Damian

@graceyldn Ive already signed up

What’s the equivalent of “I have a boyfriend” to those charity muggers that hang around train stations or town centres?

@Keir_Starmer @CST_UK Nothing about attacks on British people ever

The recent attacks targeting Jewish communities are appalling. We're working closely with the police, security services and CST to protect our Jewish communities, disrupt extremist threats and bring those responsible to justice. We must defeat the poison of antisemitism. The Britain that I want is a Britain where people can practice their religion, their faith, in safety and security.

@GBNEWS Mogg got Mogged by Rupert, pathetic attempt to moan about splitting the vote lmao

'We've said what we're going to do... We're bringing in new voters, not necessarily dragging voters from the Tories or Reform.' Restore Britain leader Rupert Lowe reacts to questions about his name recognition, and whether his party can cut through with voters against Reform.

@ZoomerHistorian So they can scoop people up off the street or woodlands and deport them sound good to know

My local Reform councillor has just been deported

God I love being English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@PolitlcsUK complete pathetic slop as per

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has called out those who try to "hijack our flag" in the name of "plastic patriotism" as he marks St George's Day "We must be absolutely clear about who we are. How we respond now will shape this country for decades to come. That means when people try to hijack our flag to spread hate, we should call it out for what it is: plastic patriotism that corrodes the very bonds that tie us together. "It also means backing the mainstream majority of people in this country: the decent, tolerant people who want to get on and build a stronger country, and it draws a hard line against extremism in all its forms. "I know what the flag of St George stands for. It stands for decency over division. Unity over hate. And a country where patriotism is measured by what you put in, not what hate you stir up. Those are the values I will always fight for"

@LibertyCappy Nah

Would you date a single mom?

@Clark73095 @CrimeLdn Exactly

@dglcork @CrimeLdn The young man was lucky; the old man didn't seem to have much strength. If it had been someone in good physical condition, the young man might have been killed.

Incident in Bolton yesterday where a man walks into a shop and stabs the person sat down. The person who gets stabbed reacts quickly in self defence. In the end the attacker just sits down like nothing has happened.

@Clark73095 @CrimeLdn Got to be crazy to do that

@dglcork @CrimeLdn That old guy might be crazy.

@BAMFBasar Same in the uk possibly even worse

>deutscher Michel >40h/Woche >vom Gehalt 45 % Steuern >mit Rest einkaufen >Sekt? Schaumweinsteuer >Bier? Biersteuer >Kaffee? Kaffeesteuer >Kippen? Tabaksteuer >zahle 19 % MwSt auf bereits versteuertes Geld >40 Jahre lang abgedrückt wie Findom Zahlsklave >kaufst ne Wohnung >Grunderwerbsteuer bis 6,5 % obendrauf >jedes Jahr Grundsteuer, weil du atmest >Auto? Kfz-Steuer >tanken? Mineralölsteuer >Strom? Stromsteuer >Heizen mit Gas oder Öl? Energiesteuer >sparen? Abgeltungsteuer >mit 67 endlich Rente >Einkommensteuer auf die Rente >Kinder sollen später erben >Geld, was schon zigmal versteuert wurde >Erbschaftssteuer fällig >Erben müssen Zeug verkaufen für Erbschaftssteuer >„Fickt euch, ich verlasse Deutschland“ >Finanzamt will Wegzugssteuer auf fiktive Gewinne, die du nie gemacht hast >mfw der Staat dich melkt, bis du tot bist >mfw im Grab noch eine letzte Rechnung mit MwSt.

@GBPolitcs @CharlieSimpsonA Too late

🚨NEW: Reform UK has rejected three Conservative MPs who wanted to defect to the party, over fears of losing votes at the local elections [@CharlieSimpsonA]

@AutismCapital @unusual_whales Its absurd imagine 40 years from now a 39 year old wont be allowed to smoke but his 40 year old mate can 😂☠️ ridiculous

@unusual_whales Literally means anyone born after Jan 1st, 2009 can never enjoy a celebratory cigar ever in their entire lives. Think about that. That’s absurd.

BREAKING: UK Parliament agrees to lifelong smoking ban for those born after 2008, per BBC

@GBPolitcs Deluded

🚨NEW: President Trump on Starmer:

@LNallalingham Labour would rather the country go down the pan than lose their jobs

🚨 Will Labour MPs do the right thing? The only way Starmer goes, is if his own MPs turn on him. But if they do? They risk triggering an election and losing their seats. So what matters more? Their jobs… or the country?

@ValentinaForUSA @WaddyBean67 Tell that to Tommy then he thinks England belongs to anyone who lives here

I’m coming to England on a boat. They can try to ban me, but they cannot ban the TRUTH. See you on May 16th🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@AmbJapanUK UK Cherry Blossom today

Paddington found beautiful Cherry tree in full blossom 🌸🌸🌸

@piersmorgan Im sure he has made this appointment as a favour for a favour job so whenever he is out Mandelson could hook him up with some cushy job

Wow. So not only was ‘due process’ NOT followed as the Prime Minister stated in Parliament, but he deliberately ignored his own cabinet secretary’s advice to have Mandelson security cleared before announcing. Starmer lied. He has to go.

@bunburyoudoujp We only suck at foreign languages because the whole world speaks ours, go practically anywhere in the world and its English so its super easy for us to be lazy with it 😂

Why the UK and Japan Are Basically the Same Country - Constitutional monarchies - Island nations - Unique food culture - Suck at foreign languages (because island nations) - Had empires - People are mad at them (because empires) - Tea

@risversed Pukka 😂

just realized english doesn’t have a word for smells nice like you have stink or reeks for smells bad, but nothing for a good smell