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Brie Queso@candidqueso·5 Ağu

Calm yourselves, gents. No need to send dick pics. In my mind, I've already assigned you imaginary penis sizes based on how kind or funny you are.

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Susie Dent@susie_dent·29 Mar

Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@Cr0wvid_19 Oh for sure 👍❤️

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🤦@Cr0wvid_19·29 Mar

@candidqueso

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?

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If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@RegularGuy630 Too easy...any others? Arsenic and Old Lace The Trouble With Harry It Happened One Night

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Regular Guy630@RegularGuy630·29 Mar

@candidqueso Casablanca

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@Rich_Cranium1 @CheapSeats411 Ok...slight divergence...the anthem today was quite possibly the most beautiful rendering I have heard in person ever. @whitesox does that reservist have a recording out anywhere? Any contact info? I would straight up buy any album of his tonight.

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dick (has penis/digs chicks)@Rich_Cranium1·29 Mar

@candidqueso @CheapSeats411

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Fitz🍀@CheapSeats411·28 Mar

Happy #OpeningDay

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@MelsAlterEgo I bet he holds a grudge to this day as well.

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Melanie@MelsAlterEgo·29 Mar

@candidqueso That's a solid grudge, and retaliation.

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

My mom is still holding a grudge since the 70s at a dentist who caused her pain that she then punched straight in the dick.

Melanie@MelsAlterEgo

My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@Cr0wvid_19 💋

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🤦@Cr0wvid_19·29 Mar

@candidqueso Sleep well, m'dear.

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🤦@Cr0wvid_19·28 Ara

One down...

WHLT 22 Hattiesburg@WHLT22

Heat exhaustion killed Taylor Swift fan attending Rio concert, forensics report says trib.al/ln9hwba

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@Anythingpork

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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻@Anythingpork·29 Mar

Lauren Boebert: that's it!?! Pfft!

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Dan Levey@iamdanlevey·29 Mar

If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@Cr0wvid_19 Fair enough. Good night, J.

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🤦@Cr0wvid_19·29 Mar

@candidqueso I refuse to answer on account of the doubling of that entendre. 😂

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Melanie@MelsAlterEgo·28 Mar

My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@Cr0wvid_19 Not a fan of broccoli? 😁

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🤦@Cr0wvid_19·29 Mar

@candidqueso Oowee 😂

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@columnthirteen Or...

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@columnthirteen

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Ryley@RyleyIsReal·26 Haz

What’s a still from a movie or TV show that will completely devastate anyone who has seen it, but seem completely unremarkable to anyone who hasn’t?

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@BRNekked42 Hi there

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B. R.Nekked selflessly@BRNekked42·29 Mar

@candidqueso 👋😁

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

The entire Southside of Chicago smells 100% like processed meats and weed... Simultaneously delightful and abhorrent.

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@zerogspot @TheWienerCircle *curtseys*

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zero-g spot@zerogspot·29 Mar

@candidqueso @TheWienerCircle 😄💯👏👏👏

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

@TKComedy2013 Meh...I'm a bit of a ridiculous git but I've been persistent enough to have landed in a bed of roses in life. I hope you find it all too...or at least like 94%.

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Travis Knight@TKComedy2013·29 Mar

@candidqueso Awesome. Glad to hear that. I'm doing great. Thanks for asking and it's great to hear from you again. I hope you're doing very well for yourself. You deserve it!

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Brie Queso@candidqueso·29 Mar

*soulfully singing the wrong words to Plush for 32 years now

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Tiny Buddha@tinybuddha·28 Mar

“I read somewhere that when we don’t feel wanted, we make ourselves feel needed. And I realize now that is what I’ve been doing my entire life.” ~Unknown

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