Crowbrr

Anyone listening to a dude wearing pink with a turtleneck should get their head examined.

@TWilsonOttawa Well I certainly didn't imagine that, so I guess it's true. I guess we're going to also get unimaginable wealth generation too?

“Unimaginable speeds”

@mwenyekitty @TheBreakdownAB @grok 1. list the hospital expansion projects that are currently ongoing in both Edmonton and Calgary. 2. When Edmonton's new Stollery location is completed, explain what will happen with the old facility.

@crowbrr @TheBreakdownAB Pur a facility where it benefits the greatest number of people.

Huh. Smith is announcing $74 million for a new Cardston hospital. Someone’s banking on rural. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

@mwenyekitty @TheBreakdownAB So nobody else can have a hospital? Sounds a bit self-centered

@crowbrr @TheBreakdownAB Will this help Edmonton which was supposed to get a new hospital?

'An RBC report released Tuesday confirmed that new investment in Canada has completely collapsed during the Liberals’ tenure in power' nationalpost.com/opinion/carson…

@ViodComp @WSOnlineNews @grok Pump a bit into a clear water bottle first I guess, see if it separates. (this'll set off all sorts of safety concerns no doubt).

@WSOnlineNews @grok how do i test for water in gas? I have a very expensive car.

Edmonton gas station under fire after water-contaminated fuel damages dozens of vehicles westernstandard.news/news/edmonton-…

@TRHLofficial Now when they pop off they'll be flaming piles of shit 😂

Plunged.

@CalgaryPolice Somesingh is wrong with Canada

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@Vroomfondel1957 @Hedgeye Not for long. I'm from the future. 😂

@crowbrr @Hedgeye Alberta is still part of Canada.

🇺🇸 U.S. Oil & Gas: The U.S. sits on 46 billion barrels of proved crude oil reserves, with 60% of that locked in dense underground rock. The Permian Basin, which stretches across West Texas and southeastern New Mexico, pumps out 6.6 million barrels a day on its own, more than every OPEC country except Saudi Arabia. Zoom out, and the U.S. is the single largest oil producer on the planet at 13.6 million barrels a day, out-producing both Russia (9.1M) and Saudi Arabia (9.3M). On natural gas, it isn't close: America produced a record 43.2 trillion cubic feet in 2025, roughly a quarter of the world's supply and more than Russia and Iran combined. The U.S. sits on world-class reserves and out-produces every petrostate.

CPP doesn't matter where you live. You can live in Thailand and still collect your CPP. Passport, technically we were all born in Canada, we're still citizens. They would have to pass sweeping reforms to revoke citizenship from millions of people. National Defense, are you serious? Canada's military has become a joke. All we do is sign a defense pact with the U.S. and give them access to some air bases. Who do we need to defend against? Access to the coast? How is Eastern Canada going to access to rail and truck transport coming into the port of Vancouver? You think that's going to cross Alberta if our oil is being blocked through BC? We've got answers to all of it, and the opponents have nothing but fear and nostalgia.

@chilleddrpepper @CarterByrd13 Currency, passport, CPP, national defence and access to the coast. Alberta has been getting a raw deal from the feds but I really don’t see how they’d be better off.

Alberta is gonna have a hell of a college football program when they join the United States.

@f18husky @CarterByrd13 Someone from outside Alberta doesn't want Alberta to leave. News flash!

@CarterByrd13 American fan fiction where they think Alberta would join the USA just to pay more federal tax than they do in the USA and receive no social services in return lol. Alberta separatism is dumb but joining the USA is even dumber.

@Vroomfondel1957 @Hedgeye Replace Canada with Alberta. Thanks!

@Hedgeye We don't sit on the largest reserves. We only pull out the most every day because we use up the most. Here's who has the most, and they save it, because they can.

@Hedgeye Alberta wants to be the best friend of the U.S. as an independent State. Your energy dominance would be unrivaled.

@AnitaAnandMP Liberals never pass up an opportunity to launder money through a crisis

Cuba is facing a deepening humanitarian crisis, marked by nationwide power grid failures, blackouts, and fuel shortages. Canada is announcing $5.5 million in additional assistance to help those most in need by improving access to health services, medicine, and food assistance. Learn more⬇️ canada.ca/en/global-affa…

@TheBreakdownAB I come here for the hilarity of all the middle-aged spinster cat ladies in the comments. Ya'll are nuts.

Smith today... "If a child needs to be removed from a school environment... because they need to learn to self regulate, let's do that too. You can earn your way into inclusion, but you can earn your way out of it too..." #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #abed

@Tablesalt13 Don't you love your new Canada? This was not an issue 10 years ago. What do you think changed?

It happened AGAIN. Gas cut with 50% water. Who owns this gas station??

@DschlopesIsBack Obi-wan-hundred-and-ninety-nine-kilos.

Name this Star Wars characters.

@BNNBloomberg Guess how those 950,000 people are likely to vote when their jobs depends on it? This is one way to purchase power in a "democracy".

Canada adds 950,000 government jobs between 2015-2024 bnnbloomberg.ca/video/shows/th…

@mapleblooded "The Brad Pitt of Canadian Politics"

“The George Clooney of Finance.” I can’t believe I share a world with someone who wrote that.