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Alan David

@comicaldavid

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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
@AlexTran677026 Little known: Jesus appears for barely ten minutes in The Godfather trilogy.
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Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬
Val Kilmer initially had no desire to join Top Gun (1986), but contractual obligations pulled him in. Director Tony Scott reassured him with the promise, “Wait till you see the jets.” Despite appearing for barely ten minutes, Kilmer turned the role into something unforgettable. He later reflected on the experience, calling it “a blast and an education.
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Diane Nichols
Diane Nichols@DNicholsAuthor·
Hey, fellow writers... How many of you use a pen name and why did you decide to do that? #WritingCommunity
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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
I started pretty late. Being soft at twenty, ruptured discs in mid-twenties and just starting to hit the gym in your thirties makes running the NYC marathon at 43 without stopping except for a coupla one-hits off the course near a project building entrance and finishing strong my physical prime. Potential be damned. Not buying immortality.
GuruAnaerobic@GuruAnaerobic

No one can be in their peak physical prime at 43, because that boat has sailed. But you can be in prime shape *for your age* at any age. Masters athletes prove that the deterioration in physical ability isn't as much as people believe - plus you can improve in areas you didn't work on when you were younger. The older you is a new you, not a degraded version of you. I also think one needs other important areas in life so fitness isn't the only thing.

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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
Projects are for people who feel the need to fill a void. Bad habit that, getting hooked on achievement. Pretty soon you're chasing the next fix. When my time comes I'm not going to say "wish I'd goofed off more". My book "Procrastination for Business and Personal Satisfaction" is not on sale for all the right reasons.
Scotch@scotchscotchzz

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path. This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers. If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
Seeing all these people reject the framing is the best argument against racism. They see the important nuance you want from a work partner. But the all things equal framing is deliberate as it's the only way to position their desired outcome: choosing the black person based on race for racial balance. And very quickly that alleged merit equality is blurred.
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YIMBY Patriot🇻🇦🇺🇸🏙️🌲🦞🫐
@zagrebbi Obviously they're dumb for not granting the hypothetical but I do find this question to be pretty weird. If all else IS equal besides their race and you can only hire one, how *should* you actually go about doing that?
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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
I find the arc where Luke becomes Darth more relatable.
Kevin Lamb@KevinLamb74

@99_opinions "If you want good vs bad, go watch Tom & Jerry." Nah I think I'll just stick with George Lucas' Star Wars but thanks! 👍

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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
CUNY -> Goldman Sachs (in tech so don't blame me) It was barely $3K/yr all in w/books in the early '90s. Some professors asked me to stop coming to class so they could focus on less equipped students. One graced me the final (I was sweating having been graced the semester) as well. Since then I've come to terms with the moral breach accepting what amounts to kidnappy thief subsidies allowing the cost to remain that low. And the realization (after I left four years later) that Goldman wasn't just adept at trading. They put the crap in crony capitalism. Still on my resume.
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Kevin Baum
Kevin Baum@kevinbaum013·
Here's your periodic reminder that the CUNY system has propelled almost six times as many low-income students into the middle class and beyond as all eight Ivy League campuses, plus Duke, M.I.T., Stanford and Chicago, combined. nytimes.com/2017/01/18/opi…
Ihtesham Ali@ihtesham2005

A four-year degree at the University of Chicago costs $386,000. They just made it free for almost every family in America. Starting Fall 2027, any household earning under $250,000 a year pays zero tuition. Under $125,000, the school also covers the dorm, the meal plan, and every fee. The most expensive university in the Midwest just became one of the cheapest options in the country for almost anyone who can get in. To understand how absurd this is, look at what you used to have to pay. UChicago undergraduate tuition for 2025 to 2026 is $73,266. Full cost of attendance with room, board, fees, books, and living expenses is roughly $93,000 a year. Across four years, the full price tag runs close to $386,000. That is the cost of a house in most American states. For a single college degree. The school had a previous free tuition threshold sitting at $125,000 of household income. They just doubled it overnight. The first thing nobody is saying out loud is what the $250,000 number actually means. The median household income in the United States is roughly $80,000. Households earning $250,000 sit in the top 5% of the entire country. UChicago is now telling 95% of American families that the sticker price does not apply to them. The most selective private university in the Midwest, the school that produced more Nobel laureates per capita than almost any institution on Earth, just stopped charging tuition to almost everyone who could realistically get in. The second thing nobody is saying is what happens to the families just under $125,000. They are not getting a discount. They are getting a fully paid four-year residential education at one of the top ten universities in the world. Tuition, dorm, meal plan, fees, all of it. Zero. A family making $120,000 a year is sending their kid to a school whose advertised cost is $93,000 a year and writing checks for nothing. The third thing is the part that should be making every other elite university nervous. UChicago is not the first to do this. MIT moved to $200,000 last year. Harvard moved to $200,000. Stanford moved to $150,000 with free room and board under $100,000. Princeton has had a version of this for years. Penn just announced a similar policy. The number is climbing every cycle and the trigger for each new announcement is the previous announcement. Every school watching this is now under pressure to match or get embarrassed in the next admissions cycle. UChicago just set the new ceiling at $250,000. Somebody is going to push it to $300,000 within twelve months. The reason the ceiling keeps moving is not generosity. It is competition for the same 3,000 students. The top 20 universities in America are fighting for the same applicant pool every year. When MIT made tuition free under $200,000, every kid in that bracket who got into both MIT and a school still charging full price stopped weighing the decision. The free school wins. The sticker price has stopped being a price for the people the universities want most. It has become a posted number that only the rich actually pay, and the rich do not need a discount to attend. The endowments are what make this possible. UChicago is sitting on $10.4 billion. Harvard is at $53 billion. MIT is at $25 billion. Stanford is at $36 billion. These are not schools running on tuition revenue. They are hedge funds with classrooms attached, and the tuition line on their balance sheet is a rounding error compared to investment returns and donor giving. Free tuition under $250,000 costs them almost nothing relative to what they earn each year on the endowment alone. The cruel reality is that the schools that can afford to make this announcement are exactly the schools that did not need to. The state university charging $30,000 a year cannot copy this. The small private liberal arts college running on a $400 million endowment cannot copy this. The cost of college in America is not going down. It is bifurcating. The top of the pyramid is now functionally free for almost everyone who gets admitted. Everything below it is getting more expensive every year. The student loan debt in America just crossed $1.8 trillion. The average graduate owes around $37,000. Forty-three million Americans are carrying education debt right now. And the schools that produce the smallest percentage of that debt are the ones that just made themselves free. There is a generation of kids growing up right now whose parents earn $200,000 a year and quietly assumed UChicago, Harvard, MIT, and Stanford were out of reach. They were wrong. The schools they thought they could not afford are the only ones they actually can. The hardest part of attending the University of Chicago in 2027 is no longer paying for it. It is getting in.

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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
@theramblingfool @Empty_America Many have been beaten to death with bare hands and feet. The need to throw fists is both dishonorable and dangerous, so maybe Bucky Fistfighter's relatives and others should learn a hard lesson.
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Russell
Russell@theramblingfool·
@Empty_America The need to use a gun against an assailant throwing fists is major beta energy. It's dishonorable. And it undermines the entire enterprise of interpersonal dispute resolution. Just begs for Big Brother to come in and "clean it up."
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VB Knives@Empty_America·
Many don't understand that shooting another man for punching you has ALWAYS been very dicey legally, and if anything the old cases are more against it. You probably get away with it in a best case scenario, like where you were randomly/unexpectedly attacked by a huge assailant on your way to work. But it's always marginal at best, anything where you were beefing with someone, provoking, you are cruising for manslaughter or attempted murder charges. It's sort of a "gun culture myth" that there is some ancient legal right to use deadly force in response to any type of physical contact.
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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
When you fight with someone, it is always a life or death situation even if most of the time both parties survive. If someone unarmed was physically attacking me even if they haven't landed a blow I have no moral conflict in taking their life as I have no guarantee they'll stop at tickling me or knocking me down. No one knows that in advance, so they have every reason to use deadly force in defense. I don't own a gun. Might have to improvise.
akhivae@akhivae

The past was more tolerant of fighting in general. Now, the only men who get into fights belong to the bottom 10% of the socio-economic pyramid. The remaining 90% find it so alien that they perceive it as a life or death situation. That's why people in the past viewed shooting at a fist fight to be overkill.

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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
@JimmyTraina Printing more dollars makes each dollar buy less. If that doesn't explain it...we're doing great!
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Jimmy Traina
Jimmy Traina@JimmyTraina·
Just paid $13 for one regular pretzel and a small lemonade at Auntie Anne’s. What are we doing? But, like, seriously. What are we doing?
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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
@dionnewarwick That's funny and sad guessing there was no trusted friend off-camera on hand. Yet the purse serves the narrative of walking on the street so artistic win along with your musical gift.
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Alan David
Alan David@comicaldavid·
@JoePontillo Why is Truman paying in the store? Ed Harris: to make it feel timeless I just like to complain.
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Joe Pontillo
Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
"They're running late. Have someone on line in front of them at the gas station buy twenty lotto tickets."
Joe Pontillo tweet media
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