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The president is a pedophile, the secretary of defense is a drunk who exploded schoolgirls, but today I have to go to work and write a training for new hires on how to behave in the workplace.
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Biden sucks, and every last Brunch Democrat can gargle my balls. Free Palestine. No TERFs. She/They
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Hey @Wegmans dumb question. Your chopped Thai salad kit is baller but there isn't ever quite enough dressing in the packet, so I went looking for a bottle of it... Does that not exist? Is there no bottle of Wegmans Thai Sweet Chili Vinaigrette you can buy separately?
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Legitimately surprised by the racism in the replies. Anyway the new buns rock.
Burger King@BurgerKing
You asked for a better Whopper. So we made it happen. Try it today.
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@IAmLilRico Niagara Falls is actually fucked. We need to give that right back to the tribal authorities and let them manage whatever is going on there.
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What city have you been to that felt like it had dark energy?🤔🌃
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The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.
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These are the 7 Senate Democrats who just voted to keep sending weapons to Israel:
.@SenBlumenthal (CT)
.@ChrisCoons (DE)
.@SenCortezMasto (NV)
.@SenJackyRosen (NV)
.@gillibrandny (NY)
.@SenSchumer (NY)
.@JohnFetterman (PA)
Every single Republican voted with them.
Seven Democrats was all it took.
Screenshot this. Remember their names.
Brian Allen@allenanalysis
🚨 These are the Democrats who just voted to keep sending weapons to Israel: Michael Bennet, Richard Blumenthal, Cory Booker, Maria Cantwell, Chris Coons, Catherine Cortez Masto, John Fetterman, Kirsten Gillibrand, Maggie Hassan, John Hickenlooper, Alex Padilla, Gary Peters, Jacky Rosen, Adam Schiff, Chuck Schumer, Mark Warner, Ron Wyden. 40 of them signed a letter this week expressing alarm over children starving in Gaza. Only 27 voted to actually stop the weapons. They’ll sign the letter. They won’t cast the vote. Screenshot this. Remember their names.
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These schools need to stop giving out Chromebooks and give the kids planners and notebooks again
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@AliCat341_ @suchnerve Lmao right there with you with the lemon water autism. My teeth are fuckin' see through.
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Your smart TV is taking screenshots of your screen every 15 seconds.
Not a guess. Not a theory.
A peer-reviewed study by researchers at UC Davis, UCL, and UC3M tested it.
Samsung TVs: every minute.
LG TVs: every 15 seconds.
Even when you're just using it as a monitor.
Here's how to turn it off for every brand:
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@KeruboSk Chocolate protein vitamin shake and a yellow Red Bull. Breakfast of champions 😂
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@DeathStarDef @TheCinesthetic Saw it 10 times in the theater when it came out.
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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF
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There's nothing quite like taking a half day and spending it eating chocolate and watching Star Trek.
GIF
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Staff: Tell them the Jesus picture was doctored.
Trump: I'm a Doctor!
Staff: Tell them it's a small military incursion.
Trump: It's a great military excursion!
Staff: Tell them they're coming seeking asylum.
Trump: They're coming from Insane Asylums!
Captain Obvious™️@TheFungi669
Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump’s Truth Social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctored image.”
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i don't believe in a christian god but it is genuinely funny that there's an entire "signs from revelations" subplot happening in the midst of everything else
Pop Base@PopBase
Donald Trump shares an image depicting himself as Jesus Christ.
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