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@haltrain

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Beigetreten Kasım 2009
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@SunWeatherMan ARTEMIS II - Notes on the issues so far: Cocaine is good.
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SpaceWeatherNews@SunWeatherMan·
ARTEMIS II - Notes on the issues so far Toilet and Microsoft outlook issues occurred during impact from the CME plasma - not conclusive, but we're suffering another coincidence. Both now fixed. The chick fixed the plumbing... The white geek had to call home for computer help... Meanwhile, the nigga is up there executing precise burns and flight control to perfection and there is a nearly 100% score on their orbital trajectory right now... matching the peak "success" of any previous mission at this point. ...figures.
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@MitchSchwartz71 Play calling and playing with Patrick, are there not actual plays that are called that anticipate Patrick creating enough time for a second play within the oringinal one? I hope that makes sense.
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Mitchell Schwartz
Mitchell Schwartz@MitchSchwartz71·
Haven’t done a Q+A on here in a while. Fire away. Football, OL play, food, golf, whatever.
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The Extreme Music Enthusiast
The Extreme Music Enthusiast@TheExtremeMusi1·
On April 3, 1965, Ennio Morricone recorded this masterpiece in Rome. Sixty years ago. The soundtrack of a lifetime. For A Few Dollars More | Ennio Morricone | 1965.
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Never really knew this.
Trad West@trad_west_

Today is Holy Thursday, the day the Passion of the Christ begins. After washing the feet of His disciples and offering His own Body and Blood at the Last Supper, Christ retreats to the Garden of Gethsemane. He knows exactly what is coming. The scourging, the thorns, the agonizing weight of the cross. The burden of every sin in human history crushes down on Him until He sweats drops of blood into the dirt. Before a single Roman soldier laid a hand on Him, the sheer psychological and spiritual terror of what He was about to absorb crushed Him so violently that His capillaries burst, bleeding through His pores into the soil. Friday was the physical execution, but Thursday night was the ultimate battle of the Will. This is the exact moment He looked into the terrifying abyss, accepted the cup of God's wrath, and said: "Not my will, but Yours be done." He didn't wait to be captured. He fought and won the war in His own soul before the enemy even marched up the mountain. In His darkest hour of dread, He looks to His closest companions for support. He finds them fast asleep. Their comfort won over their loyalty. Shortly after, the heavy silence of the garden is shattered by the arrival of the mob, the glow of torches, the drawing of swords, and the ultimate betrayal sealed with a kiss from a friend. Tonight, the altars are stripped completely bare. The tabernacles are left open and empty. The Church descends into mourning. The modern world continues to trade Him for silver, mock Him for cheap applause, and sleep soundly through the spiritual war. Do not be like the sleeping Apostles. The Passion has begun. Hold the line.

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Kurt, etc.@Kurt_A_Eff·
Just now finding out about @weatherchannel’s retro option, music and everything, and I am weeping openly. Feels so good to be back baby weather.com/retro/
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@elonmusk Again, I ask of you: When will we be able to have a conversation with animals? 😉
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Smith & Wesson Inc.
Smith & Wesson Inc.@Smith_WessonInc·
If you could spend a day on the range with any pro shooter or GunTuber, who would you pick?
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VISTAv2: Mechanical tool that turns “legal practice” into perfected justice for post-conviction cases. Immutable timelines, auto-contradiction flags, no lost evidence. Built after watching my brother Kip spend 3 years in the system on false testimony. @xai @elonmusk x.com/haltrain/statu…
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@elonmusk People have no idea how this will change the entire legal system pertaining to driving (DWI, traffic violations, etc). The main opposition to FSD will be the legal lobby, insurance, and police departments.
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OldTimeHardball
OldTimeHardball@OleTimeHardball·
Name a Kansas City Royals player Random is welcome
OldTimeHardball tweet media
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@wrong_speak Most of the time it is something the user has done. Almost all of the time though, the user is humbled when it is something as easy as a reboot, or turning something on. This guy was a jerk about it.
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Adam B. Coleman, Proud Father & Imperfect Man
I've been there. The IT guy was actually trying to keep things light. I cant tell you how many times I've gone to someone's desk, who swears on every person they love that there is a massive problem and there isnt. I think it's usually because people are rushing and overlook a step or type stuff incorrectly. But when I show up, they calmly do it to prove it's not working, not realizing it was a user issue the entire time. The tech was trying to minimize the issue so the job doesnt think there is this massive technological issue. So essentially, F this judge.
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes

Watch this IT guy handle a tech issue for an arrogant judge. Then watch Karen the judge turn on him and threaten his job. 🤡:"Thanks. Get out of my courtroom..." 🤡: "Find his supervisor!" *torrent of profanity* I wonder if he takes his bad day out on the public, too?

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Absolutely shcked that Tiger drives anything other than golfballs
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Allen@haltrain·
@RepLuna This is not the truth. This is defined by one word: insanity.
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna@RepLuna·
The only way to achieve peace is thru DIALOGUE 🕊️
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@Cernovich Zero percent chance you will ever find out on this plane.
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Cernovich@Cernovich·
Earth has never felt like my home. 0% chance that my ancestors “evolved” here.
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@markschlereth Was it 'because of Nix' that brought the shade?
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Mark Schlereth
Mark Schlereth@markschlereth·
I don’t grade them as highly as the general media does… But most of the general media don’t know Jack about football!
Monk Jones@mulepoker

@markschlereth Is the Broncos offensive line really as good as most say? NE defensive line sure didn’t think so. How much of the good stats are actually because of Nix?

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@SenTedCruz Fix the voting mess first ffs.
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Senator Ted Cruz
Senator Ted Cruz@SenTedCruz·
College sports are losing what made them special. Cinderella runs don’t last when the biggest programs raid mid-majors' rosters each season. Congress has to fix the legal mess here before college sports as we know it turns into a pumpkin. sports.yahoo.com/mens-college-b…
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Allen@haltrain·
Everyone should listen and discern. Actions speak louder as the 'news' in one country is propaganda in another. No different than your favorite politician speaking in one county/state. The audience gets what they want to hear. You and larger accounts further it one way or another.
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Dana Loesch
Dana Loesch@DLoesch·
@davereaboi People should definitely listen to a nepo baby who can’t pass a confirmation hearing
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David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense
“Ground invasion” and “boots on the ground” are weasel terms—the people who use them want you to think it means they’re against sending 250,000 to occupy Iran. But everyone is against that. These people are in favor of Iran holding the Strait of Hormuz hostage because they won’t send some green berets to take Kharg Island. They won’t say that, tho.
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@SamMonsonNFL Bottom line is that this is slow time in NFL and it won't be long until Drew Allar is top ten.
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Sam Monson
Sam Monson@SamMonsonNFL·
The reason suggesting Ty Simpson > Fernando Mendoza isn't crazy: We just came out of an NFL season where we couldn't even agree who the best QB was, with zero projection involved. If we can't even agree who WAS best, how can you POSSIBLY tell who WILL be best accurately?
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