Brian Phillips
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What's the fastest time to 1M followers? @realDonaldTrump will hit 1M in under an hour.
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@EricStromer it’s your fault that I’m legitimately excited for season 3. tell me that you’re watching: tlc.com/tv-shows/1000-…
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hey @SouthwestAir, a flight attendant on #1643 yelled that my 2 year old vandalized the plane with play-dough. really?!? are you guys poaching employees from united? #jerk

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@natetabb are you by chance doing Ironman South Africa? If yes, join our Facebook group for US athletes: goo.gl/3GMH0M
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@AIMPCoach you should get an automatic Boston spot for badassness. It's like asking Stephen Hawking to apply for a NASA internship.
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@adamcarolla I beg you. Don't watch Yoko Ono's rendition of Katy Perry's "Fireworks" facebook.com/video.php?v=10…
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Wow, Rinny is looking strong. @michaellovato, does she have enough runway? #IMKona

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@TriRig Confidis is rocking the Omega on their Dauphine TT rigs, but the photo caption needs to be corrected: bikeradar.com/gallery/articl…
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@adamcarolla, next time you're in SF, check out the beautiful paul newman & porsche photos @gumpssf store

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Amazing #IMLosCabos Kona rolldown video. @michaellovato said "always attend rolldown" youtu.be/Kepc_3-v5U0 cc: @ironmanmexico @IronmanTri

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@IronmanTri best guess when the IM Lake Tahoe Athlete Guide will be published? We're less than 3 weeks out. #axzz2dlqChY6r" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ironman.com/triathlon/even…
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@hoopswheels any updates on the @slowtwich special? interested!
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@samsungtweets, youtu.be/nf5-Prx19ZM promotes your competitor and insults your target. awful ads. how about a @psy_oppa gagnam galaxy?

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