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WHEN I JUST NOTICED THAT MJF PURPOSELY STEPPED ON BOTH OF HIS OWN HEELS MID-RUN TO MAKE HIS SHOES LOOSE ENOUGH TO FLY OFF… THAT’S INSANE 😭

🔴 Pam Bondi is running out the clock. 🔴 John Thune is running out the clock. 🔴 The Democrats are running out the clock. 🔴 Activist judges are running out the clock. 🔴 The Supreme Court is running out the clock. 🔴 RINO senators are running out the clock. That’s all there is to it.

They didn’t have to violate Bronny like this man 😭

@JebraFaushay No condoms

No Kings, no deodorant.

Rwandan migrant Emmanuel Abayisenga had his asylum application to France rejected multiple times since submitting it in 2012. Despite orders for deportation, he remained in the country illegally. The priests trusted him with the cathedral keys, putting him in charge of locking up and caretaking. After he set the building on fire, destroying the organ and organ loft, Father Maire took him in, offering him shelter in his own home while awaiting trial. He then murdered Father Maire. Europe in a nutshell.

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car buff.ly/QET2yLj

@WomenBeingAwful @Elchingarito1 That one does

@Elchingarito1 Dad jokes never age

Don't be this guy

@WomenBeingAwful She knew all the marvel movie universe timelines.

Another vacation for the hard working “do-nothing” Senators.

アラーが娯楽や現代機器を好まないという理由でテレビやアンテナを破壊するムスリム。 それをスマホで撮影してSNSに流す矛盾に気付かない。 素晴らしい信仰心である。

@BravoKiloActual She got the job done what is the problem?

New Orleans police shooting

A 2am vote with only 5 Senators in the entire building to pass a funding bill so they can go on vacation… But tell me more about the all important filibuster rule and historical Senate precedents.

WE ARE DROWNING IN THE INCOMPETENCE OF THE GOP!!!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!!! - BARELY EXECUTIVE ORDERS CODIFIED - CAN'T DEFUND THE TALIBAN - NO RECESS APPOINTMENTS - BARELY ANY DOGE CUTS - NO SAVE ACT …NOW THEY ARE GOING ON VACATION???!!!!! WHAT THE HELL???!!!!!!!!

Is there any place safe from black women twerking? Was this surgery done on a Carnival Cruise?

@Noia2014 @JebraFaushay They always have trouble keeping a straight face.

@JebraFaushay You know it's bad when the gay man in the room can't keep a straight face.

This is even more majestic than the painting from Michelangelo in the Sistine Chapel. The performance art before you is an ecological reflection on the climate emergency, reminding us of the fleeting beauty of snow.

@MarkSadowy @Monte_Colorman Does it do it this season?

@Monte_Colorman @flashpatricks MLB TV app did this last season

Annual reminder that AppleTV lets you choose Hammy & Rosey audio for the broadcast.

It represents women tired of folding fitted sheets

@FFAFamily @JebraFaushay See the art is making you think. I thought it represented a woman tired of packing for a trip.

@JebraFaushay I thought the foam was giving birth.