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Couch Body Supremacist

@couchbod

trapezoidal integralist /__\ SUDmarine STICKable: https://t.co/oE3UPS99qL

Arlington, VA Beigetreten Ağustos 2023
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Couch Body Supremacist@couchbod·
Reminder there is a more positive vision of nerd/jock dichotomy
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GOWIE@DaKidGowie·
People who have been to Baltimore: “It’s a nice city! The food is great and so is the culture.” Randoms with 🇺🇸 on their profile: “Baltimore is a s**t city. Crime. Drugs. Blacks. Democrats…”
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地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸
"You've abandoned President Trump, huh?" "I had to! I can't be associated with someone so uncouth" "Look, Frasier. Personal views are one thing, but I don't want my own flesh n blood trooning out on social media!" "'Trooning out?' I can see you've taken after your Dear Leader"
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地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸@JigokuCake

"I haven't had a date in years, Niles. I'm becoming a blackpilled incel." "I'm sorry, a whatpilled what?" "The West has fallen." "I'm sure it has, Frasier." "Billions must die." "Seems a little high."

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Maarek@Maarblek·
Most internecine squabbling between Christian denominations that takes place on this site is easily explained by secular upbringing Converts love polluting the timeline with 17th century religious dispute LARP
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Jeremy A. Boyer 🎹
Jeremy A. Boyer 🎹@JABsMusic·
Will you join me in praying for the repose of the soul of Fr. Larry Huber? A great priest who I was fortunate enough to meet and play organ for Masses with. He was killed in an accident when riding his motorcycle and an SUV pulled out in front of him and he was unable to stop. Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and may perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. 🙏🏼
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iLeon🇻🇦⚛️ ☧
@CatholicOrca Didn’t have that experience, non denoms are usually overweight because they like to interpret the Bible so it doesn’t have accountability
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Zohran Mamdani: My mom made all the white actors in her movie play waiters
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Dustin Carpenter
Dustin Carpenter@Dustincc89·
I’m a SBC pastor in Utah, 95% of my area identifies as Mormon. This past fall, we decided to confess the creed during liturgy, I preached through the Nicene Creed and many memorized it as our “line in the sand” We have had more baptisms and members in that time than ever before
Malcolm Yarnell@MusingsOnChrist

Until the Nicene Creed becomes a required theological confession in Southern Baptist schools, we will continue to see: 1) theologians tampering with the Trinity to meet their social agendas; 2) the Jehovahs Witnesses and Mormons viewing Southern Baptist churches as ripe fields;

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The fact that families even need state-sponsored childcare is proof of the enshittification of America
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@9mmsmg Kind of stoked for the garage queens that will be hitting the market in the next 10-20 years
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9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
I'm sure at some point I'll reach an age where I like Corvettes, but by then I'll almost certainly be too old to safely drive.
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Chris Cappy@Cappyarmy·
Army’s new 30mm grenade gun , I hit targets accurately at over 400 meters , it can do past 500 but the shooting range wasn’t long enough . It’s crazy sending a line drive grenade at 680 fps . Kill radius 5m(15 feet) TONS MORE IN VIDEO coming soon
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Sebastian@Seb__flyte1·
Everyone talks about hicklibs, but there’s an inverse phenomenon where middle class people from suburban areas of lib states on the coast, often a couple generations removed from family members who didn’t even speak English, assimilate to redneck culture.
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Old Cavalier@CavalierStockVA·
I’m constantly amused by Northern Virginia elitism. I’d always envisioned it as a sea of mansions and luxury, when in reality it’s a sea of small tract home developments and mediocre suburban living conditions with an inflated price tag. Save a few tiny pockets, there is not a hint of fine living to be found.
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