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@WhiteHouse None of us give a shit about any of that. You've made an April fool out of all of us, and we want our money back.

Clear objectives since day one.

@RepFine The "phishing attack" was probably a fake contest to see who could fit the most oreos in their mouth. The winner gets an interest-free mortgage. So of course that's why this fool thinks he was clearly targeted.

Just one day after Operation Epic Fury began, I was personally targeted through a cyberattack linked to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The Iranian terror regime poses a serious and ongoing threat to American elected officials and the United States. If it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone.

@feminist_tokyo Japan already got its revenge when it forced Yoko Ono onto the world.

本来なら不謹慎極まりないブラックジョークだけれど、これでいいと思う。 いつまでも過去の戦争にとらわれていても仕方ない。 英霊だって「必ずあなた方の仇を討ちます」と言われるよりも、「今はアメリカの仲間と笑いながらBBQの話で盛り上がってます」と報告する方が喜んでくれるだろうと願うよ。

@JessePeltan I bet that's precisely why they were psyopped into being ashamed of Fukushima. To discourage expansion of nuclear energy (cheap domestic energy). Now they're all shocked to learn that the rest of the world admires how beautifully they solved the problem.

Japan needs electrification more than anyone. Japanese industry with cheap domestic energy would be untouchable.

Yoko Ono is Japan's disproportionate revenge for the atomic bomb.

@MUKIDEZA2 "Never fart in a space suit"

アメリカにも「座右の銘」ってあるのかな？ 自分は「夢無き者に成功無し」

@ta1_garage Not all of us in USA have huge cars. Some of us have tiny cars.

そろそろガレージ片付けないと、、、

@SwiftOnSecurity Not only did we feel bad for Japan at the time, but it was a shining example of how an honorable society quickly works together to solve a problem. Had it happened in any other country, we would probably still be dealing with the effects. Japan should be proud of their response.

I am finding out that Japan felt shamed for Fukushima. Everyone in America felt bad for Japan.

@BWLH_ Realistically, what are the consequences of simply continuing to paint? Is Mayor Cockensuckenstein gonna get up on a JLG and take the paintbrush away?

Iryna Zarutska mural crisis across America is the ultimate test of citizenship moving forward. If you support them going up, you are fine. If you oppose them going up, to honor the life of a White woman murdered by a black career criminal, you must be denaturalized and exiled.

@Browns @NFL Is that why you need all my tax money to build the new stadium?

We are excited to announce that we have been granted marketing rights in Italy 🇮🇹 Through the @NFL Global Markets Program, we are eager to connect with the Italian community, support American football development from youth to elite levels, and grow the Browns global fanbase 🗺️

@9mmsmg Finally someone else gets it!

Yeah, Pam Bondi is a terrible Attorney General, but let's be thankful she's not Janet Reno. Easily the worst in my lifetime.

@LindseyGrahamSC "I didn't just wander around Disney and drool at the kids. I also have this photo where pretended to shoot a shotgun. See? I'm just like you." I bet the range is pretty quiet during the week when the rest of us are AT WORK, you worthless assclown. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that.

@LpyE_ As it turns out, you can fit the Corvette engine into the Miata. It becomes the ultimate Japan / USA vehicle, huh?

アメリカニキ達の繋がれると噂？？ リアルでも海外ニキホイホイ🇺🇸❤️‍🔥

@YS3ED5 How vintage we talkin?

i need more friends if you fw -cars -tech -vintage audio or anything else near those niches HIT MY LINE!

@Mollyploofkins Ah yes, subversion masquerading as Liberty to try to lure us into more subversion. Where have I seen this before?

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty during No Kings protest

@CheekyFren @YIMBYLAND Imagine this on a Ford Ranger or a Mazda B Series. Or any of the chicken trucks. Would be very cool.

The vibe over the past few days on USA x Japanese twitter

@WhiteHouse No one wants your spyware, you corrupt pedophiles. This is a total waste of my tax dollars. Oh hey speaking of which, don't you have a war you're busy losing?

The people who know... already downloaded the app. TAP IN. ➡️ apps.apple.com/us/app/the-whi… ➡️ play.google.com/store/apps/det…

@roikfbuwgc254 We burn our Christmas tree every year.

大量のアメリカの焚き火の画像や動画見て言いたいのは アメリカ人の焚き木は全て火がデカすぎる 人間の背より高い火なんて普通作らないよ！

@TimurNegru @thellen72 I was in your shoes once until I had that exact kind of jack completely fail suddenly and drop the car. Thankfully while I was lowering it back onto the wheel. But it could have been fatal. Those scissor jacks are only meant for roadside fiascos. Please get some good stands.

@thellen72 Not a mechanic myself and relying on the tools I have at hand ;)

Men, hands up if you can change your own brake pads.