Chris Evans

@HarryStebbings Smeg Bean to cup. Low faff, looks nice, great coffee. (BCC02 is what to search for).

I LOVE coffee and espresso and need an upgrade on the at home nespresso. I don’t want faff and all the cleaning. Buttons only please. What is the best? Help me X.

Got it (and sorry for the delay here). This is totally a gap on behalf, but one that we'll be closing in the not-too-distant future. Two key developments we're thinking about: - Heartbeat monitoring / pingdom-esque checks so you can automatically display uptime, latency, etc. - Additional status page checks, so you can automatically show the status of services/companies you depend on. Will keep you posted!

@CodeWizard @evnsio @upstatsystem Exactly the gap. Monitoring and status pages live in separate tools, so you become the glue layer manually relaying state. The fix is monitors directly controlling status components — check fails, page goes degraded, users notified. No human in the loop during incidents.

If you're building a SaaS and posting about it on X, congrats - we’re officially friends now Drop your project below so I can procrastinate on my own work by checking out yours instead 👇 (i promise i'll actually look)

@ouraring please can you fix some basics of activity detection? You know my location, and suggesting “Downhill skiing” as an activity when I was riding a bike in sunny California seems like such a miss for an otherwise epic product.

@CodeWizard @upstatsystem Anything we could do to make it better than fine for you?

I mean it sounds like you've already got a lot of it covered. I've played around with a few apps like this and they all handle generic urls fine, but configuring endpoints specifically to your usecase is something I've not seen much on. I use incident .io at the moment and it's "fine". But leaves a lot to be desired so I'm always looking for an alternative. Maybe it can be yours 👀

Groomers out tonight in Palisades 💪 Hoping to get one final day of decent skiing in before heading home.

@palisadesops any word on opening likelihood/times tomorrow?

@Sophia__Mark Hey, we have "True Advanced Automation" too 😅

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@_jdevansh @EXM7777 That’s what incident.io is for 😉

@EXM7777 imagine trying to find which of the 20 agents broke the production at 3am

this is your competition

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Merry Christmas to everyone except the person who designed incidentio logo so my gf thinks I have tinder in my dock

@goteleport @spaceliftio @GetCortexApp @incident @glean @Carahsoft @incident_io 😉 Great night though!

@wafflesvonmaple @hahnbeelee @densumesh 😅 Is incident really known for being $$$?! We're definitely more economical than the green alternative.

@hahnbeelee @densumesh Datadog AND incident io wow they got that $$$

when the on-call engineer loses his phone so they trigger a synthetic incident to locate it

@GergelyOrosz @incident_io This is true. They're great folks to have on our cap table, and always looking for ways to help. Asking them to make our pager notifications was a no brainer, but they've helped close candidates too. Genuinely super smart guys.

I only recently learned that The Chainsmokers are massive tech nerds - they created the pager sounds for @incident_io!!

@Google Appreciate the update!

@evnsio Hi, Chris. Thanks for the report. Looks like we're currently experiencing some difficulty. Stay tuned with the Apps Status Dashboard: google.com/appsstatus.

Google Meet seemingly having an incident 🔥

FFS. 30 mins of debugging why the code that was working last night now doesn't work this morning, and it turns out ServiceNow hibernated my dev instance. Truly a joy to develop with SNow.

If you're having a peaceful night of on-call and happen to see this, you might want to go and check your alerting systems. There's a PagerDuty incident ongoing for over an hour, and impacting notification delivery.

That feeling when open your calendar and see you have a totally free day ahead... ...only to realise you're in the wrong month.

@samwhoo It was awfully wet. 2/10 would not recommend.

@evnsio I don’t think bike is a good choice for that.

There’s definitely worse ways to commute to work.