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@reesetheone1 Most definitely. He'll convince himself libs are still scary or something.

He will still vote GOP in November.

@TexasCowgrl1111 We have the oil, just not the refinery capacity to turn it into gas.

I have a question, if we have so much oil, why the hell are our gas prices so high? Please explain to me like I’m 7

@ronsterd89 Of course. If I buy a dozen eggs, I want a dozen, not eleven and a cracked one.

Do you inspect your carton of eggs before purchasing them?

@golfjack4 @SenatorWarnock Show us your verifiable proof then. Remember when Trump claimed 500K voted in 2016? His own administration investigated. Didn't happen.

@daavetv @SenatorWarnock Really? How naive can you be States give drivers licenses that automatically register like California

The President’s attack on mail-in ballots is desperation plain and simple. It’s a panicked attempt to silence the people and salvage a failing presidency. It will not stand.

@VintageRockN_85 Must be the maid answering

This is the United States calling are we reaching…..

@MikeBales Woke up at 3:30A. I feel ya.

It’s the “randomly wake up at 2 or 3 a.m. for no reason while your mind races so you can’t go back to sleep” club. Now calling this meeting to order….😖

@JodyConnel13275 @TheHappySlut1 I had AT&T for internet many years ago. Two years after canceling, I get a letter saying I owe...fifty cents. Since you can't pay an ebill less than a dollar, I sent them $1. Got a check back for fifty cents.

@TheHappySlut1 AT&T is famous for the worst customer service for anyone with customers

No AT&T, I do not owe you 160 dollars for a router I returned 3 years ago after a nightmare of issues with it. I thought we were past this. I’m past this.

@MarkShelto62816 @acnewsitics He's a bit distracted these days.

@acnewsitics If that is so, why did Trump send a woman and a black man into space? He could have stopped the launch.

Today’s Artemis II launch is brought to you by the Biden Administration. You know Donald Trump wasn't going to send a woman and a Black man into space.

@Ri_S_OB It really is impressive up close.

Laughs in Huntsville, Alabama where I see the Saturn V every morning on the way to work

@OnDisasters Still not over Macho Grande though.

OTD in 1980: Trans American Flight 209, a B-707, lands safely in Chicago (US) after crew was incapacitated by food poisoning. An ex-fighter pilot traveling as a passenger, along with a flight attendant, took control, supported by an ATC specialist and a former USAF captain.

@614clinton I worked with a guy who transitioned in the '90s. There's a young guy at my local brewery currently in the process. Both seem perfectly sane to me. Granted, I'm no psychologist.

Do you think being transgender is a mental illness?

@nickstirkster @mcspacface @ianbremmer Nah, his true believers will still try and deflect to Biden.

@mcspacface @ianbremmer What till gas hits 8 bucks. Everyone will be a left wing ideologue.

i’m trying to imagine a trucker in iowa thinking “i don’t mind paying way more for gas now that the iranian navy has been damaged.”

@GamecockWill69 Completely agree

Don’t care what anyone says, watching a rocket ship take off will always be cool

@Piloto_Steve They're just trolls desperate for attention.

Fucking flat earthers are out in force tonight. Twats 🤣

@ManaByte I'm convinced the majority of flat Earthers are just saying it for the attention.

I legitimately think moon landing deniers and flat Earthers are the dumbest pieces of shit.

@Y2John84 That's a carpenter's cup

If you know this, you chose wisely.

@iam_jlc And yet, he still gave Jessie Ventura the best line.

Predator is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best film. It totally holds up after almost 30 years. With Commando of course coming a close second.

@RedMoonMarauder Congratulations Doc

I can officially declare that I am: Dr. Ashley Lynette Williams ✨ Passed my dissertation defense with no revisions.

@WilliamShatner Did some hiking. Had some BBQ. Yeah, a pretty good day

How was everyone’s day?

@Spamfromk Have you seen Miss Alpha Centauri?

Like seriously why is the winner of miss Universe always from earth??