Christopher Baran

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Christopher Baran

Christopher Baran

@froot_lumps

I have nothing to say here

Beigetreten Nisan 2022
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Joe@JoeAlderman11·
So Ive been a Costco member for about 15 years now, but never tried their hot dog, pizza, or chicken bake even though they are cheap as hell. $8 for all of this. My wife and I ate a couple bites and we threw it in the trash. I can see why its so cheap, it’s freaking disgusting! 2/10, wouldn’t recommend at all!
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@conniekettel Very funny that most of urbanite Twitter considers living in a place like Oklahoma to be worse than hell itself
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@hijabi_harrison It is just now occurring to me that all four beatles have really good hair genetics. Full lucious locks into old age across the board
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Film Updates
Film Updates@FilmUpdates·
New poster for ‘THE SHEEP DETECTIVES’ starring Hugh Jackman, Nicholas Galitzine, Molly Gordon, Tosin Cole, Hong Chau and Emma Thompson. In theaters May 8.
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
@simoneumba Everyone hates the rich until their favorite actor wants a couple more million dollars for one movie role
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
@NYCMayor Lol trump really printed out a 50 year old newspaper to throw shade at Gerald Ford of all people
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor·
I had a productive meeting with President Trump this afternoon. I’m looking forward to building more housing in New York City.
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@AliceRHamilton I wonder if any future presidents will ever hang up the trump portrait in the oval office
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alice hamilton
alice hamilton@AliceRHamilton·
I don’t wanna sound too extreme but I think everyone in this picture should die
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
@EndWokeness What is even the point of congress anymore, neither dems nor republicans ever vote "against" their party anymore so every bill that gets voted on is entirely dependent on which party has more people at that point in time. Just tear it all down
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Trump says "stand up if you believe that we should protect Americans, above illegals" Democrats refused to stand
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
@ItsWanderingEye I can tolerate a lot but Doors slander is absolutely where I draw the line. Go back to listening to Five Finger Death Punch
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
Does anyone else think that the amount of ads on YouTube these days is making the website borderline unusable
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
@SululuXD @suelindx @djoferatu His character is based on a real person? Did you want them to give it the Inglorious Basterds treatment and just make stuff up to make the viewer feel better? Trying to enact any sort of "petty vengeance" would've gotten him killed immediately
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Sululu 🇭🇰🇺🇸🇹🇼
@froot_lumps @suelindx @djoferatu That’s not the cowardly part, it’s the inaction. It’s certainly very human, but Brody’s resilience is less human and more self-preservation by the end of it. The goal is to survive rather than petty vengeance or small victories. It’s only to live. Just not for me and made me mad.
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𓏲ּ𝄢
𓏲ּ𝄢@djoferatu·
my hottest take ever
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Sululu 🇭🇰🇺🇸🇹🇼
@suelindx @djoferatu I couldn’t relate to the protagonist at all. It was one act of cowardly self-preservation after another. Not an objectively bad movie or anything, but by the end of it I was so mad at the protagonist that the other qualities didnt matter.
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Rowan Gehman🌹
Rowan Gehman🌹@RowanGehman4PA·
@MaceAhWindu It’s gonna be someone we either expect, or someone so far outta left field that we never expected it.
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
@tranz_schubert Pessimists always do this "I have to do this for 50 more years?" crap without considering that they might die well before that. Look on the bright side, you could die tomorrow
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jörg shidmann
jörg shidmann@tranz_schubert·
i genuinely don't understand how i am expected to continue to do this shit every single day for another 50-70 years before im allowed to die
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@JoshYohe_PGH Vancouver is ugly, its architectural style does not fit the vibes of the natural area at all. It's like a more walkable miami plopped into cascadia
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Josh Yohe
Josh Yohe@JoshYohe_PGH·
Vancouver is the most beautiful city in North America. I’m not sure there is a close second.
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taoki
taoki@justalexoki·
holy shit. it's over. you're never gonna guess. iykyk but damn its literally over. it's happening like right now. go spend time with your family the world is never gonna be the same again
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
Nobody warns you how quickly you go from 18 to 27
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Christopher Baran@froot_lumps·
@gran1te_mtn Why is everyone on Twitter suddenly so confident about what movies will and won't be remembered in a couple years
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