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OVER THE NEXT DAY I'LL BE TWEETING OUT THE ~150 #DOGEBONK #MEMES I HAVE SAVED ON MY DESKTOP THIS THREAD WILL DEMONSTRATE THE RANGE OF CREATIVE ENERGY THE $DOBO COMMUNITY HAS FOR OUR BELOVED DOG WITH A BAT @Dogebonk_ETH #memecoin #MemeCoinSeason

@Kattnipp04 @TommyApples80 @legalrealist @SaraHigdon Nigga if you think John Adams or Thomas Jefferson or any other founding father wouldn't take one look at this thug and send him to the gallows tomorrow you are the one making stuff up

@TommyApples80 @legalrealist @SaraHigdon This just is not fuckin true in any way shape or form😭do u just make shit up for fun?

I am imploring that the collective internet take a step back and understand how the justice system works, that this is not a plea of insanity at the time of the murder, and incompetence to stand trial is not a defense of the crime. It is a constitutionally protected right, that you have to be able to understand the proceedings and help in your defense. Also, this trial is not over, the defense and prosecutor agreed to a 180 day hold, and the trial will continue once it is determined he is fit to stand trial. I like everyone else want to see him found guilty for the heinous crime, but the rage bait/ignorance over this is too much. No matter what this guy will never walk the streets again. justia.com/criminal/proce…

@elfenix11hd @JohnLoc18 At least OP actually made money first. I think long spy on spot is the only thing for you bro. Sorry man.

@JohnLoc18 We're in the same boat, but I have faith that someday we'll get through this 🙏🙌

Hey everyone, I have been in mental breakdown past two days and finally to calm myself down. I never cried too hard in my life. Many of you knew me as the guy who turned $300 into $200,000–$300,000 in just a few months trading $SPY. Lately there’s been a lot of positive and negative noise around me, but today hit the hardest. My biggest mistake was pure ignorance and sizing way too big despite solid advice from experienced traders here. I ignored it at times, and today I paid the full price for it. To be honest, I’m left with $10,000. It’s only April, with 8 months left in 2026. I’m determined to build it back up. This lesson will stay with me forever. To all the traders out there: please use my story as a warning. Don’t be like me, control your emotions and your size. And I will continue to post about $SPY and others, I deeply appreciate every single one of you on here.🙇‍♂️

@J_Swish24 I love Sedona

People act like driving 6 hours out of your way to fondle a colleague in one of the most magical places on earth at a couples themed resort is weird. To quote the man himself, that’s laughable. Sharing rooms in this economy is honestly smart. Did the room come with a bedside jacuzzi covered in rode pedals? And a voucher for the “lovers kit” in the mini bar? Yeah it did. But that was the cheapest package and honestly the least they could do for a pair of friends. We shouldn’t keep talking about this. Let’s move on. -People’s

@RichardHanania rare banania W

Trump's second term is like the last season of The Sopranos. You know Tony's character. If you had any hope at any point that he would be better or listen to the better angels of his nature, if they exist, that's gone. He was so charismatic and such a powerful figure, everyone wanted to believe that he could change, but now it's been established that's impossible. You're still watching to find out how low he sinks and who he drags down with him.

@AdamLehrerSP Yeah Holy Mountain and El Topo go hard when you're a strung out college kid. Some of the scenes are kinda fun still but I could not imagine myself sitting and watching either of those all the way. Spielberg has tons of bangers, despite some of them being zio slop.

Jodorowsky is a guy who basically stayed an 18 year old edgelord his whole life, which is why his films cease to be interesting the second you leave undergraduate school. I like El Topo enough but it’s about as deep as watching The Wizard of Oz on silent with Dark Side of the Moon playing over it while tripping on mushrooms. Jodorowsky could never make something 1/100th as enduringly brilliant as Jaws.

@ToniumPentathol @aakashgupta Boosted by the jeets at X. Him and this Anish guy all over the feed lately just posting AI slop all day.

@aakashgupta I have wondered if this guy Gupta is full of shit or not. This past proves that he is.

Those "grill scrapings" are what happens when ground beef hits 450°F steel and the proteins undergo the Maillard reaction at maximum surface area. A spherical patty sitting on a grill touches maybe 15% of its surface. A smash burger pressed flat against a plancha touches 90%+. That means 6x more beef surface is simultaneously converting amino acids and reducing sugars into hundreds of new flavor compounds. The browning you're looking at is roughly 500 to 1,000 distinct molecules that didn't exist before the meat hit the steel. The crispy lace around the edges is rendered fat that seeped out under pressure, hit the hot steel, and fried the protein strands from the outside in. Those thin edges are essentially beef chips. They shatter when you bite them, which creates a textural contrast against the still-juicy center that a thick pub burger physically cannot produce. The flat geometry also solves a heat transfer problem. A thick patty has a massive temperature gradient from surface to center. You either overcook the outside waiting for the middle, or pull it with a raw center. A smash burger is thin enough that the entire patty reaches optimal temperature within 60 to 90 seconds per side. There's no gradient to manage. George Motz documented over 300 burger restaurants for his book and found that nearly every legendary regional burger in America, from the Midwest butter burger to the Oklahoma onion burger, uses this exact technique. Thin, pressed, maximum contact with a hot flat surface. The ones that look the worst on camera consistently taste the best. The visual mess is the flavor.

@dryerwall @SimardPete @krishdotdev I am in that bind now. I have a galaxy s10e w the 3.5mm and SD slot and I've been hitting issues w app compatability. To my dismay new Samsungs don't have sd or 3.5 anymore. Only cheap ones do and I don't want a device w just 4 or 6 gb of ram. Sony Xperia is super pricey. Shame.

@SimardPete @krishdotdev name one android phone that isnt a budget or a sony that has an sd card slot & headphone jack

Peak Capitalist Profit Playbook. > They Removed SD slots to push cloud subscriptions. > They killed headphone jacks to sell their TWS earbuds. > They skipped charger for environment so charge extra for it. > They cut ports to forcefully sell dongles & hubs to users. > They start limiting repairability to drive replacements. > They reduce ownership to lock users into subscriptions.

@brandonfogal @Gadget440 Maybe he's having nightmares because he's a morally reprobate pornographer and grifter with persistent legal trouble.

@Gadget440 I respect Tate for admitting this. What, you don’t think soldiers have nightmares and suffer trauma? It’s how you respond to stress and anxiety that separates boys from men.

🚨 Andrew Tate opens up about his mental health... He says he has nightmares every night and that he is stressed, anxious and worried all day, every day. A startling admission from the "depression is not real" guy.

@lamboness @Chellaney Seneca or Augustine, he is not. Keep trusting the plan tho.

@Chellaney For a Doctor to miss Metanomy, Figures of Speech and Hyperbole tells me all I need to know about the university you attended.

Trump’s use of profanity (“Fuckin’ Strait”) and aggressive insults (“crazy bastards”) in this post, alongside the sarcasm or taunting in his closing phrase, “Praise be to Allah,” may be seen by his critics not merely as a lapse in executive restraint and impulse control, but as indicative of diminished judgment at a moment when his war on Iran is holding the world economy hostage.

@cuckjeffrey @TheXMatriarch Bro what even is this 💀 😂

Marriage is not a vow that a man will never again be sexually wanted the way he was while being won. T oo many husbands are told to accept a lifetime of reduction, deprivation, and polite little scraps, and then pretend that makes them honorable. It doesn’t make him shallow to want to be wanted by his wife.

@BroitsBodhi @undefinedKi @Polymarket @zscdao Yeah I am speaking w the expensive school of experience haha. A free 2% overnight loan is too good to be true. If it's late and a temp market is still unresolved that means there's still uncertainty there that can cook you if you're not careful.

@cryptojackhard @undefinedKi @Polymarket @zscdao It won't work, the 1 loss (and it happens more frequently than you think) kills all profits.

I just realized that if you start with $100 and reinvest every win on 98-cent outcomes daily, after a year you end up with $159k This thought won't leave me alone

@alexanhellberg @LiveAction "Hellberg"

@LiveAction No pain or suffering here. The soul consciousness (awareness) isn't fully seated until week 22 - 1 year old. It is still a traumatic experience to abort a baby and it should be done with full understanding of quantum physics and love from every aspect before deciding.

Baby Samuel was aborted at 16 weeks and survived. Here he is sucking his thumb as he was left to die. He lived for 30 minutes. “No-one picked him up, wrapped him or gave him any medical care to alleviate his pain and suffering.” “He was perfectly healthy prior to his abortion.” This is not healthcare. This is cruelty.

@mrwtffacts RIP to this guy, what a champion.

In 2019, 53-year-old Fred Pepperman was on a Florida beach when a riptide swept his three daughters out to sea. Grace (16), Olivia (20) & Kathryn (24) Hearing their screams of “Dad, help us!” he dove into the raging water with zero hesitation. One by one, he saved all three of his daughters by pulling them back to shore. Moments later, exhausted from his heroic actions, Fred collapsed to the ground & died. His final words to his daughters were “I got you”

@oregunn @grok @zoobyfc @mrwtffacts Erm akshually

@CyrilH44 @CinemaPrincipia He was in The Prestige too but let's be real Leo has so many heavy hitters- Departed, Aviator, Revanant, Inception. Not really a close fight imo.

@CinemaPrincipia Bale was the star of probably the defining film of the 21st century, The Dark Knight.

This is why most actors have terrible filmographies. It’s the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Christian Bale. Leo is famously a cinephile and seeks out great directors, whereas Bale, on the other hand…

@splurgelex @DBZimran Disney is so creatively bankrupt they are releasing cgi slop 'live action' versions of movies that came out 10 years ago.

@DBZimran What is your source on this claim?

Disney employed 2,200 animators who made Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and Tarzan. By 2013, nearly all of them were gone. Fired. The people who built Disney’s legacy were shown the door because executives thought the problem was 2D animation. It wasn’t. It was bad storytelling.

@BigD80318387580 @RichardHanania It's in Greenwich village and is run by Dominicans if I'm remembering of the right church. St Joe's in Philly is a TLM hub tho but it's been a while since I've been to Philly.

@RichardHanania A Philly school is a hub for New York City young Catholics?

"The 6 p.m. Sunday Mass at St. Joseph’s — or 'St. Joe’s,' as its habitués call it — has become a hub for New York City’s young Catholics, its pews full of young women wearing sweater sets and silver cross necklaces and young men with biceps straining against the sleeves of their polo shirts." washingtonpost.com/style/trends/2…

@0xgaut Chicco gang- the car seat dock is super convenient for sub 1s

one day you’re 25 and the next you’re getting sorted into one of the four stroller houses for your baby

@rawmilkhoney @RealDianeYap Well done dropping this miserable c nt down a peg

This isn’t “babying” them you freak. It’s having an iota of sentience and awareness. Clearly you don’t have any men in your life you love so you cannot understand what it’s like to humanize them but not being able to provide without killing yourself in an economy where, again, inflation has risen SIXTY PERCENT doesn’t make a man less of a man and it doesn’t make him a “loser”. Berating men isn’t “toughening them up”, you’re just breeding resentment because they know people like you are full of shit

I don’t know what woman needs to hear this but that man trying to provide for his family in an economy where inflation has risen by a total of SIXTY PERCENT in just 20 years has a lot more on his shoulders than any other man in history and he isn’t a “loser” for not being able to cut it on one income. Men are not “losers” for not thriving in an economy not built for them to. Men are not “losers” for struggling on one income in a society that houses and feeds millions of immigrants for free. Men are not losers for failing to be superhuman in a world that treats them barely human. She has to go back to work tomorrow because she lives in a woman ran society that pushed for women like her to return to work tomorrow to fund immigrants over her family.