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@JoJoFromJerz @MeidasTouch @IAmSophiaNelson I feel like maybe the president of the United States threatening legal action against a media outlet for reporting a factual statement that he dislikes might be some sort of crime

@MeidasTouch @IAmSophiaNelson Well if anything confirms CNNs reporting it’s this.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is attacking CNN after the network aired the full statement from Iran’s Supreme National Security Council saying it achieved a “great victory” and forced the U.S. to accept its 10-point plan. In a furious response, Trump called CNN’s reporting a “FRAUD” and demanded a retraction, and said "authorities are looking to determine whether or not a crime was committed"—despite the network simply relaying Iran’s official statement.

@gtconway3d If I went into a salary negotiation, grabbed the CEO's secretary & held a gun to her head, screaming I'LL KILL THIS BITCH IF I DON'T GET A 30% BUMP...If later it came out I had no real intention to kill anyone, I suppose everyone would know me as a famously shrewd negotiator.

He's just completely insane.

@RetroCoast We have a national toilet paper supply?

Breaking: A massive fire has engulfed the Kimberly-Clarke warehouse storing half of America's toilet paper supply Store shelves may soon be bare (No, this is not satire)

@Banana3Stocks And bombing the shit out of their country and civilians will take care of that right quick

$SPY $QQQ Has anyone thought about the possibility that the market wants Iran’s regime to be destroyed and rebuilt with a regime that is aligned with U.S. interests and other gulf countries? Crazy right? That the United States stock market wants a United’s States aligned Iran 🤷‍♂️

@amitisinvesting I find it hard to believe Trump knows how to use the word tangible

TRUMP TO FOX NEWS: - If the deadline ends without reaching an agreement with Iran, we will launch an attack the likes of which they have never seen. - If negotiations with Iran make progress today and something tangible emerges, the situation regarding the deadline may change - We are moving forward according to the established plans regarding Iran after the deadline expires well, either Trump is going to seriously try to gain leverage today by attacking or we get a last minute extension of this deadline at this point I don’t think anyone can be fully sure about what might happen

@safedobama @Jake__Wujastyk

@Jake__Wujastyk 50%

What are the chances that the market goes red to green by close? $SPY $QQQ $IWM

@OunkaOnX @mehdirhasan

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@citrini All I see is Thomas getting a prostate exam.

What is your market outlook standardized by the Thomas the Tank Engine facial expression list?

@Zac_Markovich @smeshingit Isometric exercise

I agree with the general concise of this argument that $ONDS is a good company long tern so why bother? However a buy at $6 vs $9 makes a huge difference in the long run. If you ape 50k in at $6 vs $9 you are looking at a share delta difference of 3000 shares + 3000 at $50 is $150k. If price goes higher. The difference compounds. Not everyone has the technical skill ability to perfectly time the bottom (most of the time no one does) but DCAing helps with this.

@OptiontradinIQ At least we're not all on one side of the boat.

What is your market outlook heading into this week?

@BrooklynBoyB @DavidFCavell Someone did a montage of Hannity using the term "beneath the dignity of the office" and it ran for multiple minutes

@DavidFCavell This was “beneath the dignity of the office” … a selfie stick and being interviewed by YouTube stars

To people under the age of 30: I realize you don’t believe us and this seems like a meme, but this was a real story.

@PaulSchleifer I thought they just made them into modern era Klingons. I would have been ok with Rambo.

16 minutes into Predator: Badlands and I’m thinking they’ve humanised ‘predators’ far too much (in characterisation as much as looks). I’m sure it would be possible to explore the minds and culture of these aliens without turning them into Rambo.

@atrupar I'm pretty annoyed that this glosses over how the media smooths, reframes and normalizes Trump, as an intellectual curiosity & a side effect of their prestige training and steadfast journalistic professionalism. That failure is going to be the story we'll analyze for generations.

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.” thetimes.com/us/american-po…

@amitisinvesting From your mouth to God's ears - I have like 3500 shares I bought after the GFC

What if $AAPL is actually one of the best AI plays?

@amitisinvesting He also said today that he killed Osama bin Laden and that Iranians have "no form of communication" so

okay so who actually thinks Trump is getting ready to attack energy infrastructure on Tuesday? if he does...not sure how that won't increase oil prices and create more volatility if he doesn't and extends the deadline...markets probably would like it WSJ reporting that the admin is getting targets ready for an attack, but then you have Trump saying negotiations are going very well this morning you either buy if you think there's a TACO or stay on the sidelines if you think he might actually attack...but man this has nothing to do with fundamentals anymore, it's all just following headlines

@OurShallowState Faster, please

You can totally tell listening to Trump that he has been recalibrated and reconstituted. He's got pace, energy, and inflection. But you can also tell it didn't take as strongly as it did last time, and next time will be even less effective. He's approaching his Expiration Date.

@JoJoFromJerz @Acyn @PYRAMID45 We created a war zone and the only responsible thing to do is protect children from it by escalating

@Acyn @PYRAMID45 We bombed a girls school to make them safe in years to come?

Melania Trump: All of this is happening for their future. They will be safe in the years to come. Trump: We are fighting for the children who are in a war zone.

@JoJoFromJerz @EYakoby And it came with a Venmo payment from George Soros, just like we get every time we protest fascism.

Yes. There was an email sent to all of us instructing us to post our speculation about Trump’s clearly deteriorating health. It wasn’t the evidence of our eyes and ears. It wasn’t the black hands they’re blaming on “handshakes”. It wasn’t the swollen ankles. Not the droopy face. Not the fact that he can’t stay awake in broad daylight. Not the mystery MRIs. Nope. It was an email. 😂😂😂

The email went out.