Patrick Patrick

My most unhinged run-in with HR was while working at a biotech company as a senior scientist, a long time ago. They were doing racism audits, and me being an Asian, they targeted me in an inquisition-style interrogation. In essence, it was about 30 minutes of them... Gen Z women with a chip on their shoulders, trying to make me say that I experienced racism at the company. It was them framing every little comment, quip, joke, and conversation that my 'white' coworkers had with me into some sort of racist dog whistle. They wanted me to "out" my work friends as "racists" so that HR could crucify them. I knew they were recording the whole time, so I had to be very careful with my words. I kept my answers brutally short, usually with a single-word answer of "no", or that lacks context, or that's a misframing. They were literally trying to manufacture problems to go after people to justify their existence. They were trying to goad me, to extract the "right" answers from me that I refused to play their stupid game. After the interview was over, and after their little racism witch hunt didn't work, they moved on to other targets, other minorities, other stupid problems no one cared about.

@Howlingmutant0 @JUSTcatmeme That blonde is too pretty to be involved in all this

I was so pissed about this I was in a really bad place

Big corporations realizing the HR department is just inventing problems to justify solving them

Yes, which is great but again, that’s hardcore. Punk was bondage pants and mohawks. HC was an Americanized version: stripped down, fast-cheap-and-easy, no frills. Fashion was just jeans and a t-shirt.

Well, that Mosque shooting dissappeared faster than an 8-ball at a Hunter Biden party.

It died in 87. Every cultural movement lives for exactly 10 years.

My first job after graduating from IU was working for Dave Letterman in the Ed Sullivan Theater. Over those 5 years, I appeared topless in the Ed Sullivan Theater, saved Bill Murray's life in the Ed Sullivan Theater, got the crap beat out of me as a hockey player in the Ed Sullivan Theater, met Prince in the Ed Sullivan Theater, wrote thousands of Top Ten and Viewer Mail jokes in the Ed Sullivan Theater, tossed the football with Dave in the Ed Sullivan Theater, was awesomely insulted by Don Rickles in the Ed Sullivan Theater, got really frustrated at times in the Ed Sullivan Theater, froze my junk off in the Ed Sullivan Theater, delivered wine for Harrison Ford in the Ed Sullivan Theater, fell in love with Salma Hayek in the Ed Sullivan Theater, laughed with Norm Maconald in the Ed Sullivan Theater, and never took for granted how cool it was to work in the Ed Sullivan Theater. Shame on Stephen Colbert for blowing his shot and shutting down the Ed Sullivan Theater.

“California almonds use 4x-7x more water than all data centers in North America used combined in 2025.” Golf course owners:

We’re only a couple years away from women blaming the damages of feminism on men

“If you don’t let us murder babies in the womb, we’ll murder them outside of the womb” These people are pure evil. Demons from the pit of hell.

you know what else is hot? hell…and that’s where u going

In case you’re wondering about the current state of House Democrats: they just voted against establishing a Smithsonian American Women’s History Museum. Their objection? It didn’t include a dedicated wing for trans history. You almost have to admire the consistency. They managed to turn a women’s museum into an argument about men.

I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please. Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan. Thank you. May I please use your phone? Is it a local call? Y-Y-Yes…

@nick_field90 It’s hard to imagine two people more deserving of each other than Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

Last week, my pretty wife and I rewatched Ken Burns’ Civil War for the fifth or sixth time. What a spectacular accomplishment. It really is a shame that Burns devolved into a woke, uptight lesbian.

This makes him more competent than 99% of psychiatrists

Bolt CEO after firing the HR team:

The home team should always wear the lighter colored jersey