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@JonLemire Overheard on a sidewalk: a German Shepherd puppy looking at today's New York Times, sees Kavanaugh story.
“Dad," he asks, "why do I pee outside when the Times is still in print?"
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I am Satoshi. My pronouns are gun/gat/piece. I used to be pan-sexual, but then I read teflon causes cancer, so now I'm ammosexual.









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