mimi shotgun infinity*~ !🦋

too irony-poisoned for the sincere kids, too sincere for the irony-poisoned kids

@poemPilled What a crowd!

Yayy thank you

JUST IN: Another individual connected to top secret US nuclear research has vanished without a trace, Daily Mail reports. This is now the tenth person connected to top secret US nuclear research to go missing or die mysteriously.

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

The phrase “split a pizza” sounds so exciting and delicious, almost kinda blasé, playful, on a 90s/early 2000s vibe

BREAKING: OpenAI Sam Altman's home has been shot at, a few days after a Molotov cocktail was thrown, per SF Chronicle

@JeanTarrou007 @Aaron_Good_ This is baldist

@Aaron_Good_ He looks so different

This has long been one of my pet conspiracy suspicions.

There’s a lot of “alt” “creative” people out there taking horrible care of their pets

@HugoCGuerra @AmazonUK That’s so fucking evil. Just adding more and more trash to the world

A Kindle is probably one of the most low-tech devices ever made, so why is @AmazonUK discontinuing support for Kindle 1st and 2nd Generation? Why are they forcing new stuff without reason? A KINDLE IS A TEXT DEVICE! There is no need for updates. Text is text! #amazon #kindle

"You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted." "He is a sociopath. He would do anything." - Aaron Swartz on Altman, shortly before he took his own life

Wow, these creators have only one week to make SNL. And it really shows

It’s not enough for me to have 35 of my friends locations. I also need like random people I kinda know who sometimes I need to know where they are

@goodyhilton 😭😭😭😭

The algorithm has determined that I live in Chicago but I can't take it. How many conversations about hotdogs can one man have

🚨 Annie Altman Files Amended Lawsuit Alleging Sexual Abuse & Rape By Sam Altman > alleges abuse from 1997-2006 > family home in clayton, missouri > began when she was 3, he was 12 > ended when she was 12, he was an adult > forcible touching, oral sex, molestation, sodomy, rape Original claims dismissed as time-barred (expired 2008). But the Judge allowed refiling under Missouri’s Childhood Sexual Abuse statute Annie seeks jury trial + punitive damages based on Sam’s $3.3 billion net worth Sam Altman denies all allegations: > calls lawsuit “extortion” Annie’s lawyer: > she will “continue gathering evidence” Case proceeds.

To the people of the United States of America

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

@ermgrrrrr I used to name my pokemon after girls on twitter like @cilantrobot

@goodyhilton @ermgrrrrr Hiiii :D

drunk as hell when i caught my lapras last night i just know i named him something insanely stupid

Iran war may push 45 million people into acute hunger by June, WFP says

I do not care about billionaires. I care about nature and bees 🐝 I would trade every billionaire for one bee 🐝