Patrick Dunaway

@realalexsanglez @harryjsisson Not a single time in history has a person who started with “so let me get this straight” has ended up getting it straight.

So let me get this straight… Harry Sisson is calling Donald Trump “unwell” because he posted late at night… while Harry himself was posting complaints at 2:58 AM and 5:44 AM about it. If posting late means someone’s unwell, then what exactly does posting about someone posting late make you? That’s not concern. That’s obsession. And the funniest part? During Joe Biden’s presidency, everyone already knew most of the tweets weren’t even written personally by him. There was literally that awkward moment people noticed a post from Karine Jean-Pierre appearing as if it came from Biden’s account and then getting deleted almost immediately. So criticizing someone else’s posting schedule now feels a little rich. At this point it honestly looks like Trump isn’t the one losing sleep — you are. Complaining about Trump at 3 in the morning while accusing him of being the problem just proves one thing: Trump isn’t living rent-free in the White House anymore… but he’s definitely still living rent-free in your notifications.

Trump had another late night meltdown on social media last night and posted this: 11:03 PM - AI photo of him, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and more swimming shirtless in the reflecting pool in DC (I’m serious) 11:04 PM - Photo of Melania creepily smiling after the WHCD shooting 11:13 PM - Calls Hakeem Jeffries “low IQ” and a “thug” 11:15 PM - Meme saying he has “all the cards” (which he does not) 11:22 PM - A gold outline of his face 11:26 PM - His face on Mount Rushmore 11:32 PM - Photo of him and Melania 11:37 PM - Photo of him and King Charles 11:40 PM - Photo of the reflecting pool under Obama vs his proposal 11:41 PM - Another photo of the reflecting pool 11:45 PM - Yet another photo of the reflecting pool All of this took place in under an hour. This man is not well.

@BrennertheBruin @Acyn The important thing when you’re saying something wrong and/or ignorant is to say it with conviction. Nicely done.

@Acyn While 99/100 hes wrong...his assesment of Lee/Confederacy is probably correct. CSA was on a tear umyil Gettsyburg...they had the better generals/army. they won alot of the battles. Gettysburg ended their northern push and got crushed in the Cumberland shortly after

Trump on Civil War: Why couldn't that have been settled? Maybe it could have been. Robert E. Lee was an amazing general. He took something that was supposed to end in a day and made it last four years. If Gettysburg didn’t happen, he would’ve won.

@TheSportsHernia Russell’s goin’ down, to yellow and brown. That’s what’s innnnn.

Russell Wilson retiring means we're getting Russell Wilson the studio analyst. In short, no. To expand on that, I submit this 60 second video as the stark evidence against any network doing such a thing.

@MarcusSpicer2 @MattBowen41 “Real football talk, inspired by Matt Bowen.” I’d buy that tshirt

@dunaway_patrick @MattBowen41 Trueee that’s another way to look at it. Real football talk🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

Bears. Rookie DT Jordan van den Berg. Anchor + play strength.

@MarcusSpicer2 @MattBowen41 Yeah I didn’t want to assume that. It could be based on where that play was going that 65 was supposed to make it to the second level. We know 79 was committed and rolled off his block early.

@dunaway_patrick @MattBowen41 Really on 65 fr, 79 had to move up to his assigned linebacker anyway, great job by van den berg staying low and balanced, moving 65 out the way to make that play

@ChiSoxFanMike @whitesox Tyler Davis with the very rare 1 IP on three pitches. There’s a DP in there but still looks damn cool in the box score.

@whitesox The White Sox are back.

SOX WALK IT OFF!

I want the Bears to use a pick this weekend on Domonique Orange, DT from Iowa State. Then trade for Jaydon Blue, RB on the Cowboys. Orange and Blue on the orange and blue makes too much sense.

@EricLDaugh @GuntherEagleman You should be more concerned with your stupid haircut than with redistricting.

@GuntherEagleman This is why Republicans ALWAYS have to play hardball

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Even CNN was just FORCED to report just how badly Democrats are trying to CHEAT the Congressional map into 10D-1R She can't even believe it! "Look at how this map is structured! They've taken the heavily Dem areas in the north and created 5 SEPARATE DISTRICTS that PINWHEEL out to go into conservative, more rural areas." "Where we are right now...we are in the middle of the district. Go in one direction, ANOTHER DISTRICT a mile away! Another district 2 miles away!" VOTE NO and strike it down!

@RickyChangod Go fuck yourself, how about that? Learn how to fucking read, or comprehend words. I didn’t say any of that shit. Seriously move the fuck on. It wasn’t that serious.

@OHSmudly @dunaway_patrick @getfiscal @TheWapplehouse It’s absurd that you guys are upset about a 10 year old’s life. Screams jealousy.

It's the Rizzler's tenth birthday.

@RickyChangod @getfiscal @TheWapplehouse I’m not hating on a ten year old. I’m saying the society we live in is dumb.

@dunaway_patrick @getfiscal @TheWapplehouse Hating on a ten year old is a thing all of us should be upset about. I don’t have the energy, though.

@jacejacejaceja @getfiscal @TheWapplehouse He was in a bunch of movies as a kid. Blockbusters in fact.

@dunaway_patrick @getfiscal @TheWapplehouse What was Macaulay Culkin famous for?

@YourGoodFriendR @getfiscal @TheWapplehouse I can’t figure out if this is a real question or a joke. I’m sure I don’t want to know.

@dunaway_patrick @getfiscal @TheWapplehouse that's what mona lisa's also best known for but I guess this is different because ?

@JoJoFromJerz @MeidasTouch @Acyn

@MeidasTouch @Acyn Ewwwwwwwwww

Trump kisses Erika Kirk during a Turning Point USA event at Dream City Church in Phoenix, Arizona. 📸 REUTERS/Evan Vucci

@FutureSox Lodise has the oddest early-season slash line I can remember. .111/.415/.222 Italian god of walks?

Kyle Lodise works a walk to put the lead up to 10. 16-6 #Dash as Grant Magill scores.

@Daily_MailUS She’s not doing…good.

'Baby Jessica' McClure is arrested for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 39 years after her rescue from Texas well gripped the world trib.al/c3g6p3Y

@Riley_Gaines_ @deltaozzimo @michaelralgarin Their point stands though. All that for a loser who doesn’t like you. The President; we’re referring to the President. He only likes people who worship him unconditionally. That’s you. Once you show a condition he spits you out. You’re pathetic.

@deltaozzimo @michaelralgarin Has it ever occurred to you I don't do what I do to be liked?😂 if I did, I'd say that "transwomen are women". It's called moral conviction. You should try it some time

I love the President and I'm so grateful he's in the Oval Office. Of course, I'll continue to support him and the America First agenda. At the end of the day, I do nothing for the approval of man. Our purpose on this earth is to glorify Him in all we do. The truth social post missed the mark. It's now deleted. Amazing! We're imperfect people. I know I am. I don't get my feelings hurt easy and I know with the President it's really not personal. I want to spend eternity in a real place called Heaven. I'd love for Trump to be there too. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. I'll keep doing my part by speaking truth & doing my best to lead others to Christ. (and no, I won't be selling merch with his insults on them hahaha)

@whitesox @NHLBlackhawks The Blackhawks looked more drunk than this on that last 5 on 3.

Spending our off day at the rink!

@TheWapplehouse Every time I saw his name I couldn’t help but say it in the voice of Kim Jong Il from Team America. Ewick Swawwahw

Swalwell that ends well