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i love niggas with good faces like you gotta great face on you

@milkandmarrow I was born at 3:43pm which probably why I'm Like That

I think most babies are born in the dark and the concept of a baby born mid day gives me the heebie jeebies.

dude ugandan knuckles was racist as fuck

My favorite thing about Twitter is how miserable everybody is. I can say anything and somebody gonn be mad. I be weak as hell

@CatReviewer - african wild dog furries eat ass 🤎

i love when furries have their species' personalities and qualities - snow leopard furries are cute and bubbly🧡 - manul furries are calculating and serious💙 - bear furries are big and relaxed🩵 - hyena furries reek of piss and shit - lion furries are brave and courageous❤️

@igetsoinspired like what the FUCK

They’re calling nutritious bowls of food “slop”

@pacoceanlover @prion333 @sfchronicle a lot of them didn't

@prion333 @sfchronicle My point. Too imprinted on humans. Gee how did falcons and owls survive in their world before Instagram?

Someone broke into a Northern California falconry education and conservation center early Friday and intentionally released all of its birds, several of which are still missing and at risk, according to West Coast Falconry. Staff at the falconry — located about 40 miles north of Sacramento in Marysville — found the premises vandalized and all 11 birds set free. The intruder or intruders destroyed equipment and merchandise, and released the birds by cutting gear from their legs and removing them from their enclosures, “leaving them to fend for themselves,” the organization said. “These birds are not wild — they are trained and rely on human care,” West Coast Falconry said in a Facebook post. “Releasing them in this condition puts them at serious risk of injury or death.” Four birds were still missing as of midday Sunday: Walter, a great horned owl; Cubbie, a peregrine falcon; Amadon, a barn owl; and Cora, a dark-morph red-tailed hawk who is blind in one eye. The center said it was actively working to locate and recover the missing raptors, and asked for help from nearby residents to look out for birds who are “unusually comfortable around people.” People should not approach the raptors, but instead should report any sightings to West Coast Falconry. 📸: Courtesy of West Coast Falconry

@GaltMD @jtrebach you must be dealt with

@jtrebach I’m a psychopath. I use a vertical staple.

one time in med school I asked a doctor for feedback and he told me that I was stapling the patient lists together with the staple in the incorrect orientation and that a diagonal staple was not appropriate and it needed to be a horizontal staple so I laughed but he did not laugh

@firagawalkwthme I think people are looking for different things from this particular type of online content than they are from a film. This content is intended to be aspirational. People want to imagine themselves living this kind of life and they need mundanities to do that.

It’s interesting how much you’re taught to avoid shoe leather in film school and like 90% of online content seemingly is exclusively that

@The_Acumen I lowkey do not believe in catharsis at all

I’ve never personally understood crying as catharsis. It’s never been healing or a release. It’s a painful experience for me. It physically hurts me to cry. I know it’s good for you, but I gotta be honest, it hurts. I need to know how common this is, so I’ve been asking people.

@happysnails2ya @colligocritters I am confused by his motives but charmed by his tenacity

@locephaly @colligocritters my mums jack russel has a thing with ants. he doesn’t like the smell or the taste of them, but he’ll sniff them & also lick them up off the ground. you’ll know he’s been eating ants too because he runs inside sneezing & flipping his tongue around to get rid of the taste😭😭😭😭

I hallucinate,but only stuff I've seen before and its always just normal, non-scary stuff. This was NEVER an issue before until now because I work with ants and if they escape I need to track them. My ass keeps running after non existent ants while my coworkers go "???"

you niggas will diy anything (complimentary). wym you made a mattress

@algae_fish "you are on the fastest available route"-coded youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0?si…

Im so fucking scared

this is just what schipperkes do all the time

telling me "don't start" is the best way to guarantee that I start

@JohnCas48762330 @Jeanespen @WxScholl You trust the science because it's based on empirical evidence, not something a yokel pulled out of their ass one day

@locephaly @Jeanespen @WxScholl 😂😂😂😂😂 yes they do, literally only see liberals and scientists all day saying shut up and trust the science

Are we fucking for real rn bro

@ginamilan_ I suppose in your eyes that's worse than doing it to kids?

Tucker Carlson apologizes for converting to Islam and fucking goats.

@AdsoOfBelk it's like when people say that the government killed dr sebi as if he wasn't an 82-year-old man who didn't believe in modern medicine

Half of the mysterious scientist death stories sound like “He died suddenly and inexplicably in hospice care at the age of 83”

@JohnCas48762330 @Jeanespen @WxScholl Science is always changing. Scientists never claim to know everything, but they certainly know more than you.

@Jeanespen @WxScholl Bro El Niño is literally the fucking weather, and yes the climate is impossible to predict it’s why in 1970 they said New York and Florida would be underwater by now. 😂😂😂