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@skillsmcgill And then I met the Queen of England, again. 😂
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@eggforbread Cos it ( Turkish Delight ) tastes like shit when you bite into it ..
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All of these tweets about boycotting Cadbury's about not mentioning " Easter " well Eric Idle needs boycotting too,I just watched the whole of this film..they NEVER mentioned Easter once ..shame ..!!
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@Al_Joe_K It's one of those, "you remember where you were when you first heard it", moments.
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Nor is it In Utero. Nevermind is far and away their best work.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin
I've known multiple people who claim Bleach is the best Nirvana album. It clearly isn't. Not every musical opinion has to be some contrarian edgy take.
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Just chevette in there love. It's a cavalier darling.
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Today's Caption Competition
1 - There is no prize
2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses
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@retrofootballnw @Official_STFC @LouMacari10 "It was a night that Swindon, most definitely, will never forget." Yet despite being there, I had forgotten it.
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In 1986 one team were so strong, they were promoted in early April.
@Official_STFC managed by the great @LouMacari10 went up after beating Chester 4-2 at home.
They dominated the 4th Division with 102 points.
#STFC
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This freezing cold jelly is giving me the chivers.
#Lunchpun
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@Joel_M_Clarke We all wanted Tyler gone and now we realise how good he was .
Be careful what you wish for
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Leeds saving one of their worst performances ever for this final.
When Football Was Better@FootballInT80s
30 years ago today: Savo Milošević scores an absolute screamer at Wembley as Aston Villa beat Leeds 3-0 to win the Coca Cola Cup
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Quite a few football stadiums have hotels onsite, like this one.
Stadia.
No, not at this one.
#Lunchpun
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Most annoying American colloquialism (or other of your choice).
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Two B52s have just flown directly over my house.
I think it was Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson.
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@FootyRush_ Get him in the England squad. (Trent. Not Vini)
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🚨🚨WHAT A BANGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LA LIGA, THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VINICIUS SCORES AND TRENT ALEXANDER ARNOLD (LIVERPOOL LEGEND) WITH THE ASSIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT. A. GAME. 🤯🤯🤯🤯
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@Top100Rick Dumont de Chassart actually translates to "a mountain of time."
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Fitzpatrick snitched on his playing partner for slow play and is rightly being applauded.
Let’s take this a step further.
Taking 3 minutes to take a normal approach shot isn’t just slow. It’s cheating. It should be an immediate penalty.
You are NOT supposed to be able to account for all variables. You are NOT supposed to be able to make infinite calculations or wait for the perfect amount of wind.
You are NOT supposed to be able to wait until you are 100% comfortable in the shot.
What Fitz did is awesome, but it should be normal. They don’t need to race, but at some point they need to be able to hit a golf shot in a reasonable amount of time. That should be a base requirement for being a golfer at any level, much less a pro.
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“He is a little perturbed with his playing partner’s pace of play. It is glacial, to be kind.” John Wood on Matt Fitzpatrick, who is currently tied for the lead and playing with Adrien Dumont de Chassart. After Brad Faxon followed up, Wood said Fitzpatrick hit his approach on the 11th first, even though he was closer, and walked up to the green, where he waited about 3 min before Dumont de Chassart hit his approach. Rules official Orlando Pope said that Fitzpatrick talked to an official, and they have decided to give Dumont de Chassart an official warning after timing him unofficially since Fitzpatrick’s request.
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My partner pissed me off when we went for breakfast and the lady came out with a cheaper supermarket brand brown sauce. Kept moaning it ruined his bacon sandwich, he only ever has HP. I've been refilling his HP with the same supermarket brand.for weeks, hasn't complained once
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