Spaceballs The Toilet Paper™

@mattvanswol Interestingly enough, that is not a photo.

Not a single person in this photo is named: “Wajahat Ali”

Someone can certainly *make* a billion dollars. That’s not the same thing as earning. Growing fast and disrupting markets also often means chasing and wielding market power, political influence, and scale. Take Airbnb. They heavily lobby politicians against passing housing laws to protect working class residents because it’s bad for their business model. Airbnb could not exist at its current scale and size without the housing market destabilizations, displacements, and exploits that are supercharging the evictions of working people everywhere from Puerto Rico to Jackson Hole. Now young people are planning for a future where they will never be able to afford to own a home while others have 20 and live off renting it out to them at extortionate rates with zero protections. Yes, a tiny amount of people can make billions of dollars doing that. And millions of everyday Americans are bearing the cost.

INTEL BOMBSHELL: Ex-counterterrorism chief says US spy agencies agreed Iran wasn't building a nuke before war started foxnews.com/politics/us-in…

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

@jjabbott @mehdirhasan Maybe Biden should have had ICE shoot people in the face, launched some wars, and wrecked the economy to hide his aging.

You gotta hand it to the national political press that they melted down over every sign of Biden aging but have completely ignored this Presidential health cover-up

Total Jobs Created by Party (1989-2026): Democratic Presidents 50,600,000 Republican Presidents 1,469,000 The biggest scam the GOP has ever pulled off is convincing people that Republicans are good for the economy.

@g_kowzan @Logically_JC That is the insurrection act you bozo, please read it.

John is once again misleading everyone. The President has the authority to place law enforcement at polls when illegal activity is occurring or reasonable suspicion. Article 10 U.S.C. 331-334. John is once again proven to be a liar. Hey John!! It’s illegal for non citizens to vote. Fucking idiot

Uhm, maybe because it’s illegal? Federal statute 18 U.S.C. § 592 prohibits deploying “troops or armed men” to locations where elections are held, to prevent interference or intimidation. You’d think an acting Attorney General would know this.

@myStankFace @Logically_JC Do you really need this explained to you?

@Logically_JC how would ICE “prevent or interfere or intimidate AMERICANS from voting? lmao

@1st_12151791 @Logically_JC Both can be true without having either at a polling place.

@Logically_JC It’s also illegal to have non-citizens voting. 🤔

@Logically_JC You get a bunch of mush brained dipshits to elect you President.

Can someone explain to me how you reduce the price of something by 600%?

@catturd2 What's it's like to have no morals and provide absolutely no value to human society?

The climate hoax, the COVID hoax, and now the Hantavirus hoax. It’s all the exact same people pushing them. It’s all a lie.

@MeghanMcCain Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

I can’t go through this again.

@MattWalshBlog Yeah totally it was the public health officials, not the anti deep state, everything is a hoax, Trump told me to drink bleach, masks take away my human dignity, MAGA weirdos, that destroyed trust in the system.

I don’t think this hantavirus thing is anything to worry about. The pandemic risk is extremely low. But the problem is that our “public health authorities” permanently destroyed their credibility with covid, so if there ever is an apocalyptic pandemic nobody will believe them.

Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise.

@TheMaineWonk From the look of him my guess it’s the Hot Pockets that will take him down.

Kyle Mantits hospitalized from a Brown Spider Bite is just too on the nose.

@BlueGeorgia @MaxFlugrath Buh bye.

From October 2021: "Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco has confirmed that in 2014, as a lieutenant, he was a dues-paying member of the Oath Keepers. The acknowledgment comes following a hack of that organization's website."

@ArtCandee Looks like he was also bitten by too many trips to Taco Bell.

Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider. Karma.

@rittenhouse2a Looks like double fisting hot pockets might get you instead.

The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out.

@BulwarkOnline This man is a walking ad for the midterms.

Kevin Hassett: "The consumer is really, really firing on all cylinders…Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."

@ArtCandee Did he shoot it dead with an AR15?