Splurgelex

@RGamerB_ Everyone knows.. Never go full retard.

🚨 DELAYED 🚨 Underpowered Switch 2 can't run 007 First Light at 720p docked after DLSSmini even at 30fps. Delayed for at least 3 months on Switch 2, could potentially be a Cloud Streamed game like Hitman on OG Switch... 😬

@TLNewmanMTL I mean... Just look at her 🤣

How does someone go from being this animated against the Liberals so recently to crossing the floor and joining them?

@Timcast He's not wrong though 🤣

THAT DOES IT I AM DONE THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW I'M SO ANGRY

@maximumpain333 We need to gather all you flat-earth, moon landing conspiracy donkeys and ship you off to the moon without a way back.

Ed Mitchell | Apollo 14 👀

@Matthias_Prdctn @glaceoncelestia You know what they say when you assume, right?

@splurgelex @glaceoncelestia Oh no! I got into a close quarter battle against a close quarter weapon and the close quarter weapon excelled at killing me in close quarters in other news soup found in bowl.

hot take, wstr shouldnt 2 tap purple shields

@DryCasT_Oficial I mean, this is a great way to bait grifters 🤷

Bungie confirma que #Marathon está pensado como un proyecto a largo plazo. El juego se irá mejorando de forma constante durante años, con actualizaciones y soporte continuado tras su lanzamiento. Marathon triunfa entre la prensa y los hardcore gamers. Ganamos. #playstation

@JoshEdits You're all just as retarded for having this conversation 🤣

I can’t believe it’s 2026, and PlayStation fanboys STILL think games are made ON A FUCKING PLAYSTATION 5 as if the devs are using a fucking dual sense to build game assets. AND THEY WONDER WHY WE MAKE FUN OF THEM?! 🤨🤷🏻‍♂️ STOP SAYING RETARDED SHIT THEN ?! 🤨🤷🏻‍♂️

@MajorCompiler You're not good enough

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@ToruAims @xBlessedBot If you're really good at fps games and are considers "sweaty", Marathon will scratch that itch. It's unforgiving and brutal 😰

@xBlessedBot I forgot about marathon, is it only extraction shooter?? I didn’t care much for arc raiders but I will say I didn’t give it thattt much time since I was playing bf6

Literally no fps games seem fun atm

@1t_brooks @GiboAgain Your profile Pic really throws me off 😂 Also, I play with friends and we all suck at PVP.. The feeling of exfiling, as rare as they are for us, is exhilarating and almost makes it work it 😜 almost

@splurgelex @GiboAgain With every team being truly random, at least you have a chance! And always a chance you get a real elite gamer on your team to carry even!

Think I’m done with Marathon. I dont have a squad and it’s too painful to play with randoms.I’m just loosing my good gear, the contracts are BS as well.

@1t_brooks @GiboAgain I will never be top dog in any lobby 😂

@splurgelex @GiboAgain No, it absolutely does not need skill based matchmaking. Have you learned anything from CoD? Every match becomes a sweat fest, instead of a random chance at a bot lobby. Let ping connection and randomness choose the lobbies. In some lobbies you will be top dog.

@WhatNowDoc Yeah, you faked it 12 times just to make sure everyone believed, right? 🤣

I’m sorry, I used to think the “conspiracy theorists” were just nutters. This week I’ve decided we were conned. Hear me out. That 1969 spacecraft I watched on my black and white TV had less computing power than your wristwatch, less than some thermostatic controllers I have on my walls. This week NASA sent a $93billion spacecraft to *orbit* the moon, just orbit, in preparation for an actual moon landing in a few years time. Why on earth would it take us 57 years, and a $93b test flight, with the compute power and comms facilities we have today, if we’d already done it successfully, once before, with so little, 57 years ago. Nah, I’m now with the conspiracy theorists.

@1t_brooks @GiboAgain It needs a Playlist that matches you to your skill level. I thought ranked mode would solve this 😰

@GiboAgain crazy enough, the answer to your struggles with randoms, is too force that struggle on everyone. Marathon needs a playlist that doesnt allow parties. thats where all the solos or people whose friends arent online should be able to go for an even playing field.

@AllegedlyDrew God forbid people think for themselves. You sound like a libtard that accepts everything their party does or says 🤷

Tim Dillon is the perfect example of a “podcast bro” Hopped on the Trump train to gain fame, didn’t take but a few months for him to turn on Trump in 2025. So he got famous and made money shitting on the left, now he makes money and stays famous for shitting on the right. Meanwhile he’s a gay white liberal man who’s a failed comedian, turned podcaster. These people will go along with whatever pays them the most. None of their opinions are real or authentic. Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, Dave Smith, these guys are not republicans and they don’t speak for us. Remember that.

@Kick_Assidy @wariocolosseum Good point... I'm wrong. I see clearly now 🤔

@splurgelex @wariocolosseum You're so fucking stupid.

@zmentzony @joni_askola I do too. It helps with the algorithm and mental health 🤷

@splurgelex @joni_askola Yeah, sure... sure... Maybe Google it instead of vibeing it? There are tons of examples: x.com/jack_w_rae/sta… (and comments) x.com/DanielePaliott… x.com/tw_killian/sta… reddit.com/r/thefighteran… He bans everyone who criticizes him for whatever; same goes on his subbredit.

One idiot we are happy not to hear from anymore

@zmentzony @joni_askola Did he do it deliberately? I doubt it 🤷

@splurgelex @joni_askola Is Lex nice when he is misleading people about his credentials and banning everyone who points this or any other bad action of his out?

@KPenguin27696 @wariocolosseum Hide that, no one cares what you look like.

@splurgelex @wariocolosseum “Just hire normal people” no, they hire movie experts

@Neurolimal @KPenguin27696 @wariocolosseum Reviews are meant to provide insight on whether or not you should spend your hard earned money on it.

@splurgelex @KPenguin27696 @wariocolosseum Reviews aren't meant to agree with you.