Stansbury This is pretty funny. Next I'm gonna tell God to get Her act together.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury
Rep. Melanie Stansbury@Rep_Stansbury·
We are putting DOJ on notice. If you do not comply with the law, we will hold you in contempt. Period.
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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
@sarithaforny You can put lipstick on a turd and reform it any shape but it remains a turd and no one who leaves is going back. Our ships have sailed and while every state has them, your thieves won't get a second chance to make us captives as Hochul so bluntly put it.
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Saritha Komatireddy
Saritha Komatireddy@sarithaforny·
Over one million New Yorkers have left in the last five years. That didn’t happen by accident. When crime rises and quality of life declines, people leave. Asking them to come back isn’t enough. We need to restore law and order, get people the help they need, and hold bad actors accountable. That’s how you rebuild New York. nypost.com/2026/03/18/us-…
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
@hernandezforny Not one politician will say "it's organized crime and they'll suicide anyone who confesses" For real.
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Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez@hernandezforny·
This should outrage every New Yorker. New York’s Medicaid program is a $124 billion system covering 1 in 3 residents, yet spending is 77% higher than the national average. Personal care spending alone has surged 178% to $12.8 billion, with costs reaching about $4,500 per resident and $12,500 per enrollee, far above the rest of the country. And now the system is under federal fraud investigation. Where is Comptroller @TomDiNapoli? Nowhere. A $100 plus billion program with exploding costs, rampant abuse, and no oversight is not compassion, it is a complete failure of leadership.
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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
not having to smell stale urine and thirty strangers farts: priceless
Alan Fisher@alanthefisher

@poiThePoi my transit fare is $2.90 today and will be $2.90 tomorrow. much easier to live with that

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Alan David@comicaldavid·
@Dividend_Dollar Because it would involve analysis of the government's role at a time when they need kids believing it's Santa Claus worth dying to protect. Not a protection racket eager to recruit them to die in whatever unjustified invasion the MIC dreams up next.
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Mark Roussin, CPA 📈💰💵
Mark Roussin, CPA 📈💰💵@Dividend_Dollar·
Why a basic Personal Finance and Investing class is not taught in High School is beyond me
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
Nukes. It had to be nukes. Because we'd already been duped by WMDs.
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
what happens when two hyphen people get married?
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
@EricTrump You are every bit as dishonest as your fake opponents. The script they gave both sides is insulting to humanity, but that's protection racketeering for you. Enjoy the spoils in place of integrity.
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Eric Trump
Eric Trump@EricTrump·
🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
@JakeCan72 I think eating a baby is something else but ifeelya.
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Jake
Jake@JakeCan72·
Jim Breuer live tonight losing it over Rainn Wilson’s old tweets resurfacing—goes from chill to ‘TO THIS’ 🤯 ‘Believe them when they tell you who they are.’
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Alan David@comicaldavid·
@Rep_Davidson why does anyone pretend laws matter to the only people allowed to enforce them, thus rendering them immune?
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Rep. Warren Davidson
Rep. Warren Davidson@Rep_Davidson·
ICYMI: Carpenter v. United States requires a warrant for Americans’ location data. The government shouldn’t be able to just swipe a credit card and bypass the Fourth Amendment.
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Rep. Warren Davidson
Rep. Warren Davidson@Rep_Davidson·
The FBI just acknowledged that the federal government buys Americans' location data in its testimony to the Senate Select Subcommittee on Intelligence. This is a clear violation of the Fourth Amendment and is why I introduced the Government Surveillance Reform Act - to close the data broker loophole that allows intelligence agencies to buy Americans' private data.
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Mayor Matt Mahan
Mayor Matt Mahan@MattMahanSJ·
The budget is up 75%, and nothing is 75% better. At Tuesday night’s debate — which I hope every single candidate will be at — I look forward to making the case, face-to-face, for a simple idea: If it’s not working, stop funding it. Fix it.
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