Joel Guerra

@schneidenbach @1Marc How Spencer took this picture:

.@1Marc is a fucking specimen. he is literally good at everything

@schneidenbach Sometimes you gotta do a hecking self reflection

someone told me yesterday I'm too nice to be swearing as much as I do and tbh they're right

$WMT

@schneidenbach @MOSTARTUPWKD @AvironSoftware We Stan our little Schneidenqueen

this past weekend was one for this history books I was at @MOSTARTUPWKD - my company @AvironSoftware was sponsoring - and brought my 11yo daughter Lucy, who told me that she was going to pitch an idea what happened next was unbelieveable. She got selected to the final 15 and absolutely decimated it on stage never been a prouder dad moment in my life. I'm not usually one to talk about my kids but yeesh, the kid slayed. thanks @brettcalhounn for another great time

@ryanflorence well, my 2001 Honda CR-V has Apple CarPlay … and I can ask Siri things that it can’t answer through that

So ... I drive a Tesla (well it drives me) as I ask Grok how things work, get my internet from Starlink, and then shoot the breeze on Twitter while my Cursor agent churns through my latest prompt Elon Musk just about owns my entire day

@Riku46022449 My dad had one of these in the 80s

ご報告 ついに念願のアメ車デビューです。 1979 Chevrolet camaro z28 納車されました‼️

@ryanflorence @CollinRugg

@joelatwar @CollinRugg I think we had lived in our Puyallup house for a month before I knew we had a perfect view of Rainier from our master bedroom. One morning I came out of bathroom and looked out the window and BAM enormous volcano in my face. I yelled to my wife "WOAH COME LOOK AT THIS!"

NEW: Seattle Storm WNBA player Natisha Hiedeman says she "didn't know what was going on" when she saw a mountain (Mount Rainier) from her balcony. Mount Rainier is 14,410 feet high and is visible from Seattle. "I was just sitting on my balcony and I sat on my balcony like mad times. I had never seen it, so I didn't know like what was going on." Hiedeman joined the team about a week ago but says she never realized there was a mountain despite spending "mad times" on her balcony. Lmao.

@CollinRugg Here is Mount Rainier from my deck. Thanks to Washington's famous cloudy days it's possible to go weeks where I can't see it.

@ryanflorence @CollinRugg I was half way through explaining this when I saw your reply.

@CollinRugg I lived there for five years. There's a phrase there that's telling of how often you actually can see it: "The mountain is out"

@davepl1968 Nice try Dave. I know that a wizard haunted every automatic transmission with an evil demon that controls it. That’s why I only drive manuals.

This a computer, and you likely own one. It's a hydraulic analog computer. It’s essentially a machined analog computer that computes with fluid instead of electronics: pump pressure is routed through passages that act like wires, while spool valves, springs, orifices, and check balls perform the equivalents of comparators, logic gates, delays, and one-way elements. What it “calculates” is the machine’s current operating state, whether conditions have crossed a threshold to justify changing state, how strongly to apply each output, and how quickly to make that transition without instability or shock. It does this by continuously balancing forces—pressure on different valve areas against spring preload and feedback pressure—so each valve shifts only when one hydraulic condition outweighs another, while restrictions and chambers add timing and smoothing. In plain English, it is a real-time fluidic state machine that solves “if this pressure is greater than that one, route flow here; otherwise hold, delay, soften, or override” entirely through geometry and oil. They're used in every car with an automatic transmission, where it makes choices like what gear to be in and how hard to apply clutches, etc.... And some dude worked it all out on paper back in the 1960s.

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My shortest "long form" video yet

@VicVijayakumar Except I know the owners and I think they mean it

@joelatwar that seems like an overdone shtick

heard about a restaurant. called them to place an order and they were like no no we don’t take orders over the phone come stand in line. was fascinated by this complete contempt for customers so I drove over and it was a counter service takeout restaurant inside a grocery store. they just continuously make every item on the menu and set it out in to-go containers. if you order what they have ready, you can have it. wanted to try everything so ordered a ton of food. we just ate dinner, it was VERY good, and I have leftovers for days.

I think it would be easier to write a virus, honeypot a 100,000 users, and turn them into a botnet to run loadtests, than to configure JMeter

@MMBeckerman @CinemaTweets1 It was the British tail number for me

@CinemaTweets1 This looks really good. Interesting that it's yet one more Hollywood film set in Colorado that was very clearly not filmed anywhere even near Colorado.

BREAKING: Ridley Scott is releasing a new film this August. The trailer for that film just dropped. It’s called The Dog Stars, featuring Josh Brolin, Jacob Elordi, and Margaret Qualley. This is the story of a pilot surviving in a post-pandemic, abandoned Colorado. I’m seated.

@CinemaTweets1 Why does the plane have a British tail number?

Be extra nice to your rich homies today. They're going through some stuff.

@specialkdelslay @DispairSoftware Put some wd40 on it

@joelatwar @DispairSoftware Idk much but I know if it supposta be spinnin and it aint... that ain't right

guys ive never tooken a turbo apart, is this what its supposed to look like inside??